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ẗ̴̻̤̝͎̯̮̖͓̥͕̰̤́́͌̂̀̽́̅̅͊͛̽̾̏́̍̈́̏͘͜h̶̤͗́̉͘e̸̤͎̳̞̰͆̀̊̒̍̏͑̾͑͒̿͆̋̔͠͝ ̸̢̢̢̬͕̫͎̼̞̥̗̟͙̬̳͓̙̘͍̍̒̌̏̾̆͂̊͒̏̑̓͘͘͠͝͝c̵̨̖̣̦͔̯̥͖̳͓̭̤̈́̔̉͗̓̋̄̔͐̌̇̒͌̃͝ȕ̴̡̨̱̗̝̘̫̲̣̭̙͉̼̈͑̄̒̊̈́͌̈͊̃̂͆̀̆͆͒̽͜͝ͅr̸̨̢̜͕̞̪̥̰̩͇̥̜̞̫̫͐̓͌̑̃͛̇̑͊̾s̶̢̧̛̰̠̜̗̽̎̄͆̒̋̔́͂͘e̸̛̛̥͈͓̗̺͙̩̗̎̔̋̿͆̔̒͋̑͒̈́̚͘͝͝d̵̢̢̡̡̨̩̝͍̘̤̠̬̹̼̰̭̐̏̈́̎̅̃̋́̐̾̇̈͝ͅ ̷̧̨̛̮͈̱̞̲̣̦͍͈̭̖͓̳̻̻̞̮̫̈́̀̏̊̀͛͆̀̈́͂̒͠͝e̴̯̮̺̰̖̟̝͈̠̟̜͑̀͂́̀͆͆̀̃̀̌̈́͂̋̒͊n̴̻̠̠̺̞̈́͗͂̌̂͂̄̆̍͛̒́͐͗̾͘̚ͅͅc̷̢̥̺͚̗̲̻̰͉̥̼̩͎̣̯̣̠̳̊y̷̢̡̡̰̰̩̮̬̬̑̏̈͆͐̂̊̉c̸͓̫̰̦̥̗͓̬̘̯̻͍͓̄ļ̶̢̢̛̦͎͍̻̱̹̭̥̊̂́̓͑̇͊͐͛̂̔̈́̕̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅo̷̡͈̩̩̝̪̙̱͚̮̪̯̪̓̓̐̉̅̀͂̓̋̇̿͗̒̅͑͘͠͝p̵̧̨̡͓͍̹̲̖̰̩̥̟̀̎͗̽̍̉̄̆͛̄̒͘̕͜e̷̡̨͍̖̫̘͍̻̻̯̳̰̱̜͚͆̿͗͂̈̒͑͂̒͗̓̕͜͝͠d̷̡̛̦͎̙͋̇͛͛͂̿̑͊͂̑̔̓̈́̈́̚͠i̸̻̩̦͎͓͈͇͓̜͎̞̤̰̬̲͍̠̯͉̓̊̓̀̂̕̕ḁ̸̱̦̟̭̂̋́̕ ̴̧̳̤̣͖̘̔̊̈̈́̐̕̕͝t̵̝̪͕̉̾̓͂̈́̏͠h̶̛͕̞͓͖͎͆̔̎͗͒͘͜͝â̶̧̡̛͓̟̥̟̓̕̚t̶̢͓̱̩̼̼̘̜̖̜͍͎̱̘͔͍͍̙̙͐͛̈̈́͆̐̔͘͝ ̸̢̨̛̛̺͍͔̫͈͕̬͖͔͕̦̂̈́̃̆̅̂͂͐̒͑̌͑̅͜͝a̶͕̟͒̋̌̒̄̉̓͆̊̿̀̆̃͠͝͠͝n̸̗͉̠͖͇̼̼̈́̈́̑̈́̏̍̀̄̿̅͐͐͊́̊͘͝͠ͅẏ̶͎͙͍̗̓͑̃̂̅̽͗͐̉̕͝o̷̢̜͖͔̠̗̲͖͗̃̎́́̿n̵̢̛̖̻͚̥̤̞̟͋̈́̑̉̐̈́͒̋͆̽̽̅̀̇͂͒̃͜è̶̡̢̨͍̭͉͓̘͕̩̳̱͙̠̠̠̈̌͂͊͗̈́̈̍̀́̊͊̈́͜͝ ̶̨̨̲̻̗͓̠̘̠̯̙̪̯͓̩̱͍̻̈̏̇̀̄͑͘͜͝c̴̗͙̱͛̓͌̏̃̏a̷̧̨̨̧̦̗͙̰̯͍͚̖̱̠̭͇̐̒̇̈́̇͆̈́̌̌͗̂̚̚͜͠͝ͅn̴̰̳͔̦̟̤̺͇̗̩͓̝̻̪͛̎ ̸͉̲̜̱̞͙̌́͑̐̀̈́͗͝ͅͅȅ̷̞͙̗̼͕̰̱͚͈̘̣͔̩͙͇͈̗͐̑̾̄̊̓̑̽́́̔̃́̔̔͜ͅͅd̷̡̢̢̥̻̰̹͍̳̜͇̫̍̈̀i̷̧̪̱̼̗̜̥̞̰̭̰̫̯̖͍̽̋͋̀͜t̵͙̱̩̞͉̫̞̠̥̘̙̞͖̩̬̩́̿̔̀͊̍͒̍̕͜

