Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive37

Jaws of Life and Their Uses

Keep
Delete	This article is only a very bad list without links. --Sbluen 23:04, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Delete.----OEJ 00:55, 15 June 2006 (UTC) This thing is even more useless than "List of Chuck Norris Facts" -- Colonel Swordman 13:58, 15 June 2006 (UTC) BURN. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:56, 15 June 2006 (UTC) Unfunny list. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 15:20, 15 June 2006 (UTC) strait-up list. strait-up kill. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:33, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
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Great Peruvian Hole in Condoms Crisis of 2009

Keep
Delete	An unfunny anon-IP creation, but history is just a bit too long to qualify it for QVFD. --Carlb 21:16, 14 June 2006 (UTC) There is only one working link. --Sbluen 21:23, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 21:27, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 00:56, 15 June 2006 (UTC) This is what happens when you stack Random Humor really high -- Colonel Swordman 14:02, 15 June 2006 (UTC) BURN. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:56, 15 June 2006 (UTC) Oh, dear. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 15:20, 15 June 2006 (UTC) "The VFD was design for faster, more efficient deletion of this article." ~~CaputosistheHorrible17:35, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
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Motto

Keep
Delete	Still another article that should have been NRV'd when it was created. --Sbluen 05:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:55, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Torque Mortem Talpum Supra Tuum Calput (kill) ~CaputosistheHorrible17:58, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 00:57, 15 June 2006 (UTC) Chop it with a claymore!!! -- Colonel Swordman 14:03, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Proabably redeemable if somebody bothered to work on it. Problem is, who's gonna be? --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 17:57, 14 June 2006 (UTC) The answer is "nobody", as in most other cases. -- Colonel Swordman 14:47, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Idiots On Parade

Keep
Delete	Yet another article that should have been NRV'd when it was created. --Sbluen 04:24, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Seems a bit like vanity to me. No redeeming value. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 17:53, 14 June 2006 (UTC) LET IT BUUUUUUUUUUURN! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:54, 14 June 2006 (UTC) The only link is to an outside site. Smells like vanity to me. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:00, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Delete.----OEJ 00:58, 15 June 2006 (UTC) The article by itself is a phenomenon associated with Idiots on Parade. -- Colonel Swordman 14:07, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
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Magnum P.I.

Keep
Delete	Another article that should have been NRV'd when it was created. --Sbluen 03:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Set alight. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:53, 14 June 2006 (UTC) the few sentence that exist are disjointed. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:01, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 00:59, 15 June 2006 (UTC) Shoot it with a Magnum!!! -- Colonel Swordman 14:09, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
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Heartproblem

Keep	It's good --DoctorDumb 10:39 AM June 14 2006
Delete	Very short and too old for NRV. --Sbluen 02:53, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Bash it with a Killfile. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:05, 14 June 2006 (UTC) BURN. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:45, 14 June 2006 (UTC) random, not funny. half the article is a 3-point list. HALF. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:03, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) It's bad. Delete.----OEJ 00:59, 15 June 2006 (UTC) One gets a heart attack by simply seeing this article. -- Colonel Swordman 14:11, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	This article should probably be moved to Undictionary after some links are added to it. --Sbluen 21:11, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Retirement

Keep
Delete	Very short and too old for NRV. --Sbluen 02:49, 14 June 2006 Okay! Works for me! TD Complain here MUN (Insert *Funny Quote Here) 03:02, 14 June 2006 (UTC)(UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:51, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Way too little content. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 18:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Tear the whole thing down and start over. -- Colonel Swordman 14:13, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
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The British National Anthem

