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OMG HI[edit source]

You're back! This is truly the most wonderful thing of the very short space 2013 has currently occupied. Stayin' for a while or just passing by? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:22, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey Frosty. :) Actually I haven't been able to access the wikia site in the last few months. I'd be glad to stay and help out if I'm needed. Is the move from wikia pretty much over? MadMax (talk) 09:37, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
The move from Wikia has been over for about the last week actually, of course their are still a few bumps in the road that need cleaning up so far as running the site goes (if you run into any problems use the forum link in the site notice to report them) but yes we are almost completely independent now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:50, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
Welcome back MadMax! -- The Zombiebaron 12:15, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. Sorry I wasn't around to help out this week. MadMax (talk) 12:19, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for looking over some of my old stories! Leverage (talk) 13:09, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

When adding inessential spaces and line breaks to templates (as you might do when categorizing them, for instance)[edit source]

Please make sure they are inside the noinclude tags. If they're outside of the noinclude tags, they will be transcluded along with the rest of the template, which can minorly to majorly screw stuff up, depending on the template. Also, please try to limit the noinclude tags in a template to a single pair (<noinclude> and </noinclude>). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:31, 15 January 2013

Template categorisation[edit source]

Basically what socky just said; I'm just going to repeat it because he edit conflicted me right when I finished and now I'm going to have to murder him.

When categorising templates, could you please try to put the <noinclude> right up against the content without a linebreak, and have the linebreaks inside it? Otherwise the linebreaks wind up transcluded by the template and that tends to break things.

Basically do this:

{{Message_box|message=This is template content|image=Whatever.png}}<noinclude>

[[Category:Advisory templates]]

Instead of this:

{{Message_box|message=This is template content|image=Whatever.png}}

[[Category:Advisory templates]]

Thanks. -— Lyrithya 19:34, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

  • Ok. Sorry about that. MadMax (talk) 00:17, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Hi Mad Max. Just noticed you gave me three stars for requested articles. Good to see you are still around. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:08, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

No problem. :) MadMax (talk) 15:09, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

Spamming[edit source]

So you're editing so fast it's flooding up the recent changes feed, so I'm going to give you a userright that will hide you from the recentchanges feed. Just remove it once you're done. Thanks! Legoktm (talk) 08:45, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

Purple Spleen[edit source]

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

Dunno if you've won this or not, but here's a spleen for your efforts. You can sell it on the purple market for a pretty penny. --EMC [TALK] 21:03 Jan 29 2013

Friends with Benefits[edit source]

I just wrote an article that I think is extremely FA material and I wanted to know if you'd read it over and/or nominate it for me? :D It's called Friends with Benefits. -- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:03, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

I can if you want, and I did enjoy the article, though you might be better off getting a Pee Review first. I'm not really the best person to ask for comedy advice. MadMax (talk) 02:25, 21 February 2013 (UTC)
Thanks! Um, well. I guess Pee Review is dead. Maybe could you fail the noms for People's Republic of China and Pet rock?  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:41, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

could you feature something?[edit source]

We don't have any features set up for this week >.<  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 2:35 2.25.13

That's a wrap. Now it just needs to be protected. :D  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 3:07 2.25.13

Thanks for letting me know. MadMax (talk) 03:12, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, you're welcome. Um, but it's protected for autoconfirmed moving and editing, it shouldn't be sysop only.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 3:13 2.25.13

Sorry force of habit. ;) MadMax (talk) 03:16, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Lol, it's fine.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 3:21 2.25.13

Thank you for doing the feature today! I've been super busy and I'm down to a netbook right now... I'm working through reading some to get a couple more pushed into the queue. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.25.04:36

Not a problem. I've only done it one other time and a little afraid I'd mess things up. I suppose I can be more active if VFH needs extra admins. MadMax (talk) 08:21, 25 February 2013 (UTC)
That'd be wonderful. At one point earlier we had a forum vote for new sysops (which failed) with the major reason being that we needed admins for this very cause.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:42 3.01.13

Winner![edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2013

-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:40 3.01.13

Geez guys you're embarrassing me. :) MadMax (talk) 05:32, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
Lol. :D  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:14 3.01.13

I need help[edit source]

Could you set up the feature queue to refeature Sex for the 4th's feature? It also tied for 5th in Top 10 of 2012. You could probably look here for help and then use Ljlego's edits in the history of the feature queue to see how to do it.

