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You are all miserable, self-loathing people. -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 19:06, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

I love you too. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:20 Oct 13, 2008

Aren't we? Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 19:30, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

That's a damned-dirty lie. I hate other people, too. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:22, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

That's not true! I have it on good authority that Modusoperandi is not in fact a person. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:53, 13 Oct 2008

I'm not. I'm from the future and I'm made from this kickass silvery liquid. Speaking of persons...have you seen John Connor? I'd be terribly grateful if you helped me locate him. The future is at stake. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:31, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Does that make him an <font: chiller>it?</font: chiller> Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:28, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm a Him-maphrodite. Two cocks. Yes, it's as disturbing as it sounds. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:31, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

What's disturbing me more wis where they'd both be! How confusing. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:17, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

My Uncyc-sense is tingling! It's an opportunity to whore an article! See Xenopubes for more on this topic. Ew! *giggles* ----OEJ 17:40, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

`covers eyes, then uncovers them~ I CAN'T STOP LOOKING!!!! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:47, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

We're all just denizens of the Kingdom of Loathing. You should check it out. --PantsMacKenzie 03:46, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Bloody hell, so many of the oldies missing. It's sad really. It'd be nice to talk to some old faces again. (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 16, 21:00

Yeah, someone should make a forum about it. Maybe even list all the usernames as second-level headings and encourage people to contact them. There's a thought. Shame I don't have the time to do it now. Hey, wait! I'll go grab my time machine and do it several days ago. You're a genius! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:02 Oct 16, 2008

OMG! So that's why the doc started the forum! Back to Uncyclopedia gets better with every lame 80s film related pun! - [15:23 17 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

General suggestion

IRC. They don't all come, and they don't come with anything resembling frequency, but more often than not users seem to visit #uncyclopedia more than they do Uncyclopedia after a long absence. Over my time there (which, granted, almost covers the span of a year) I've encountered, sometimes multiple times, chronarion, ENeGMA, PantsMacKenzie, Lord Fluffy, Kip the Dip, Villahj Ideeut (even now, as his comment shows), RabbiTechno, Leoispotter, and even Algorithm once a couple weeks ago. I also see High Gen. Grue, Conniving, Asema, Kalir, Jocke Pirat, Olipro, Roger the Bum (though he rarely talks), Starnestommy, EnzoAquarius, and EugeneKay on a nearly daily basis, and though some of them still edit the site occasionally they are far more active on IRC than on here. Even I'm scarcely active here, but I still come on IRC almost every day. I'm not saying this is a sure-fire way to get in touch with old pals, as most of the people not listed as "nearly daily" don't come on more than once or twice a year, but it is a great way to socialize and, if you're lucky, run into some old memories that had left long ago. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:43, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Although I am not a daily continuous editor on Uncyclopedia, I try to help out every so often. I find plenty of time to go on IRC though, and try to get an article made every so often. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:03, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Good sug jest shion. However, it takes a long time before any of the older folk pop up, and sitting through "PENIS PENIS" drivel can be a bit daunting. Still - if you've learned anything about people's whereabouts through IRC, feel free to add it under the headers. What I personally am most curious about is where these people are in life today... and of course letting them all know that their previous writings, efforts, dick jokes, etc. are appreciated. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:58 Oct 14, 2008

Ban Yettie

As this topic hasn't really descended into total chaotic off-topicness yet, here's my valiant attempt at steering it in the desired direction...

Yes, there is a school of thought which believes in the sole principle "Yettie stinks up Uncyc". They are called the Yettieieists and are really cool and having throwing starts and never went to school or anything and stuff!! So I say we ban Yettie and fix Uncyc!

Flattered to have been mentioned, even if I was mentioned in a vaguely positive way...it was positive right...yeah... - [18:38 16 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THE USERNAME TEMPATE STRIKES AGAIN!!! But hey yettie! Haven't seen you in a while! COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 18:53, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I totally noticed the username template, I was being er noobly...er...ironic....erm...totally. Uh. Ironic! - [18:59 16 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

totally Haha, I said "tempate". COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:01, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Your lack of a block-me link in your sig made my short attention span float away elsewhere. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:42 Oct 16, 2008

Also, hey colin, haven't seen you in a while! Hi!! Also, Mr. Thumper, I'm dreadfully so sorry, I will rectify this at once......except it requires a bit too much effort... so uh...yeah..... - [20:50 16 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I am disturbed by your lack of block me link... /me force chokes yettie. COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 16:59, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Owch? - [10:12 18 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Rape! COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 23:55, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Okay...

... I've been meaning to contact Zana for a long time now. I haven't, but she seems to be on only once every few weeks or so. Also lacking contact information, I cant contact her. Should I add her to the list? COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 20:25, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Lacking contact information isn't a problem - that's why we're doing this as a group, some people have information others don't, as they're creepy like that. Although isn't there some kind of controversy around Zana Dark? That's the only reason I could think of for not adding her. I personally don't remember (or much care). – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:41 Oct 23, 2008

I can't think of any controversy surrounding Zana Dark...I knew she was banninated from IRC for a while... COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 00:48, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

I think she was stalking ZB or something. Whatever, mostly. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:31, Oct 23

In that case, I declare UN:N on the whole situation, so add her if you like. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:10 Oct 23, 2008

In case you didn't notice...

I came back. After a 9-month disappearance period. About the time this topic began. Go figure. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 18:38, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

O hai. Didn't I make an image for you once? Good times man, good times. -RAHB 20:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Welcome back. Sorry for the lack of eager welcoming users. Everyone else is busy waging war against Wikia. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Yea, that was awesome. I now have GIMP, so I can make my own images...sorta...but I still appreciate it. And despite the drama, it's nice to be back. I think I'll go try and do one of my old articles that I put on hiatus now. Who knows? It may be good enough for featuring. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 18:36, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to write a page is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:19, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Pbbt. Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Modus. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up our old domain name, or given you clairvoyance enough to solve the VFH crisis. --Admiral Motti - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:13, Oct 28

I find your lack of links disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:30, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

I sense a disturbance in the wiki... --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 21:50, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Did it by any chance feel as if millions of users suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:51, Nov 4

Suggestion

Should we signify on here when someone has returned from the wilderness? Like, maybe have a second section for people that have actually come back, to show our successes. (i.e. Todd lyons, though he is currently on vacation for a while longer) Seems unnecessary to have people that have come back to still be in here. It also seems stupid to not congratulate ourselves for a job poorly done. Though maybe we should keep Skully in there forever since he seems to go on here/not here cycles continuously. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:33, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, remember that one time I said this one thing? Could that be plausible? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:29, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I dunno about a new sections for "successes" but I feel that, if we notice someone is back, we bring it to attention with an observant comment, then go out of our way to badger about contact info so that they don't escape us again. Sound good? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:41, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Depends on how deep of info we get. If we aren't getting blood type, there's something wrong with what we're doing. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:37, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

George Best

He used to go missing. Miss world, Miss Sweden, Miss Jamaica... Unfortunately, I never did. MrN 11:05. May 19