User talk:Cajek/Archive20

You've won my crappy award.

Find the template yourself. I'm not your mother. —PongoV2(talk|cont) 20:18, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, new headers DO catch attention more easily

And I have been absent from here for quite a while. Almost four days! Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 17:00, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

WELCOME BACK! ...welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaaaack   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 28) 17:01

Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We've missed you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:53, Dec 28

Awww hell, not again... Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 17:56, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Man, I go missing from this place for almost a week, and behind my back, nothing changes. I hate it when that happens. Time to go missing again. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:58, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Om

YOiu edits page/?

Dear Cajek,

Pissing you off doesn't count, you bloody noob. Additionally, you suck. Furthermore, you're a bastard.

Forget it, it's too much energy. Go refresh the {{expletive}} template a bunch of times and pretend it's me saying it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:49 Dec 29, 2007

Bored and Lazy

Im bored...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 02:10, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Here's a question for you: how many possible moves are there in Monopoly?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 04:22

Is huffing an adult cat dangereous? Cause I just did, and my eyes are really red.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 18:04, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Why?:HIDE!

Since you're helping me out, would you also come up with a creative caption for Image:UU Manhole.gif. Thanks. Also, don't completley OVERHAUL or rewrite if you can help it--Æ 15:40, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

First of all, thank you for telling me that you're writing it! We each get half credit no matter how much you or I write. But I know what you're saying. I think the solution is to add stuff instead of delete. has UU given you permission to use that image?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 15:45

I don't think we need permission--Æ 15:46, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

I don't think you need permission. Also: hi! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:40, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

I think asking him would be a good idea. Also, we can probably move this to mainspace now.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 15:48

Also half credit? Look buddy, you don't get credit for coming up for the page title, you get credit for adding. I wouldn't like you to add to much more, I'd like to do the rest by myself (If I need to do anymore)--Æ 15:49, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, sorry, I wrote that wrong. What I meant to say is that if I add a lot more I would also get half credit, therefore it doesn't matter how much I delete. As the article is right now, it's "okay". The idea behind it is pretty good too if you would allow my input. If you want me to stop, that's fine too.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 15:52

No problem. I'll ask you for more help if I need to. I'd still like you to come up with a creative caption for that pic (if you can). For now, I'll submit to Pee Review and see what they say--Æ 15:54, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Next time you borrow one of my ideas, tell me, okay??? ~~

I will--Æ 15:59, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Either you are very bored or not in a good mood

Either way, consume this cookie, it won't improve your life but you will look very cool.

Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

16:21, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Yikes! Not bored anymore! What are the ingredients?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 30) 16:25

Dear Cajek,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Pee Review

I'm sorry, but I don't think doing Pees are my forte, so could I hold off on joing the committee for the time being? I still might do a Pee Review on occasions or I might decide to re-request membership at a latter time, but for now, I don't think I can do it. Thanks--Æ 16:34, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

All right, that's up to you, AE. Pee reviews are hard to do, so I understand.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 17:13

Did you check my latest pee?--

Sir U.U.

19:46, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Do you have to confuse me with Under user?? Oh boy, the problem with two UUs--Æ 19:49, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna check your pee right now. There's AE, the original UU, and now UU.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 20:11

Could it be that he's just another one of my sockpuppets?--

Sir U.U.

20:21, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Ok alright, you can keep your sig, the charade is over...Cajek, I just did what I believe was the most in depth pee I have done so far. Go check it out!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 21:12, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

You tricked me pretty good there! Yep, your latest review rocks. Go add your name to the list of members.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 21:14

Are you going to add me to that special list in green for users with large numbers of high quality pees?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 01:03, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

YAY! Im on a list that isn't a block log!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 01:19, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

lol, you got me giggling with that one, UU   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 1) 01:22

Hey.

Congrats, champ. :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Jan 1

Thank you so much, Led! I couldn't have gotten a better adopter!! Ooh! Ooh! You have a huge award waiting for you at the end of January, too!   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 1) 00:31

Well done --Æ 00:32, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Good job! Now I only have to get me one...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 00:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

New Years Resolutions?

To do more unc and get a hella lot more FA's and awards-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 00:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I think that's what Led's average is.   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 1) 00:52

Thanks

Hey, have a cookie for the nom!