Keep
Delete	As per my votes for Prophecy, HowTo:Die and Fixed-Wing Aircraft. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:39, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Just censoring the words and using random words is not good at all. --Sbluen 23:03, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Very well, Ghelae. Anyone wishing the destruction of his/her own work is fine in my book. Shows hallmarks of a less experienced writer... Culling of the Herd. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 01:06, 13 June 2006 (UTC) It could have been funny. But it isn't.--Wit (tawk) 04:41, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Only because it's by author request. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:31, 13 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) I showed it to a JW and it didn't hit him with a giggle. -- Colonel Swordman 14:16, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	I'd just like to clarify my comment... I just read what I wrote earlier, and it doesn't sound right... I wanted to say that the article showed the hallmarks of a less experienced writer... I wasn't trying to insinuate that Ghelae was an inexperienced writer... I like Ghelae's stuff. I may be a deletionist, but I do still have a soul, and desire to ensure that none of the good contributors take my comment wrong. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 01:41, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Mario Batali

Keep
Delete	Copied from wikipedia with some changes that actually make it worse. The template should be deleted with this article. --Sbluen 22:20, 11 June 2006 (UTC) "Molting Italian Fatass" made me bust out a guffaw, but the rest is to ludicrous and blah. I know funny when I see it, and naming 20-odd restaraunts ain't it. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:17, 12 June 2006 (UTC) BURN! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:34, 12 June 2006 (UTC) This is garbage, torch it.--Wit (tawk) 04:35, 13 June 2006 (UTC) The content of my trash can looks better than this hack. -- Colonel Swordman 14:34, 15 June 2006 (UTC) ~CaputosistheHorrible17:40, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	0 Keep, 4 Delete. PLEASE huff, archive, remove listing, and CLEAN UP VFD! ~CaputosistheHorrible15:01, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Get me two more delete votes, not from socks, and we'll talk. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 23:29, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Got your votes, Hinoa! ~CaputosistheHorrible17:40, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Animal love

Keep
Delete	Copied from wikipedia. --Sbluen 04:53, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Make it BUUURRN. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 04:55, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Great writing. Not funny... needs funny. Delete the article, and vandalize the submitter's house for being a lazy hack. User:TD 01:21, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Torch it. No article with "Lol" as a header should live (besides the obvoious).--Wit (tawk) 17:11, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Verbatim factual entry plagiarized without license.....just KILL it. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:05, 13 June 2006 (UTC) LOL -- Colonel Swordman 14:30, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
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National Emo Kid Beatdown Day

Keep
Delete	Factual and not funny. --Sbluen 04:01, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Detonate. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 04:31, 11 June 2006 (UTC) I was going to ask for mercy on this one, but then I read section two. Clear misuse of the word "there" where the author should have typed "their". Since the Author's an obvious retard, I say we kill the article. User:TD 01:14, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Destroy and poop on it.--Wit (tawk) 04:30, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Beat the article down. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:32, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Huff all emoes + this article. -- Colonel Swordman 14:29, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	0 Keep, 5 Delete, PLEASE huff, archive, remove listing, and CLEAN UP VFD! ~CaputosistheHorrible14:59, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Regulations say that we huff at 6 down. Go fetch another vote. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:56, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Euro-iPod

Keep
Delete	iCull. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) iHate. --Sbluen 20:25, 10 June 2006 (UTC) iHate. Sbluen speaks Truth. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 00:41, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Delete ~CaputosistheHorrible18:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Just as bad as Euroipods - KILL!!! -- Colonel Swordman 14:25, 15 June 2006 (UTC) BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRN! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:08, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Of course, I hate 99% of the ipodisms here at uncyclopedia. Euroipods especially. I just don't understand that article... Still, status quo and all, I suppose. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 00:41, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

DoomPod

Keep
Delete	iCull. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) Deserves Death. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 00:39, 11 June 2006 (UTC) An article that tried to be funny, but ended up stupid.--Wit (tawk) 04:21, 13 June 2006 (UTC) merge with List of minor iProducts ~CaputosistheHorrible18:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC) BURN IT! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:08, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Content merged. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:55, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

IPodendo

Keep
Delete	Part of the iCull. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:35, 10 June 2006 (UTC) Oh my LORD! Abortion for this article. This is an abomination againt all which is holy! User:TD 00:31, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Killit. I told of an iProblem in the Village Dump.--Wit (tawk) 04:19, 13 June 2006 (UTC) merge with List of minor iProducts ~CaputosistheHorrible18:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Meeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeee it! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 19:00, 13 June 2006 (UTC) That's one good example of what happens when Mario stomps on an article. -- Colonel Swordman 14:23, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Content merged. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:55, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

N.W.A.