F̶̨̪̖̥̤̥͉̯̬̜̺̪̣̊̅͒̽̇́͑̐̋͆̽̾̃̅̊͝͝͝ͅr̵̨̩͔̥̺͆̈̄̊̿̈́̆̓̉̽͐̃o̸̢̢̧̫̹̜͇͖͖̠̱̙͕̫̯̤̱̳͗̓̾͗͛͂̓̓͛̚͜͠͝m̴̡̜͇̥̣͎̀́̕͝ ̸̢̹̲͙͕̫̜̳͝ͅt̸̪̫̺͔̼̜̮̹͉͔̲̤̣̱̲͇͔̟͎͆̑́́͗̏́͐̃͂̓͛̒͒̈́̕͝͠͝ͅơ̵̡̨̢̛̛͔̙̝̖̪͔̞̠̗̦̫̫̥͈͐̋̄̅̎͂̔̂́̈́̾̈̕̕͠͠ḑ̵̲̞̻̬̮̰̤͍͈̼͓̤̇́̑̏́̈̇̏́̏̊͂̎̑̒̅̚͘ͅạ̴̜͔̮̮̝̼̱͓͓͉̗̲̖̤͂̍̀̍̔͋́͂̽̉͊ͅȳ̸̡̨̧̛̻͙͉̭̭̝̝̗̩̻̭̜͔̙̻̏̂͛̾͛̿̊̄̑͘͝ͅͅ'̴̛̱͊́̊͋̒́̋͊̈́͑͗̿̚̕̚͝s̸̘͕̤͇͕̠̙͕̣̑̏̃̕͜ͅ ̷̡̢̭̪̪̲͓̯̮̯͈͉́̅͗̊̋͂̊̂̓̂͌̈́̍̓̚f̵̡̢̨̺̞͚̹͖͐e̶̮͍̻̥̯̙͖̤͔̹͉͐̈̌̃̆͆͛͛͌̒͗̔̈́̈́̋͒̀̚͝a̶̢̨̨̦̺̟̣̠̘̻͈̘̻͓̦̍̂ͅͅṫ̶̢͙͖̪̺̺͇̰͈̪̰̦͔͖̗͎̬̏̾́̀ư̵̪̖͔͉̲̝͖̜̆r̵̢̫̩̝̤̘̭̼̻̺̉ͅe̵͚̤̬̞̙̼͑̅̈́͜d̸̙̱̬̟̣͓̰̳̑͌̐̉͑̃͊̾̃̃͛̓͑́̓̕̕͠ ̴̨̛̛̥̗̣͓͙̫͕̲͔̤̣̞̒͐̆̋́̚ȁ̴̛̹̫̃̌͌̑͌̿̚ȓ̷̨̡͖̝̍̍t̴̢̛͔͖̗̒͋̓́͑̉͊̅́̄͛̚i̵̡̢͖̜͈͓̥̲͈͉͙̩̮̱̼͒̀́́́͂́͐̓̐͝c̴̛̘͎̻͉̥͉̦̤̹̈́̓̂̉̈̌͆̄̍̿͂̃͂̇͋͘͠͠l̵̡̧̝͈̗̳͔͉̫̼͔͈͂͊̿̂̇̀̊͑̇̆̎̅̀̕͠ē̷̢̛̼̞̺̘͙̬͉̪̜̂̉̀͌̃̐̓͋͝ͅ 

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The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.

Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)

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In the news 

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He literally fought nail and tooth for Team America

Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Files • r/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over • Team Canada rethinking life

Recent deaths: Brad Arnold • NFL season • Winter Olympics • Some kid from some movie you probably forgot existed, but had a funny title • James Van Der Beek (Not Dick Van Dyke, Ashley Roberts from the Pussycat Dolls!) • Robert Duvall • Kurt Van Dyke (not Dick) • Jesse Jackson • YouTube • Tom Noonan • Eric Dane • Melania Trump's big movie star career • Team Canada hockey, twice, AND their curling team

Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! (Not to be confused with James Van Der Beek) • Quinton Reviews

Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy and snow handling capability • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Dancin' Maduro • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files • the US government, again • Warner Bros. (?) • A Las Vegas hotel that no one's going to remember • Mexico

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It's no Monster House but it's okay.

February 24: "I don't care what day it is" Day

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 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

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