AE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Æ 00:32, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

HAPPY







(Early)







NEW

YEAR!!!

-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:00, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Holy crap, my neighbors have fireworks!!!!! COOOL!!!! /me runs off to go see.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:19, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

User:AE/Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small

I give up. I need your assistance. Thanks--Æ 23:10, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

And thanks for adding extra headers. I'll write more when I'm in a less lazy mood--Æ 23:55, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks so much for the vote!

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Mah Nà Mah D'oh!

Thanks for the nom but "...Each nomination above the 20 article limit shall be considered, for the time being, as null and void....". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:46, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah, okay! You're welcome anyways!   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 15:15

Failing that page almost killed me. It was like the movie Alive, but with no plane and no mountains. Also, it was just me and there was no cannibalism. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:01, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

So it was just you in a flat field saying "I'm... alive!" ?   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 22:22

Exactly...but I wasn't in a field. Also, I didn't say anything. I'm starting to think that that wasn't the best analogy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:00, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

But you were in a movie saying things about how horrible it was, right? RIGHT?   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 23:02

No, but I was on Cops once. I was the guy with the mullet and one flip-flop, running away. My line was "But, officer, she hit me first!" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:09, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I was the one in the trailer throwing your shit out of the window and screaming "He's a bad man! HE'S A BAD MAN!"   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 23:45

I still say that you got screwed out of an Emmy on that one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:29, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

What category? Who won instead of me? Why wasn't I alerted?   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 00:37

I don't remember. I don't remember. I blocked it all out when I found out that you lost. Also, I won Best Somethingorother in a Comedy or Musical of Some Kind. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:30, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank'ee!

Thanks for writing a review of my rewrite of Plastic Surgery. I guess you're right, it's not all that morbid, I just felt it was at the time I wrote it (for some inexplicable reason). This one, however, is. I suppose. Oh, and congrats on winning Writer of the Month. I take it that since we're no longer competing for an award, our long, bloody, violent flamewar is over? --THE 21:52, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

This flamewar is far from over... DOUCHEBAG! HAHAHA! Also, who do you want me to vote for on that? Really, I like all the candidates.   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 2) 22:21

Vote for whoever makes the media tells you to vote for. Actually, that would be for the presidential election. For the wotm vote, open a dictionary, and vote for THE (hint) first word you see in a definition. :). --THE 22:53, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Why the fuck id there so much Pee Review Pierre Review untouched?

Your rpd (reviews per day) level grows less, your manifestation of demigodness waynes, why hasn't anyone been PeeReviewing? I mean, c'mon Mr. KUN, you're like teh staff now. So be teh staff and go review my Newscorp buys Uncyclopedia article please? Why the fuck does my lip balm smell like curry? Thanks, sincerely "the (19:22) looser of NoTM that would've won if he'd figured out how to whore that well one day earlier. XD", Mr. Sport, Mr. Whotm, Mr. Jim Ed Poole Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:13, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Yep, 32.5/50.   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 03:47

BTW, he's Mr. GUN now. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 12:34, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Woooosh! It's Mr. Gun!   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 14:19

Pretty quick on the draw there, Mr Gun. (groans) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me punk?! Well, you must be talking to me, I don't see anyone else here. /suddenly see Cajek behind him. Oh, he's there. You must be talking to him then. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 14:26, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi

Why do you hate me? SADFACE :( -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:40, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

What? I don't hate you! ...where did THIS come from?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (20:01)

Well, you killed my family. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:40, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, but that was an accident. Or, at least, that's what the jury decided.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:29)

Thank You???