Keep	I've seen far worse articles. The line "Fuck you right back!" is really good. I ask for mercy. This can be re-written by someone with more familiarity with the lyrics of NWA. I personally favor Run DMC and the Beasty Boys when it comes to rap, so I'm not the best choice for the endeavor. It's funnier than Wheeling Jesuit University. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 02:09, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Even though when forced to chose between the police and drug dealers, I usually take the side of the drug dealers, I have to admit the line "Fuck you right back!" is damn funny. And while the rest of the article does need improvement, I can only say this: "Shee-yut! You can't be havin' no Uncyclopedia widout an article 'bout Niggaz Wid Attitudes, Mothafuckaz" --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 04:13, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Has enough jokes to save it from death, I think. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:18, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Because random humor and swearing don't make an article funny. --Sbluen 01:29, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Reminds me of reading The Itis, but this stupid gobshite goes first.--Wit (tawk) 04:44, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Set up in smoke. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:32, 13 June 2006 (UTC) What a brilliant piece of junk!!! -- Colonel Swordman 14:36, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	kept ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 18:07, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Inappropriate Touching

Keep	Come on. We can't demolish every page that doesn't keep VHF standard.-- Swami A. Suresh 12:01, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Yes we can. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:02, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Why not merge VFD with VFH then?-- Swami A. Suresh 12:06, 12 June 2006 (UTC) I said we can, not that we are. We're just demolishing most of the pages that yaddayaddayadda. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:10, 12 June 2006 (UTC) It's not great, but it's no candidate for VFD. This is not crap. VFD is for crap. Ergo, this page shouldn't be here. If there was a page for nominating meh this would be there. But there isn't. So it's not. Not there. Modusoperandi 12:15, 12 June 2006 (UTC) I agree. It just needs to be rewritten with the random nonsense removed. --Sbluen 15:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Agree.--Rataube 18:31, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Okay, does anyone know how this should be rewritten? I'm just mindful of the "Get Better or Else" policy stated on the VFD page. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 01:04, 13 June 2006 (UTC) First, you can fix the typos and some red links. Then, you can replace the references to the overused people with references to Michael Jackson. --Sbluen 03:42, 13 June 2006 I say keep it, it needs a rewrite and expand at the most.--Wit (tawk) 04:16, 13 June 2006 (UTC) (UTC)
Delete	I dunno... I mean.. it's just... you know? Don't get me wrong it could be worse, but man, it could be a whole lot better, you know? User:TD 02:01, 12 June 2006 (UTC) *Shove this article down the drain. --Sbluen 02:26, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:35, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Delete: The issue here is not whether or not it is VFH material, it is whether or not it sucks monkey balls. And yes, it does. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:04, 13 June 2006 (UTC) ...because those saying "keep" are in fact not doing anything about the article. -- Colonel Swordman 14:42, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	kept ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 18:05, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

[[Talk:Talk:Incompleteness Theorem]]

Keep	Merge into Talk:Incompleteness Theorem. I think some parts are funny. --Sbluen 05:37, 11 June 2006 (UTC) This is fucking brilliant. Respected uncyclopedians at play. I love this article. And the normal talk page is pretty good. Two thumbs up. User:TD 01:36, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Keep. It's part of the joke.--Wit (tawk) 04:17, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Obvious keep from the creator. - Sikon 16:36, 13 June 2006 (UTC)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:01, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	I know we're not supposed to nominate talk pages, but 1) It's a talk:talk: page, 2) The shutups have been resolved, rendering the page pointless. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:33, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Merge with Talk:Incompleteness Theorem. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:00, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	kept ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 18:03, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Dave

