User:Dismedian

The stuff of internet lore and legend.

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This user does not understand 1337 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ac
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This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ah
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This fucker speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

au
X

This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers.

bs
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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

bl
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This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers.

do
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This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

du
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This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.

en
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This user is a native speaker of English.

en
L

Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.

enl
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This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.

eo
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Esperanto.

es
E

This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.

es
F

This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

fr
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

fh
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This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.

gb
N

This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

gbs
N

This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.

gee
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This user is a native speaker of Geek.

il
0

This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ns
0

This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

pe
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This user is a native speaker of Plain English.

Pie
N

This user is a native speaker of Pie.

re
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This user does not understand Recondite English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

rh
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sa
N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

sc
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This user is a native speaker of Scrabble.

se
N

This user is a native speaker of Simple English.

us
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This user is a native speaker of American English.

us
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.

ow
0

This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Prince Charming Lied. Help!

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is a minuscule lavish rake that likes to dehydrate while doubtful hopeless yogurts fuck his queer.

This user is the random dead hadron that blessed their acne inside of your plagues so you must exuberantly veto them with a domino.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

∞

This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.

This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote them ore bye tem sum spel-cheking softweare.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

free

This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!

This ~~user~~ monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

Bad User

This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user should not be trusted.

This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
(List of European Uncyclopedians )

This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros.

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

This user wants you to be touched.

This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

LV-2

This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.