Thanks for the nom for NotM, but TKF is right, I have been here since June, just wasn't adopted yet or doing any serious unc work. I spent my first 5 months being an avid reader who would occasionally do a quick edit or write about pancakes, until about a year ago, (literally one month ago), I gave in to temptation and got serious, and asked leddy to adopt me. True, by then, I had at least a summation as to what I had to do and wasn't that stupid when it came to HTBFANJS, I just needed a sharp poke in the arse. Therefore, I am not really a noob, just a recently motivated unknown user (I would have picked a better name if I had known I was going to stay all that long).-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 20:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey, NP.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (20:35)

Um there is a problem, TKF says no, plus I'm already a CUN, so whats the point here?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 23:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

"I would have picked a better name if I had known I was going to stay all that long". Me too. You sure we're not related? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:26, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

What? Where am I?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 4 (00:33)

You're in a small room. There are four doors. There is a Grue behind you. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 00:34, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

>examine Mordillo   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 4 (00:35)

Mordillo is standing butt naked holding a Modusoperandi in his left hand. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 00:38, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

>take ye Modusoperandi   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 4 (00:40)

>you can't have it! Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 01:00, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

> pronounce Xyzzy - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Jan 4

Uuhhhh...

Check this out-Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave- the perfect sequel to my outlet article-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 01:37, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

UnNews: News Corp buys Uncyclopedia

Haha, Cajek, thanks for the review. I guess I have to agree with you that as an in-joke in some areas, It would be hard to get featured. However, by focusing more on parodying fox, I think I can steer away from the in-joke a bit, and obviously it is not so much of an in-joke as anyone on Uncyclopedia probably realizes the idea of Fox News purchasing such a thing is amusing. I just waana say this, however, because it is damn funny. The parts you criticized the most were actually added by other people. For example, I was also wondering why someone (experienced user, I thinK) had changed the purchase sum from 1.5 Million to 15 Billion. If they were trying to make a point about Fox Overspending, then they didn't add enough to do that. Also, that last thing at the end, someone else tacked it on there before it was put on the current news thing. I was afraid that it was somehow humor that I wasn't understanding. I'm glad you don't like that last part either. Also, I like your suggestions, and will probably infuse more humor into it. As with Communist Jesus, I find that I think something that sounds really serious and is about a totally ridiculous topic is really funny. Seems like a lot of people want jokes infused all over the place. I guess I just think that something that looks like it could be off of Wikipedia, but is actually giving some pretty outrageous and amusing facts, and is written in a formal tone, is the best. I need someone who agrees. When you find that person, mail them to me! Lol. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 18:14, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Illogicopedia, anyone?

I just recently joined this site after realizing that this was where all the uncycs hang out and write stupid stuff, which I'm good at. Unfortunately I kept the same username, so I just lost all my anonymity on wikia. Next stop:ED then Wikipedia!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:36, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah, does ?pedia share admins with unc? And can I move one of my really shit articles, Cluck! to it without getting, you know banninated there for coping unc?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:48, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Try Hindleyite. And no, I don't think you would get banned. One day, maybe I'll move there.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (05:54)

Yeah, I kinda recognized alot of names there. Its like uncyclopedia on LSD. Im going to post your melville essay there since it is just stupid enough-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 06:05, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I just found out that daddy is in line with THE ENEMY. Don't you need like a phd or something to get taken seriously over there?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 07:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I know. I'm over there too, but I don't think I'm Cajek. The only way to get taken seriously over there is to be a consistent editor of one page. If you try spreading out to two pages, you'll bump up against other losers who want to claim their territory. Wikipedia used to be the encyclopedia anyone can edit. Now it's a territorial struggle against people with no real lives. That's my take on it. I hate that place. Tired. Sick! Oooh! Ooh! Unknown, watch Fight Quest on discovery channel. Very manly. Very awesome.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (08:45)

That would make a great opening for the article Wikipedia. What time is fight quest on?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 19:09

More than that, it's the place where nobody thinks for themselves, and they let their hundreds of long, boring policies think for them. It's just kinda boring, but sometimes I feel like goin into their RC and reverting some of their massive amounts of vandalism. Usually about 1 in 5 IP edits is a vandal, which amuses me somewhat. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:57, Jan 5

Wikipedia's articles, I guess, reflect 20% (or less) vandalism, 50% policy pure and simple, and whatever is left is territory wars between various users. I guess the more popular the article, the more morons are fighting over it. THAT'S how you succeed in wikipedia. You fight and fight. It's pretty terrible.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (19:54)

I Can Haz Review?

Howdy doody there Cajek my old cock sparrer, hope that capricious mistress called "life" is treating you well.