Keep
Delete	Smell like vanity, read like it too --Splaka 07:25, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Bullshit --DoctorDumb 10:37 AM, June 14, 2006 Clear violation of vanity policies. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:50, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Vanity. Huff. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 17:51, 14 June 2006 (UTC) BURN THE VANITY! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:55, 14 June 2006 (UTC) V-V-V-Vanity! --ZombieJeff 18:09, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:08, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Killed for the eigth time by Nytrospawn --Sbluen 21:16, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Hawkins

Keep
Delete	Very short and too old for NRV. --Sbluen 02:53, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Got that right! TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:04, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Vanitaah! --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 17:59, 14 June 2006 (UTC) BuRn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:52, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Redirect to Stephen Hawking. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:06, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	BuRnEd By Nytrospawn. --Sbluen 04:43, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

The Shitty stick Excalibur

Keep
Delete	Garbage. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 02:46, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Too much boring, random, and linkless information. --Sbluen 03:03, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Detonate. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:52, 14 June 2006 (UTC) I only just voted "Delete." ~CaputosistheHorrible18:12, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Detonated by Nytrospawn --Sbluen 21:21, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Ordinary

Keep
Delete	Very short and too old for NRV. --Sbluen 02:49, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Okay! Works for me, Again! TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:03, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Destroy. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:51, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Pointless mentions to Hitler and aliens. Rubbish. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 18:05, 14 June 2006 (UTC) I never in my life thought I'd see such a flow of pure rubbish. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:14, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments

F11

Keep
Delete	Found this while clearing out NRVs, and turns out that was improperly tagged. It's too old for autohuff, so let's give it a trial. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:41, 13 June 2006 (UTC) The immature and random humor is not good. --Sbluen 23:34, 13 June 2006 (UTC) I swear I read this article before... and I'm shocked that I didn't NRV it, or put it up for VFD. Oh well, that's one mistake I can correct! TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 01:49, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Set up in smoke. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:50, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Unfortunately, most articles in they keyboard template are like this. I forsee a review of each, before too long. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:17, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
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Pocket Smore

Keep
Delete	HOLY GOBSHITE! Someone wrote this! Wow. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:14, 12 June 2006 (UTC) The redness tastes awful. --Sbluen 04:04, 12 June 2006 (UTC) DESTROY! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:11, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Set alight and burn for fuel. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:34, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Annhilate.--Wit (tawk) 04:13, 13 June 2006 (UTC) If it weren't for all the redlinks, I'd be on the fence, but those crimson characts sway me so much sometimes...~CaputosistheHorrible18:22, 14 June 2006 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 20:07, 14 June 2006 (UTC) Another Statement of blatant artistic laziness. -- Colonel Swordman 14:19, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	0 Keep, 7 Delete. PLEASE huff, archive, remove listing, and CLEAN UP VFD! --Sbluen 01:08, 15 June 2006 (UTC) Oh, seven now? Bye-bye! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 04:55, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

ITuna

Keep
Delete	iCull. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:46, 10 June 2006 (UTC) iHate. --Sbluen 20:23, 10 June 2006 (UTC) Oh my LORD! Abortion for this article. This is an abomination againt all which is holy! TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 00:45, 11 June 2006 (UTC) (Yes, I am intentionally copying my own words here. Again) What a pan-fried waste of an article..--Wit (tawk) 04:22, 13 June 2006 (UTC) merge with List of minor iProducts ~CaputosistheHorrible18:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Je concorde avec SC. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 19:00, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	0 Keep, 4 Delete. PLEASE, huff, archive, remove listing, and CLEAN UP VFD! ~CaputosistheHorrible14:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)obsolete comment. ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 18:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Content merged. ~CaputosistheHorrible19:55, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Hister

Keep
Delete	Factual and not funny. Any word can be made up and be described with all of this information. --Sbluen 04:33, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 04:35, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Sbluen! You're too kind! This should be Nerved! User:TD 01:16, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Your joke found no results in Hister. Please back away from the Demolishion progress. Thank You.--Wit (tawk) 04:32, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	NRV'd, not VFD material. Voting closed. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:48, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