Secondly, I need the page Uncyclopedia:VFH/Top3 unprotected so I could update it.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 16:01 3.03.13

Okay, thanks! This can be protected again, now.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 16:09 3.03.13

Hello MadMax[edit source]

Was your father a bot? Since you seem to have some of those characteristics... — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 23:28, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

List of notable uncys[edit source]

Ah, haven't you forgotten someone who joined on October 21, 2005, has won many awards, has 100,000 edits or so (I haven't checked, how many do you have?), and is a hero to most of the users here. I forget this guys name, but he's as Mad as a hatter, to the Max! Aleister 00:42 14-3-'13

Agree, Mad Max is a model uncyclopedian. Next stop, the Paris catwalk with a hat and boots and not much else in between. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Aw thanks guys. That made my day. MadMax (talk) 16:43, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Not sure if you have seen my comments in the forum Max, but I think you should be a Bureaucrat on Uncyc. I think you would be perfect for the role. Forum:VFB. I'm hoping that one of the other bureaucrats agrees with me enough to actually make it happen... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:50. Mar 14. 2013

Oh really? I think I've been here so long I usually assume {{USERNAME}} whenever I see "MadMax" anywhere. Sure, I don't mind if everyone thinks I could be more helpful. I appreciate the nomination in any case. :) MadMax (talk) 17:15, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Ha. That honestly just made me laugh out loud. You thought it was a joke nomination? Hehe. Nope. Again you provide further proof that you would be perfect for the role of Bureaucrat. I can honestly say that from everyone I have ever known on Uncyclopedia, or anywhere on the internet for that matter you are the most suited for the position. Everyone else reading this knows I'm right... IMO you should have been a crat years ago, but unfortunately self promotion is not one of your strong points, and also unfortunately politics does tend to reward that. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:38. Mar 14. 2013

That means a lot. Thanks. MadMax (talk) 18:18, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Mhaille has been on the IRC[edit source]

That's why I said he was active.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:36 3.14.13

Ok. I was just going by the user contributions log. Thanks for your additions to the list. I haven't been around for a while so it's a big help. MadMax (talk) 22:12, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
It's fine. And you forgot to add yourself, silly!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:05 3.15.13

Cratted[edit source]

Congratulations buddy baby <3  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:34 3.16.13

Per above. Congratulations on your bureaucracy! love, — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 01:50:53 2013/03/16 UTC

Thanks. :) MadMax (talk) 01:57, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

Can you set up the features[edit source]

Can you set up the features for this week? A possibility could be:

Sunday - Nillion Tuesday - The Maori Show Thursday - I'd like to talk to you about Jesus

or something to that effect.

 SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:52 3.16.13

Another feature[edit source]

Could you set up the next feature? None of the admins will respond besides you.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:54 3.19.13

SPW: I apologize for my lack of responsiveness. I'm in the middle of changing jobs and moving 1300 miles (mostly the packing part right now), so I probably won't be able to resume doing this (or be very active in general) until at least sometime around 4/6.
MadMax: Thank you for handling this while I've been busy. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.03.20.16:25

I'm just glad I haven't screwed up anything yet. ;) MadMax (talk) 19:47, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

can you feature something[edit source]

UnNews:I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 11:15 3.28.13

request[edit source]

I believe there are are four old versions of deadmau5 (redirect) that were either expired ICUs or abandoned WIPs. Can you restore these versions and copy their contents to this page in my userspace, please? That would be awesome. Thanks. --Snippy 10:20, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

could you feature something?[edit source]

Per above header.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 18:25 4.02.13

Request[edit source]

I need to update Template:MonthlyAwards, could you unprotect it? I also need Uncyclopedia:Top10 unprotected so I can update this too.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:12 4.02.13

Forgot me[edit source]

I won N00b of the Moment in December! I should go in User:MadMax/Uncyclopedia:List_of_notable_Uncyclopedians! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 01:22, 3 April 2013 (UTC)

done. --Snippy 05:29, 3 April 2013 (UTC)

Controversial thing[edit source]