Anywhat, I was wondering: I've reviewed a few things of yours in the past, could I trouble you to return the favour? I'd like to find out what it's like to be Cajeked! (Oh, and bear in mind I haven't really got going on the images for it yet). Cheers and tatty byes, Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:33, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Definitely! However, right now that mistress has given me a debilitating cold. I'll see you in a few days! Save it for me! ...oh wait, I have a template!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (19:54)

Oh man, I totally sympathise. She's seen fit to lay me low with a "mystery bug" that has me feeling lousy as well. So take your sweet, sweet time, and sort yourself out first, and I'll look forward to a review from a refreshed, revitalised, resplendent, uh, refurbished Cajek whenever! Hope you don't feel shit for long... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

You haven't had one of these yet have you? (I still don't like the Golden Shower award).

Cheers for the review, very useful. Being Cajeked is a good thing! Gives me plenty to think about. I though it would make a good companion for J'accuse in the UnMysteries namespace, actually. And it's something I wrote a while back in response to a challenge from a friend to try and write something with the title of one of his favourite Chuck Berry songs crowbarred in it in an unexpected fashion - hence "turn the Roll Over Beethoven". That was the whole point of the story, originally. So Beethoven has to stay just because I'm keeping that damn line, but otherwise I've no idea what to do with him - hence his lack of involvement. And I guess I'm having far too much fun playing with Agatha Christie country house murder setups to worry about Blar and Beethoven enough. I'll give it some more thought.

As to VFH, well I'm not too worried about that, this was always going to be a bit of an "interesting" one to sell, I just figured I haven't actually written anything in ages and look like a right hypocrite on Pee Review telling people how to write, so it was time to take action!

And since you ask: Gordon Brown was basically no.2 to Tony Blair for almost 10 years, and spent all that time itching to have a crack at the top job himself. He finally took over from Tone a few months back, and things are not going quite as well as he may have hoped... And he's a dour Scots git, but that's another story. blimey, that's a long ol' comment. Hope your cold clears up quickly and stuff. Pippings! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:25, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, one more thing - what did you feel about the length of it? I could have spent more time on Tony & Ludo, but wanted to keep it a manageable length. Do you feel it could stand a few extra lines? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:05, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I think the length is okay. Now I kinda get the joke about Gordon Brown, but now I don't get English Humour. I guess that's the tradeoff!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 7 (14:18)

Greetings, Comrade

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Cajek/Archive20

Workers' Party Member Unknown user has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

Unknown user

I promise you will get an instant promotion with those credentials. Join now comrade!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 19:37

What is this, anyway?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (19:54)

It's like the Grue Army, only it's communist. You probably will get a higher promotion than me because of your rank in the Order. Led is one of the highest ranking inner party members, and you get credits towards your next promo by doing things to help unc. Join, comrade-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 20:02

Ok, sounds promising. Sign me up, Unknown! You can be my adopter in that program, or whatever.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (20:04)

Actually, no. Led will be your adopter. I added your name to the list of registration request. You should get in soon. -- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 20:14

You have been added. For some reason, Jocke listed you as a prole, the lowest of the low-for now. Make sure you go to this site and register there also. Ask led to make you a UNSOC officer like me since you have way more than 500 edits and are not a noob. Congrats-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 23:16

I did it for the lulz!!1!1!!1

VANDALISM!!!




--  Le Cejak • <->Jan 7 (08:52)

It looks so... so beautiful!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 8 (21:23)

Heyy

Sorry I haven't been on over christmas, but I guess alot of people haven't too. I'll work to make up for the Pees I haven't done (there's loads that havent been reviewed!) and shall also cough pointedly towards NotM in the hope that someone might, yknow... *cough* ~Fag x FS

Whaa?