The George Encounters

Keep
Delete	Read it and see. Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:33, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Disgusting... there isnt even an exclamation point after 'run' in the first paragraph. --Mrfrence 18:27, 11 June 2006 (UTC) What's this...Vanity? Either way its total crap.--Wit (tawk) 04:39, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	I should have tagged this article with {{NRV}} instead of {{deadend}}. This article is only one week old and it wouldn't be good even after it has links. The pictures also aren't good and they should be deleted if this article is deleted. --Sbluen 08:04, 11 June 2006 (UTC) I'll step up to the plate here, and risk my uncyclopedia privileges. I NRV'd the article, and removed the VFD tag. It's not worth voting on. This is utter gobshite. Utter. User:TD 01:39, 12 June 2006 (UTC) As discussed above, voting closed. This article is not VFD material, and is being dealt with quickly and efficiently. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:39, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Further, it has been deleted by Tompkins. ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 18:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

U-Boat

Keep
Delete	Short, terrible, and with few links. --Sbluen 04:43, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Set alight and let it burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 04:48, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Useless --Mrfrence 18:30, 11 June 2006 (UTC) This is a great concept. It's full of potential. You could go in so many directions with this... unfortunately, "into the toilet" is not the right direction to go. I just got a +1 to cynicism, and a -1 to my Faith in Humanity. Flush it. User:TD 01:20, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Soak it in Gasoline and Torch it.--Wit (tawk) 04:34, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	It's dead, Jim.--<<>> 16:36, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Ned Flanders

Keep
Delete	Not funny and very ugly. One user tried to get this article deleted by tagging it with NRV. --Sbluen 05:31, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:33, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Spare me--Mrfrence 18:28, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Ugly, ugly, ugly.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:34, 11 June 2006 (UTC) And yeah, Screw Flanders!-- Swami A. Suresh 18:50, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Burn it. It just ain't funny. --Sabbre 19:27, 11 June 2006 (UTC) Uncyclopedia! Crossing the oceans of wasted Potential. User:TD 01:30, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed for a fourth time by Nytrospawn. ~CaputosistheHorrible14:53, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Boktai

Keep
Delete	This lame article is an insult to a great game, and needs to be sent to the Piledriver. --User:Nintendorulez 21:58, 9 June 2006 (UTC) Off with it's head. Precious few scraps of funny here... Not enough to warrant my plea for mercy. User:TD 01:59, 10 June 2006 (UTC) BURN, as if I'd keep it... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:36, 10 June 2006 (UTC) Bulldoze --Sbluen 02:45, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	0 Keep, 4 Delete. PLEASE, huff, archive, remove listing, and CLEAN UP VFD! ~CaputosistheHorrible14:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC) Kept. Barely. ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 15:59, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Prophecy

Keep	If I may, I'm going to try and re-write this horrid abortion of an article. Methinks I can salvage 'er, mateys. Yarr! 01:52, 10 June 2006 (UTC) I think now TD rewrote it the article is fine.--Rataube 12:06, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Burn as per nom for Fixed-Wing aircraft, except when I was an IP. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:52, 9 June 2006 (UTC) *I can forsee this article will be deleted.--Rataube 00:54, 10 June 2006 (UTC).
Comments	Rewriting stage 1 is completed. I am not sure where to go from the current state, but it is at least better than it was in the past. User:TD 01:42, 12 June 2006 (UTC) Please, keep, archive, remove listing, and CLEAN UP VFD! ~CaputosistheHorrible14:55, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Jordan

Keep
Delete	Regenerating article, has died twice already on VFD. Never improves. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:12, 9 June 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:52, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Undead Hitler

Keep
Delete	I don't think this article is funny, and neither does Jeydehn, who already voted in the talk page. --Sbluen 09:34, 9 June 2006 (UTC) Burn, perhaps merge some with Zombie Hitler. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:07, 9 June 2006 (UTC) Kill. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:13, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Oxford_High_School

Keep
Delete	*Vanity. No links. Need I say more? --Hobelhouse 15:45, 8 June 2006 (UTC) Destroy. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:02, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Destroyed by Hinoa4. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:51, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Fixed-wing aircraft

