User talk:Zork Implementor L

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Thanks for changing the ruleset on Game:Edit! The game!

By:

1. Adding {{:Vandalism/example on wheels!}} without the nowiki everybody lost 100 points,
2. Adding {{fnord}} I lost another 10 points,
3. Adding {{moodring}} I gained $20-(n-110)$ or $20--68$ which is $20+68=86$,
4. I got +86 points,
5. Kalir got -98 points,
6. And you got -100!

Thanks, now I'm waaaaaaaaaaay ahead! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:29, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

I will always use the rules to make me win! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:33, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Un-Bestiary

Just wanted to say thank you for your contributions to Un-Bestiary. You created three entries, but unfortunately in the wrong format. Please pay attention to the parameters of doom next time. Still, great work, so you can take this userbox template:

{{User Bestiary}}

And this one for being punished by Uncyclopedian:

{{User Punished}}

Thanx again. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:41, 7 July 2006 (UTC) Uncyclopedian is the devil

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:17, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Organized religion

I realize that the article will never be featured, but I want to ask what to be people want? A article with a few pictures of a horse, a long poem about a “Putz stealing Hanukah”? I don’t get it! Thanks for your support though. Weri long wang 16:58, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Very much thankings

Hey, congratulations!!! For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

You're pretty much the only person I didn't whore myself out to, unless I did so subconsciously...--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:07, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Now, Turn Left!

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

W

Zork

Hey, you may want to do something about this page Game:Zork3/reincarnate. I was going to instahuff it but it had pages linking to it. What do you want to do? —Braydie at 17:27, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Grueslayer

You did the template for Zork, right? If so, can you help me do a green-text-on-black-background image-capable template for Grueslayer? I'd love to work with the great L. --Emmzee 00:28, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Uh, no - Template:Zorkheader uses the "zorkclass" style sheet thingy, which I think only administrators can edit. --L 11:58, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:17, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:49, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 17:33, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

--» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:01, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Hi.

I'm another Zork editer.

You put my tower to the north.

I would award you, but I haven't made any award templates yet. Do you like this or this? --Anotherpongo 19:16, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

(Incidentally, you almost didn't get this, because your signature doesn't link to anything!)

--El Zoof 10:31, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Why did you add Zork to PHNURR!?! Article whoring... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 08:10, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Sig

Your sig doesn't appear to link to your userpage. Is that your way of taking the proverbial phone off the hook? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:12, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

I just don't like appearing on those "slut lists". --L 05:44, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Ah. Damn sluts. And their list. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:26, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

As a leading slut, I protest! ~ 06:31, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry. Present company included. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:08, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

We need your help

I was wondering if you can help with Game:Grueslayer in any way possible, eg. game content, formatting, etc. If you do, you will be rewarded handsomely! Look on my profile for extra info. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

I ain't kidding, WE NEED YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:56, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Grueslayer

I wasn't able to get the template the way I liked it, displaying the "graphics" to the right of the text, but if you could help, as I suck at HTML, that would be great, because I have great plans for it. --Emmzee 01:12, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

cookie

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Grueslayer

All edits changing technology from modern-day to medieval timed have died. since Grueslayer is the sequel to Abyss and Abyss 2, and Abyss and Abyss 2 had vaccum cleaner attachments and Police car chases, respectively, I have killed all edits. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thank you!

For that nice little addition to my Ekrpat article, the Dvorak Gods bestow upon you this little award:

	The Ekrpat Ireo have awarded you with a Keyboard!
	Commendations for fixing what they think is a splendid article
	You may return to your business

DOOOOOOMMMM!!!

I saw the very nice Template:Shakespeare you sporked from wikipedia. Link it to shit. I'm gassing up the lawn mower while I wait to see if you can make it work. I'd recommend Category:Movies as a starting point. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/31 21:20

Well, there's a bit of a problem - the humour in Template:Shakespeare is entirely in the link names vs. mouseovers. How else are you s'posed to know that Toilets for the Large Person equates to King John?

So, I reckon there are three possibilities:

• Leave them red, and wait until our delightful patrons create witty, erudite articles for each of the corresponding plays. (See also Template:USpresident?)
• Make them link to Wikipedia articles.
• Create a bunch of misleading redirects. (Antony and Cleopatra -> Cleopatra. This wouldn't quite work for the comedies such as As You Like It, though.)

(P.S: Does that "doom" sound effect play every time you enter a room?)

--L 10:21, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, you missed at least one possibility: Famine just deletes the template. Sure, it's a good idea. And it's got great humor potential. But the problem is that it will take a very, very long time for those articles to be created. If they ever do. I'm not exactly sure that it's worth keeping a very-red template filled with broken links around in the hopes that someone else magically makes a dozen perfect pages to go with it.

Link it to stuff before my mower gets it, next lap around.

And as for my room-entry song - It's more like the imperial march. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/1 22:39

Bash.org

Hey, don't worry so much about the copyvio; Bash.org can't claim copyright on those quotes since a) they're what people have said, so you just can't do that, and b) because the quotes are submitted to them; they can't assume any rights merely by being sent them. but nicely done for removing them anyway -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 10:21, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd!