I'm gonna have to request reviews from you now? But...but that would mean putting in effort on my part! --THE 20:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

$Cajek-Trolling=Effort_{THE}$   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 8 (21:22)

Dammit man! Effort sucks! I don't even have enough effort to finish this senten! --THE 22:18, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

$Sentence-THE=Exclamationpoint_{Effort}$   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 9 (00:32)

The apocalypse of all sigs has arrived

I just gave User:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.A a sig. Go to his talk to check it out. --Gp75motorsports 17:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Ok. Why

Why?:Do a Pee Review. You know you want to. MrN 02:09, Jan 10

Hi

Cajek's heart

betrayal

I've been reading your stuff for a while and love your work. Now I've signed up and want to write decent articles. I already wrote most of I Am The Very Model Of A Crazy Fundamentalist (despite what Moneke (who is my cuz) says). So, any chance of an adoption to help me improve my writing? --DJ Irreverent 06:50, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

I read that! very nice work!! ...You want moi to adopt you?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 11 (14:26)

Cajek with a n00b? The mind boggles... (/me goes to find anti-mind-boggling medication). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:33, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Boggle was a really crappy game. Uh, anyways, I nearly adopted someone before, but they left and never came back. Can you promise you would stay in uncyc? I don't think my heart can take another betrayal.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 11 (14:49)

Any idea what the fuck is going on?

With [[1]] Look at the difference. I added that cookie you gave me to my front page, and it added "laoubotrtac4" as well? WTF? MrN 19:58, Jan 11

I think that fixed it. It was a problem within Template:Cookie. Also, good job on your reviews!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 11 (20:17)

Thanks. Now why did I not notice that cookie thing... Stupid MrN... MrN 20:29, Jan 11

Alberto Gonzales

As per your Pee Review, I was organizing the dates in my next draft and the Librarian approaching Gonzales at the White House is now a footnote. I think it's better, what about you? --Æ 23:34, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

I would leave that out altogether, if I were you. It seems kinda random, you know what I mean? Obviously you could leave it in, but it seems messy. You kinda see where I'm coming from on that advice, AE?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 12 (00:30)

My concern is that if I keep trimming stuff, it's going too end up as a stub, and it's pretty funny to me, if you think about it. It's somewhat related to the "I don't recall" saga.

Also, on a completley unrelated note, your talk page has exceeded 15 headers, and in fact, is double. Just a reminder, ARCHIVE!--Æ 00:35, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

It's a nightmare when you have to keep archiving eh? Is there a 15 headers rule? Also AE, how come you have a copy of that in your userspace? Is that not in mainspace also? Also Also, Just wanted to waste a bit more space on Cajek's talk page.

Also, Also, Also. Well, Also. MrN 00:40, Jan 12

Because I usually don't use the "show preview" button and I don't want too clog up the page history for the mainspace version of Alberto Gonzales--Æ 00:44, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

This feels like a good place for me to come in. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:43, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

GUYS! GUYS! IT'S BOOMER! ...get the spray.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 12 (00:47)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Hope I helped during the pee review stage, UnIdiot!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 12 (01:30)

Oh you did indeed Cajek. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 01:39, Jan 12

Hi.5

Thanks. I will be sticking around, even if I stop contributing I will still be reading the articles and making pointless chatter.--DJ Irreverent 05:41, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Hello? Can I make an appointment?

How is the line for your scented pee these days? ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 18:51, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey hey, Mordillo! I'm on for a short while! Whatcha need?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (04:34)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, and weren't afraid to ask

Quick question. Do we do Pee Reviews of things in the Uncyclopedia namespace? Oh, and if you're going to do that review Mordillo is after, it might be best if you don't read my talkpage, or my review of Polish Inquisition before ya do, might prejudice your review.  :-) MrN 19:23, Jan 13

God damned Brit ruined the surprise ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 23:23, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm just a god dam piss artist eh? /me snigger snigger MrN 23:25, Jan 13

I'm going to unban NXWave so I can reban him! GARRR!!! ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 23:27, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:13, Jan 14

Hi again

Would you mind reading User:DJ Irreverent/UnScripts:Trent Barker, Private Eye. I would like to see what you think.--DJ Irreverent 06:21, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey DJ, you still want to be adopted? I'm not going to be around very much, but that would be pretty awesome.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (04:42)

I mean, I'll be around enough, but not a whole lot.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (04:43)

Thanks for the review, If you can see a way to improve it feel free to edit. Seeing your past work, it will only make it better. And the adoption. HELL YEAH! --DJ Irreverent 05:50, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Woot! I hope nobody minds a noob adopting a noob. I mean technically Led cut the cord two months ago, but nobody would hold that against me. ADOPTED!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (14:47)

You hate my Signature?

whats wrong with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.A? Well to be honest I like you attemt at a new sig for me. Now show me how to make it appear when I type ~~~~. Thanks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.A 13:16, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Go to "my preferences" and in the "NICKNAME" section, put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.A/sig}} and check RAW SIGNATURES on. Also, your username is ungodly. It reeks of Satan.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (14:46)

You're goin' to be around less for a while?