Keep
Delete	Burn. I don't care that I made it, as it was when I was an uncyc n00b. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:50, 7 June 2006 (UTC) Burninatation per creator's request. If you don't love it, no one will. Strong Rad 13:55, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Castrated by RadicalX. ~CaputosistheHorrible14:00, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Dead Sea

Keep
Delete	*shame....too old for NRV ~CaputosistheHorrible15:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Well, Ok then...-- Swami A. Suresh 16:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Sink.--Rataube 19:04, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Kill Abominable. User:TD00:23, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	The article needs a few more links to Ninjas-- Swami A. Suresh 16:37, 6 June 2006 (UTC) I applaud the effort of trying to create a unified storyline, but Vegeteria was bad, and this just isn't going to help. User:TD00:23, 7 June 2006 (UTC) Huffed by Nytrospawn. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:49, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Kill Your Television

Keep	*I like it. --Hrodulf 19:40, 6 June 2006 (UTC) I love the conversation. I say we keep it on that alone. This is a favored article of mine... but... I hate hippies. User:TD 00:20, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	*apparently too old to let it die on its own per NRV, so I figured it should go here. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:19, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:30, 6 June 2006 (UTC) --Rataube 19:07, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Its got to go, ugly, unfunny mess..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:46, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted by RadicalX ~CaputosistheHorrible13:47, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Vegetaria

Keep
Delete	Abolish! Making use of Uncyclopedia's own memes all at the same time does not make a good article. One saving grace: No Chuck Norris jokes. Still, that will only keep me from NRV'ing it. --User:TD 01:14, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:14, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Dispose; random unfunnyness. --DW III 05:41, 9 June 2006 (UTC) ~CaputosistheHorrible15:16, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
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Dave Lister

Keep
Delete	Kill. It's got some potential, but in it's current form, lacks lucidity and prosaic flow. Best to scrap everything here, start with a clean slate. I say huck the thing, and when inspiration strikes some lucky member, let them start fresh. --User:TD 01:09, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:14, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Somebody rewrite it, starting with the phrase "An orphan, he was discovered as an infant under a pool table in a Liverpool pub in a cardboard tube with the words 'Kills bacteria that cause Bad Breath' written on the side." I'd do it myself, but I have big important things to be doing.--Spin 19:26, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

This is not a page

Keep	Keep. I like it... I get the joke, and I don't see any reason why we can't keep it... The similarities to misleading aren't ignorable, but with the titles being so different, I think the joke is capable of surviving. In this instance, I say Mercy. --User:TD 01:04, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	This is a copy of the misleading page and the author asked me to huff it in my talk page. --Sbluen 00:15, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Redirect to misleading ~CaputosistheHorrible13:50, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Delete. I like the joke, but one entry is enough.--Rataube 18:12, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
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The Wurzels

Keep	Keep Hunting mediocre band articles doesn't seem the right VFD-way.-- Swami A. Suresh 02:42, 7 June 2006 (UTC) Keep oo ar oo ar. The Wurzels need an article, and with a bit of TLC, this could be it.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 09:01, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	*Quarentine and then Euthanize ~CaputosistheHorrible20:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC) recinded. What do you guys think of this article? ~ Simulacrum Caputosis 20:29, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	I dunno, It's hard to guess here, I mean, a fat redneck with target shirt and shotgun... you don't get to see that every day, but then, I fell in love with Duel Masters. That was fuckin' brilliant. It got huffed, it was written by a retard, but chronarion liked it too... meh. Abstain, for now. User:TD 00:57, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Michael Schumacher

Keep
Delete	Previously huffed by Todd Lyons after being VFD'd, still not good enough to live. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:52, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 18:56, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Kill. Misspelled the word "conceive" in the first paragraph. Abominable. -User:TD 00:53, 6 June 2006 (UTC) I think you mean "inconceiveable." And smashy. User:Hinoa4/sigVFD 22:04, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Nuked by Famine. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:54, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