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thank you very much!! :) --THINKER 07:10, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Thanks for your formatting help on Film Noir. It is a weakness of mine. Thank you. Don alun 16:28, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:30, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Zork

Your game rocks! and wow what a great map! this is the best game i have seen on uncyclopedia--Saturn1 02:24, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Insert Thank You Name Of Section

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

-RAHB 08:08, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Implementor of the Month Award

You are aware that you've been nominated for Implementor of the Month, right? You can vote for someone there or nominate who you feel has done a good job on Uncyclopedia games. Go vote. ^_^ That tie that exists now is killing me. X_x Conniving 20:49, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Congradulations!

You've won Implementor of the Month! —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 12:02, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Sig

I saw down on VFH that there was a big issue revolving around your sig, as it doesn't link to your userpage. Well, if you don't want it to be blue and underlined, all you have to do is make an actual sig and use the "nounderlinelink" tag and make the color black. Just an idea, because it is a little annoying that your sig doesn't link to your userpage. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:34, Aug 26, 2007

Specifically, this code would do just that: <span class="nounderlinelink">[[User:Zork Implementor L|<font color=black>L</font>]]</span> -RAHB 09:56, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

For the love of god, please use it! Aagh.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   20:10, 17 September 2007 (UTC)  

I've gone ahead and created you a Sig Template. To use, just put {{User:Zork Implementor L/Sig}} ~~~~~. Like this: L. See? Wasn't that easy?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   20:27, 17 September 2007 (UTC)  

Say L

Why did you move Jewish Holidays? Is there some obscure spelling rule I'm not aware of? ~ 11:54, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia says: "Do not capitalize second and subsequent words unless the title is a proper noun (such as a name) or is otherwise almost always capitalized (for example: John Wayne and Art Nouveau, but not Video Games)." And, well, you understand the Uncyclopedia/Wikipedia causal relationship. --L 05:36, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, the hello-howya-doing sort. ~ 06:52, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Quick question...

You know about spin-off games such as Zork ultimate and Zork Pwned, right? They share the same category as Zork. I remember in their early days, their edits would flood the original Zork's Recent Changes page. Is that a problem? If it is, I could fix it. If not, i'll just leave it there. Conniving 12:05, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

You know what would be extra nice? If you or someone created a new Zorkheader template for each of those games, and changed each of those games' pages so that they used their own template, and altered each template's category inclusion so that each of those games' pages were in their own categories. Then things would be nice and tidy. --L 16:44, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

My sentiments exactly. I think i'll start with Zork Ultimate. Conniving 21:44, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

One down.

Game:Zork_ultimate is done. That took a good while. O_o Conniving 01:17, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Three down.

Zork Pwned and IE Zork have their own categories now. I think that's all of them, but do you know if I missed any? Conniving 02:09, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Classy

I notice you took an interest in cleaning up some of my articles. Care to vote for them? --  Le Cejak • <-> 04:02, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

That's whoring young padwan! Beware of the whoring bestowed upon thee! </nerd> ~ 16:22, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

ooh, sorry. But... but I... --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:34, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Feel the power of science!!

	The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
	Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:26, Nov 12

{{1 in 2}}

Template:1 in 2 works now, if you still want to use it. --Algorithm 21:18, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Is that you Ace????

Hey, thank you for making it a template and all the work you did.

Cajek has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 4 @ 09:54)

O noes, tanks! Wait, the good kind. Phew.

SysRq says, "Tanks!"

For voting on HowTo:Pee In a Cup!

---

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:03 23 Dec, 2007)

Elaborate

I'd like to know why you deleted the quotes on the article of Super Smash Bros Brawl. Not that there might be anything wrong with it, I'd just like to know why.--Garionepsilon 14:05, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

DYK...you've really pissed me off?

Hey guy, what's the deal with you wontonly deleting a pile of DYK submissions, including the only 2 I have ever submitted? I have been waiting around patiently for a real admin to move things into the approved list, and here you go yesterday just shoving things aside. It really makes it a waste of time to try and contribute to anything but an article on this site. I am seriously pissed off, but then what would you care.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:44, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Your username appears nowhere in the edit history of Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions, so I can't adequately respond to your assertion that your two lines did not deserve deletion. However, I defend my belief that the vast majority of those that I removed were below reasonable quality for the Main Page (and, if you check the bottom of Template:DYKdb, you'll see that most of the better ones had in fact been approved.) Since you disagree, feel free to demand a second opinion from an admin if you wish. --L 10:31, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

I did them anon because I wanted to see the results. IMO they were better than over half the crap that was left on the page. Several on the 'approved' page are just like them in "quality".--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 09:52, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial

To your against, I respond: "C'mooooon..." If there was ever a stupid stub to vote for, this is the one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:45, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations again!

Awarded in the grade of Officer, replacing previous grade of Member (2nd vote). --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 12:46, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Hya L

Are you still maintaining the DYK database? ~ 16:46, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

DYK? ...Oh, that. Ah, umm, pardon me for a moment. --L 07:34, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks :) ~ 17:48, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

DYK entries

Hey. I just realized that all my DYK entries were gone and only one of 'em was included in the archives. I was wondering if you could have another look at the entries cuz I felt one or two of 'em were funnier than a few that are already in the archives. Thanks. ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 16:30 • 12 Oct •

Oh hai

I like your game PUTPBAA, you should come back more often. Nice Username, BTW.... - LOL vandalz 10:49, April 23, 2011 (UTC)