That sounds dangerously like you might be getting a life! You're not... are you? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:07, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

blast from the past! I remember you and that conversation! Yes, I am trying to get my life together at the moment, and so is my sister, who is going to be using the computer more often now! (I remember when you said I didn't have a life! The scar remains!)   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (15:09)

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

I lonely. I leave message

Where you at? /me sits down howling at the moon ~ Mordillo where is my FUCKWIT? 22:28, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Not that we miss you or anything (obviously), but who's going to look after Pee, and who's going to write all the random articles? And who's going to piss every one off by telling them their pee reviews are pants? And who's going to actually be stupid enough to nom me for awards? Where did all the randomness go? People are actually starting to make edits to articles around here about actual things! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! /me searches the real world frantically trying to pull Cajek back into the abyss of Uncyc. :-) MrN 23:13, Jan 20

Yea, um... *cough* well, yea, uh, some of the guys were kinda, you know, starting to miss you and, uh, maybe, I dunno... you could come by and maybe visit sometime? You, know to keep them company *cough* and everything. So, uh, yea, see ya, kid... or something... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

You see what happens when you are inactive for a few hours, Cajek? The whole site goes to hell. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! --THE 00:01, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I updated the table. It was boring and took ages, but I did it. Now, which one of us would seem to have the life at the moment? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:03, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

You leave and someone steals my muffin. Are the two things related, hmmm? I think so. I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:31, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm back for an hour! Get your insults in quick! Sorry that I wasn't watching your muffin, Modus. I'll be more responsible next time, I swear!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 21 (15:19)

Insults, insults... Hmm, lessee... Ah! /me thumbs nose and makes childish noise: "thpppppbbbtt!" --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:30, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

• sniff* you BASTARD! You know what you are? A fat cow! ...thanks for updating the table, UU! I wish I had time to respond to everyone individually on here! NEXT TIME! I SWEAR! (I'm reviewing something right now! Are you proud?)   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 21 (15:32)

*Grumble grumble. Grumble* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

New record!

Wow, two weeks! That's got to be the longest this page has gone without having any edits on it, like, since you joined! Did Mordillo finally get the __NOCAJEK__ code to work or something? Whatever you're doing, I hope it's fun, man! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:52, 4 February 2008 (UTC) Oh yeah, I have a new sig now...

Yeah, come back please! I need guidance. I NEED GUIDANCE!!! *sob*

If you ever do return please read this and give one of your famous reviews Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Reviewing as we speak. This doesn't mean I'm coming back, it means that I... wait... yeah.   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:12)

Wow! Who is this stranger in our mists?? Peeing has been getting so bad in your absence that people have been starting to suggest that Boomer might have to do another review! MrN 00:17, Feb 6

I remember you! Won any awards yet? ...dammit, I meant to vote for someone!   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:19)

It was DAM close. UU gave me a run for my money. Boomer got all upset, having to vote and all... Actually, I'm also helping out with the Poopsmithing these days. Look what happened to my nice (almost clean) ban record as a result! [2] MrN 00:27, Feb 6

Anything interesting happen? What new meme do we have? Remember Mr.... that gay teacher??? REMEMBER HIM?? I'm an oldie.   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:34)

Under user got a new sig. He's totally reworked his image. Also, hello! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:36, Feb 6

LED! LEEED!LED IT'S MEEE!LED LOOK OVER HERE!   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:38)

Him IS BACK!!!! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 00:39, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

We see you, attention whore. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:40, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Wait, WHAT??? Stay quiet for just one moment, people, I do believe another user is trying to get my attention! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:41, Feb 6

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:48)

Cajek, please! There is some poor user out there trying to get my attention! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:50, Feb 6

LEEEEEEDDDDD LEED LED LED PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE! IT'S CAJEK, THAT GUY YOU ADOPTED! CAJEK IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET YOUR ATTENTTTTIIIIIIOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:48)