SysRq

Keep	I don't find it funny either.-- Swami A. Suresh 13:38, 5 June 2006 (UTC) So you vote keep? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:43, 5 June 2006 (UTC) I don't find Fisher Price funny either. Or Euroipods. Or even Oscar Mayer. But unfunny to me isn't the same as deletable. (In fact I find SysRq a bit funnier than the three other. It at least has a few jokes I understand.) -- Swami A. Suresh 18:52, 5 June 2006 (UTC) I'm a Deletionist, and I vote Keep. It's not gutbuster, but I've seen far more abhorrent travesties of creativity here. User:TD 00:50, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	mabye I'm just a mean, humourless, sour guy, but I don't find this funny. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:28, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Because I'm a deletionist, I'm going to vote BURN! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:35, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
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01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

Keep	I'm sorry you don't like this article. Crazyswordsman 03:52, 5 June 2006 (UTC) LOL! You Translate it! --PiOfFive 15:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC) This article should be featured after it is completed and the parts that aren't funny are removed. --Sbluen 23:33, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Keep. Binary is inherently funny, as long as it's only done in moderation.TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 00:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC) But if anyone writes another page on binary, we kill them, and ban their mother. Delete the article on binary? What are you smoking? And where can I get it? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:00, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Huh? You want to smoke something that's makes you miserable and causes you to lose your sense of humor? I like to smoke things that make me feel good! --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 22:40, 8 June 2006 (UTC) Because I carry no respect for 123Fat123 and would honestly rather see him banned infinitely than adding something to VFD.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:37, 7 June 2006 (UTC) What hurts my eyes is the insertion of a template that's not in binary in this article (the vfd template). Way to deface it! --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 12:31, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Ahh, my eyes will explode if I look at this article again! --123Fat123 02:47, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Kill.--Rataube 13:02, 5 June 2006 (UTC) When you translate it, it's lame. A binary article? Yes. This binary article? No.--Yirimyah 11:06, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	It's funny because it's in binary. get a translator. 01000010 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101Fish Maybe? (Bongo 04:02, 5 June 2006 (UTC)) See Project:Pages for deletion/clones, where there is a nomination. No point filling the main page when they're already nominated on another page. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:16, 5 June 2006 (UTC) That page is dead, better to bring it here for an actual trial.--Rataube 13:02, 5 June 2006 (UTC) I think I'm gonna rewrite it... --PiOfFive 15:30, 5 June 2006 (UTC) four days, and it's 7-3 for "Keep." Can we get an admin confirmation on this, and move on? ~CaputosistheHorrible15:07, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

OMGWTFLOLROFLMFAO

Keep
Delete	Kill. Mediocre concept, poorly executed. Let's finish the execution.TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 04:34, 4 June 2006 (UTC) Destroy. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:43, 4 June 2006 (UTC) The quote itself seals it. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:31, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	I think a delete vote from Ghelae should count 0,5. And a keep vote 1,5.-- Swami A. Suresh 09:28, 4 June 2006 (UTC) And I think that if you're just here bitching and not voting, I will ban you for wasting time and space. That goes for the rest of you too. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 14:45, 4 June 2006 (UTC) And Famine seems grumpy. There are no sections; there is no table of contents;it also has a plethora of Oscar Wilde references and irrational dates. For what it's worth, I move that we delete "review" all the articles in Template:Internet-Speak. I believe it will be found that most are not worthy of staying. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:44, 5 June 2006 (UTC) The same goes for Template:Ligature. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 18:00, 6 June 2006 (UTC) Annihilated by Famine. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:55, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Mr. Miyagi

Keep	Keep-- Swami A. Suresh 13:22, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Abortion Please. It's missing something. That something is called "lack of being shitty". TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 04:27, 4 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:42, 4 June 2006 (UTC) Kick.--Rataube 13:04, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Unreadable. ~CaputosistheHorrible18:46, 5 June 2006 (UTC) Roundhouse-kick into oblivion. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:02, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Defenestrated by Famine. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:57, 9 June 2006 (UTC)