Hea Max. I noticed that you just put semi-protection on a page. I was wondering if I could ask you to consider using semi-protection a bit less on pages. As I'm sure you know we have more admins than we know what to do with these days, and also patrolled edits means that vandalism is very hard to miss. Because of this, I think that we might get a few more IP edits and maybe even some more users if we allowed more pages to be edited by everyone. We can always semi them later if they do become a target of attack, but... For now, I think we can get away with a lot less semi-protection on non FA pages. What do you think? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:40. Apr 4. 2013

Sure, that's fine. I've only semi-protected pages when there's been long term vandalism or when I've had to spend a long time going through the history to restore deleted text. Gerard Butler, for example, had remained vandalized since April 2012. MadMax (talk) 21:48, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
Cool. Using patrolled edits we should be able to get all vandalism from now on considering the state of things... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:59. Apr 4. 2013
Except for a few spambots I don't think I've seen any IP vandalism since the move. Maybe they're still editing over at the old site. ;) MadMax (talk) 22:04, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

Thankies[edit source]

Could you fill all this week with features? I won't be here to nag anyone, probably :D  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:39 4.10.13

And don't forget Reasonable doubt! That one is the cool stuff! lol  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:53 4.10.13

Could you feature something[edit source]

Please.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:36 4.16.13

Featuring articles[edit source]

  • Hey MadMax. Thanks for featuring articles, it is very much appreciated. However, you're doing it wrong. Feature order is determined by the highest score, and if two articles are tied the older one gets featured first. So, for example, featuring an article with a score of +10 ahead of an article with +13 doesn't make sense. -- The Zombiebaron 01:08, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
    Oh, ok. I thought that people might still be voting since has only been on VFH for 4 days. Should I replace it and move the current one to the next slot? MadMax (talk) 01:24, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
    Yeah, if you want. I just wanted to mention it so that you didn't continue making the same mistake in the future. -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, 22 April 2013 (UTC)

New User trying to find a good comedy wiki[edit source]

Im trying to find one without as quoted in an actual topic (from myself) "revert maddness" that is. sensless reversions that effectively aim to make the wiki into a sensless ripoff of near pointless publication like the onion. which seems to rely on photoshoping buffont hairstyles on everyone. i mean, they just ofically ended world war two yeasterday (frrrllzzthuh). this censorship of happiness isnt working. im not even obliged to actually get an account on any one of these wikis if i cant be sure some tard isnt gonna revert cause it screws up his or his masterbation fantasy subtext syntax. or some other equaly brain dead excuse that wouldnt hold up outside of the feng shuei they got in that personal hell they seem to have going for themselves over there, wherever they are.

i dont know, im just tryiing to have fun withough a bully coming over an pushing me down on this playground we call: wait, this typeface isnt helvetica.

Can you update Template:MonthlyAwards?[edit source]

It's protected.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:19 5.01.13

I updated the winners and unprotected it for you if you'd like to add some one-liners. MadMax (talk) 02:31, 2 May 2013 (UTC)

I thought you deserve this[edit source]

Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Month
This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month.

IFYMB! 09:49, 4 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. :) MadMax (talk) 18:54, 4 May 2013 (UTC)

Features[edit source]

We need some. Thanks!  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 00:35 5.05.13

I think you know what this is about...[edit source]

]][[ User:Zana Dark Princess Peach's Floating Square Braces
Whoah, this template has no borders. Don't worry, Zelda's on it. In the meantime, Emerald the Emperor wanted to give you this award for fixing up all those links. Red, blue, purple, oh my!
    Awarded on: AJTA/D

Are you a robot?[edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 23 '13 0:30 (UTC)

Homepage[edit source]

I think something fucked up on the front page. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:48 29 May 2013

Ok, thanks for letting me know. It should be fixed now. MadMax (talk) 01:02, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

VFH[edit source]

Are we gonna get a featured article today? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:40 30 May 2013

HOS[edit source]

It's fucked up. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:35 1 June 2013

I think Leverage is working on it but I also left a note on Lyrithya's talk page as well. MadMax (talk) 16:52, 1 June 2013 (UTC)

Another VFH idea[edit source]