Why, I do believe that's...no, it can't be, he disappeared... No, it is! Cajek! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:56, Feb 6

I'm so lucky to have a nincompoop like Led be my adopter! ^^ <- appreciate that emoticon while it lasts.   Le Cejak • <-> Feb 6 (00:58)

Oh Cajek. Here, you deserve an emoticon too: dG';b Hmm...I don't think I'm good at this. You kids today and your emot-icons. Back in my day, we didn't have any o' them! If you wanted to show someone that you were winking, you had your portrait painted over the course of several days, and then included it with the letter you sent by the Pony Express to your desired recipient! Harumph! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:21, Feb 6

Te he he - Also HI!!! I need my nappy changed. Also 3 second rule rocked Also... I don't know. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

And like that ... he's gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that bad reviewers tell their kids at night. If you do a 2 line review, Keyser Cajek will get you. And nobody really ever believes. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:58, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

So, you're gonna pop in every once in a while?

I better make sure you have an annoying orange box every time you do, then. Captain Can you read that? Feel the love. 02:43, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

OMFG!

__MORECAJEK__ --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 18:13, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Rolling News Update

Leddy's an admin now! Does that make you proud? Woo! Go Leddy! Also, expect him to joke ban you if/when you turn up next! Also I never normally use this many exclamation marks! Hope things are going well in sunny whereveritisyoulive! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:47, Mar 1

What? He... what? Can he joke ban me a few times to get me rolling again?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (01:47)

Done and done. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:52, Mar 3

What the? Who the? eh? What the! Ohh! MrN 09:24, Mar 3

Oh! I remember you! You're the guy that wants to pants people, right?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (13:51)

User:MrN9000/VFD List or trousers if you are British... Glad you have popped your head around the door again! MrN 14:11, Mar 3

Thanks!

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:40 Mar 3

I'm just wondering

When are you going to remove that template that says you're on vacation? --Nekami 12:06, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Who eez theez "Nekami"?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (13:50)

Your N00b checking in!

Long time no see! Good to see you back, hope you recovered well! While you were away I attached myself to Squiggle, and managed to get two features and one in VFH. But enough of me, how are you! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:47, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I felt really guilty just letting you go! I'm fine, so long as I can write funny things! Remember: We're both noobs, now. I can barely remember my username.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (13:49)

I think it's Cajek. Don't hold me to that, though. I've been wrong before. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:41, Mar 3

Your grandad is checking in

So, you say hello to everyone except for me eh?! /me taps foot in frustration ~ 14:13, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

HIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MORDILLLOOOOOOO!!!! I miss you, man! I don't know if I'm staying or just checking in, but I'm starting to get the old feelings again.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (14:17)

Meaning....unexplained erections?!?! ~ 14:21, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo, that night together was a one time only thing! I thought I explained that to you.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (14:22)

Darn it! I'll have to head for some cheesier substitutes...such as...Olipro /me gulps ~ 14:24, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

You... you consider me cheesy? No wonder that night was a one-time only thing!! *SNIFF!* /me angrily throws Mordillo's belongings out window   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (14:25)

NOOOO! I said since you don't want me, I need a cheesy substitute..../me hops around trying to catch bits of lacy underwear ~ 14:28, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

/me snags lacy underwear with tongs. It's always useful to have bargaining chips for dealing with admins... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:33, Mar 3

I KNEW that a relationship with my own grampa was a mistake! /me starts throwing heavier items out window   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 3 (14:29)

/me is unconscious after being hit by a piano on the head ~ 14:35, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

No, wait, Cajek, put me Doooooooooooooooown! Oh shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:36, Mar 3

Template

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

You may not have been around for a while, but it still applies. Having said that, you've still managed to get 2 articles on VFH while not being around. Perhaps I should take a hiatus... ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:19, Mar 19

Ahh, I thought a few noms on VFH might get tempt you back out of bed! Nice to see yer round these parts... MrN 04:47, Mar 21

Did YOU nominate those stupid things? That does make me feel Uncycloped-ish...   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 21 (04:49)

Hey, guys! GUYS! It's CAJEK! He's BACK! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:51, Mar 21

