User:Dismedian

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17-0 This user does not understand 1337 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). 17-0
ac-0 This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ac-0
ah-P This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ah-P
au-X This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers. au-X
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs-N
bl-G This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes Blasphemy to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Blasphemy speakers. bl-G
do-0 This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties). do-0
du-N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass. du-N
en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
en-L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp. en-L
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. enl-N
eo-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Esperanto. eo-1
es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). es-F
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr-1
fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead. fh-N
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N
gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs-N
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek. gee-N
il-0 This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties). il-0
ns-0 This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ns-0
pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English. pe-N
Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie. Pie-N
re-0 This user does not understand Recondite English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). re-0
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N
sc-N This user is a native speaker of Scrabble. sc-N
se-N This user is a native speaker of Simple English. se-N
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N
us-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. us-A
  This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.  
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow-0
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. Boredkid.jpg
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Conspiracy theories are all secret government plots to confuse us. Help! Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... Image-4.jpg
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
45px This user is a bare lifeless gamelan that likes to crystallize while sexy universal briskets recollect his pastry. 45px
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random artificial monkey that absorbed their spine inside of your lithiums so you must symbolically exercise them with a bathtub. DramaticQuestionMark.png
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head Bushfire.jpg
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone. Userbox-single.svg.png
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU! Bigbroeye.jpg
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Eaclogo.jpg
This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
free This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact. Lq-dna.png
? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
WOOHOOWOOHOOHOO.gif This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night. WOOHOOWOOHOOHOO.gif
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
Chromelogo.png This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE. Chromelogo.png
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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European Union
This user is €uro …and denies their "real" citizenship
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Eurotrash.PNG This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros. Eurotrash.PNG
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist. Militant atheist.jpg
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This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
Fsm.jpg This user be a follower of the FSM. Fsm.jpg
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This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)


LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. LV-2
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves. DIFF E
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex. Exquisite-kfm home.png
Lostgame.png This user has lost the game! Lostgame.png
ThinkerToilet.jpg This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess. ThinkerToilet.jpg
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer. Bread2.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Gu This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions. Gu
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable sarcophagus. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and meditate on at a Turing machine. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Musicalnote.gif This user is alive. Musicalnote.gif
Gnome-speakernotes.svg This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! Gnome-speakernotes.svg
Merlin9.gif This user is fucking magical or something. Merlin9.gif
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13. EBG13-A
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! 253951 photo.gif
Oops no web copy.JPG This user does not know how to shot web. Oops no web copy.JPG
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA! FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
Magicninjas.gif This user is a magic ninja! Magicninjas.gif
Hwinkler.jpg This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs! Hwinkler.jpg
Chrisdesign Photorealistic Green Apple.svg This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


Dalmatian b 01.jpg This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish. Dalmatian b 01.jpg
Amonite Cropped.jpg This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia. Amonite Cropped.jpg
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. Heritage Routemaster.jpg
Christmas tree.jpg This user wishes you a horrible wonderful Christmas! Christmas tree.jpg
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Exploding-head.gif .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Exploding-head.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Bjorkbeams.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Epic Beard Man.jpg This user is pretty sure Epic Beard Man is their father
and is therefore dangerous.
(List of Illegitimate Children)
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bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so. bu-0
typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo. typo-N
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. MS-N