User:Dismedian

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This user does not understand 1337 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers.
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This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
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This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Esperanto.
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This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
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This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.
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This user is a native speaker of Geek.
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This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a native speaker of Plain English.
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This user is a native speaker of Pie.
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This user does not understand Recondite English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is a native speaker of Scrabble.
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This user is a native speaker of Simple English.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.
 
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This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's easier to make true enemies than true friends. Help!
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
I pity this template!
This user is a pirate, much larger than you. They like to eat hot dogs and own a ballistic pistol.
I pity this template!
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This user is the random quick gymnasium that legislated their ovary inside of your virii so you must chubbily subvocalise them with a petroglyph.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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European Union
This user is €uro …and denies their "real" citizenship
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This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros.
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This user is a militant atheist.
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This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist. Quick! Inform HUAC!)


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This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available because winning makes them feel good about themselves.
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This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
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This user has lost the game!
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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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This user is a cereal killer.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is easily tricked.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable coffee. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and wash at a book.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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Big City Life
This user try fi get by
But pressure nah ease up no mat' how hard they try
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This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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This user is fucking magical or something.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user does not know how to shot web.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a magic ninja!
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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and that he should GET SOME SICK!
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This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
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This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia.
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user wishes you a horrible wonderful Christmas!
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user is pretty sure Epic Beard Man is their father
and is therefore dangerous.
(List of Illegitimate Children)
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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typpo.
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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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