No way, that guy left in December. I saw him go. He gave me a Cajek memorial snowglobe. Oh wait, no... I'm Cajek! IT'S ME!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 21 (04:52)

I only nominated one of them... Guess we are scraping the barrel a bit these days (He he)... ;-) Trouble is, Led and Lj are admins now, so they are both writing a bit less, and we could really use a few good writers to pop in from time to time and maybe write something new... Know any? Naa, seriously dude. Great to see you around. Hope whatever has been keeping you busy elsewhere is going well. :-). MrN 04:55, Mar 21

I do have OLD works that need to be featured, you know. There's this one that mocks Euroipods, it's a guffaw-a-minute. Too bad it's only 45 seconds long.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:42, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Battle of the Sexes

He, he... Was hoping you might throw a few edits in... ;-) UU has been complaining about me not writing anything for a while, so I'm just about to toss this into the mainspace actually... What do you think I should call it? "War of the Sexes"? "Battle of the Sexes"? Or what??? MrN 00:57, Mar 22

I think "Battle of the Sexes" sounds a little more traditional.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 22 (01:09)

User:Under user/Review History This is just awesome... UU is well over 100 reviews now... MrN 14:06, Mar 22

Hea, you're actually here two days in a row! How's about helping an old chap out with some more humour? I got a (rather flattering pee review) but I know this article is just a bit short on the funny factor to be put up on VFH... Fancy an edit or two? MrN 13:19, Mar 23

Sure! I owe you for your help with Film Criticism (Notice I'm giving you half credit on my bibliography). Help me once again with my new stupid game. Tell me what you think of it. It needs more meat on its bones, so to speak. Yeah, I'm going to take a look at your B of the S later today.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (13:34)

Half credit eh? Well... I had better write some moh on that! I have made a few changes to your game, and created a talk page over there with some suggestions... Um, not sure it's possible to win the game at the moment! MrN 14:27, Mar 23

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Battle of the Sexes

Ah, your just trying to get me to work on your stuff! I know your game... He He... Look. Idea for the next "serious" collaboration.... I suggest we do a parody of HTBFANJS. I think there is a bit too much Hi brow type humour going around Uncyc at the moment, and think an article which makes fun of us a little would be a good laugh. I'm thinking: "How to be funny and not just clever"... Kinda a dig at authors who create something which has lots of sophisticate references to fancy ideas, but is actually not that funny, and really is just an ego boost for the author. "Look how clever I am, I know about lots of clever things, and you are too stupid to understand it all" kinda thing... I will give you a hand to polish off the two articles you have on the go at the moment, but I thought this might be a good idea for a longer term project. What do ya think? Interested in this one? Oh, I'm not sure I can really claim a collaboration on User:Cajek/Game:Oliver Twist as you had done most of the work before I got there, but I'm up for counting Film Criticism as a joint effort... Obviously if you really want to share the credit for Oliver Twist that's cool, but I just don't think it would be fair as you have done so much more than I have, and I'm not sure how much more I can add... MrN 20:06, Mar 23

I have too much on my plate already without parodying HTBFANFJDKUSHNE. Maybe later: I've got 1 rewrite, 1 original article, and 1 game in progress before I should start thinking about new articles. Start it and see where it goes: B of the S is your most recently finished product... maybe you should begin a new article? I think the chance of B of the S getting featured is, like, 75% or so.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (20:21)

Hea, I'm just mentioning it, so that you can let the ideas tick over... Begin a new article eh? Way ahead of you dude. :-) MrN 20:33, Mar 23

Excuse Me, Sir!

Would you mind if you reviewed this? --The Improver

Hey you, ya fucking cockswabber

*HUG*

Come back dammit. Uncyclopedia's boring without people like you vandalizing my userpage or leaving me messages every five seconds. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:56 Mar 24, 2008

Jokes on you! I'm right here, you cockswatter! I'll be up and vandalizing in NO TIME.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 24 (21:41)

I had my cock swabbed once....best twenty five dolars I've ever spent... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You're back!

And as a result, half the site has left messages on your talk page. I, for one, shall not be jumping on that bandwagon, and certainly won't be leaving you a message. Wait. Oops. --THE 21:57, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

At least you didn't get messages left on your bloody userpage. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:58 Mar 24, 2008