So, we all know that VFH is not as great as it once was or could be. I'm not suggesting anything radical, but only a minor change which is we lower the goal on VFH from 15 to 10. I don't want to seem like I want to install every idea from the other site, but considering that on a good day we only get up to about halfway, it makes sense to lower the goal bar. Everytime I look at the red space I just feel depressed, and lowering the goal bar has worked for the other site, beacause they have theirs on 4 or 5, yet over here it would work even better beacause we rarely drop behind 6. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:16 2 June 2013

Ban Mr N 9 K![edit source]

Please ban MRN9000.-Kamek99

VFH[edit source]

There are a number of articles ready to be feautured, so could you make me an admin so we can get it over with. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:20 11 June 2013

Featured article for today[edit source]

UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country?

I can but I was hoping this comment would be answered first. MadMax (talk) 21:31, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

Feature something![edit source]

Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:59 24 June 2013

The highest ranked nomination right now, aside from the above, is this article (6) and there's a lot of people who've voted against it. MadMax (talk) 18:03, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
We can't have Zombiebarons article up there until september, so It's either Uncyclopedia:VFH/Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies or the 9/11 one... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:05 24 June 2013

Alright, I've edited the site notice to give people a chance to vote on VFH. That way something will be featured by the end of today. MadMax (talk) 18:11, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

Okay, time to feauture. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:36 24 June 2013

What Happened?[edit source]

Where did yesterday's featured article go? And where is the title for today's featured article? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 03:18 27 June 2013

I think that's because there wasn't a featured article yesterday, technically speaking. I've noted the title has been missing lately too. MadMax (talk) 03:27, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Can you fix it? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 03:53 27 June 2013

Everything looks ok on the featured queue so I'm not sure what's wrong. I'll leave a note on Lyrithya's talk page. MadMax (talk) 03:56, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

I would like to direct your attention to this forum. Please cast your opinion. Thank you for your time. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 10:55, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

If this is for a joke ban you might want to move the discussion to Uncyclopedia:FFS. MadMax (talk) 23:33, 5 July 2013 (UTC)

Requesting nomination be closed[edit source]

Hi. Per Shabidoo's request, I would like this nomination closed. RedHot (talk) 00:47, 2 August 2013 (UTC)

Hai dere[edit source]

So I herd u leik vut! Yay! Plz vut yes on Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded. Tenks! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:47, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Awards[edit source]

All the award stuff needs to be archived and given out. Just letting you know. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:46, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

Article whisperer and vital articles[edit source]

Just having a quick look prior to competition starting, and noticed vital article list is updated as of Dec 2011 - v1.2. Wikipedia/wikimedia is on v1.3. Do you want to update the list prior to competition kicking off? (Probably won't make any real difference to anything, but I just noticed, so thought I should point it out. Nominally Humane! 08:28 24 Sep

vfh[edit source]

Feature something. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:59, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

VFH[edit source]

Feature something. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:31, 29 September 2013 (UTC)

Vfh[edit source]

Feature something. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:25, 9 October 2013 (UTC)

block[edit source]

You know've always been very nice to me. You make corrections in my articles and do all sorts of things to make my writing better. I've also noted that you are one of the only admins who has never blocked me. That might make you feel a little jelous. So I want you to know...that if you ever feel like blocking me for a day...I would be glad to make that sacrafice. :) Why don't you block me right now? For a day? :) --ShabiDOO 18:33, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

VFD[edit source]

Since you've archived VFD entries (and deleted stuff) a lot more 'n' me, there's a forum you might be interested in, about using subpages on VFD (like VFH). Y'know, to make it easier to archive stuff? Anyway, how's the family, and the missus, and did little Meriwether Jr. get his back brace off this week like the doctor said would happen? I know he'll prolly still try to do fellatio on himself, but I'm sure you and the missus can always put one of those dog-cones around his neck. Speaking of the missus, is she still drinking the corn ethanol directly out of the tank? You should cure her of that--take a strap to her; only a dam fool lets his woman ruin the mash before it's strained. Anyhoo, it's always good having these talks with you. Carry on. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 17 '13 15:03 (UTC)

Feature...[edit source]

Can you please...? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:24, 3 December 2013 (UTC)

Feature...[edit source]

Can you please...? -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:06, 16 December 2013 (UTC)