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How pointless is an article? This article is missing the point, because there is not a point. That is not to say it is without a point. On the contrary, this article (which is not an article) is the very point that you don't understand. But now we are dangerously close to confusing the point. And this is not an article.[1]


This is not a heading

If you continue to read this article then the ambiguity of it will damage your continuity. Unambiguously...are we fracturing our own continuation?

If that was not a heading, what is this?

Must we live our lives, which aren't, according to what is? If not...then what? WHAT?

So then WHO IS this article? We know: YOU, not the U symbolic, the referrant, but you pronominal. But let's not be absurd. Let's not label the symbol of our objects.

Why? But wait, how could we discourse without labels? Endless but always endable. Alluring yet repulsating.

It is evident and clearly un-obvious.

 ? !!!

“This is not a sentence in the sense of a category. This is an unfounded exclamation!”

~ An unregistered user on the emptiness of quotes.

“This is not not not a sentence in the sense of a category. This is an un-un-unfounded exclamation!”

~ Dick Cheney on the not not emptiness of quotes.

Quotes never realise their intercontextuality. Startless yet startable. Attractive yet repellant.

...why quote what history is without.

Below there is not an image

Because images are not symbols.

Below there are not graphic representations

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What you will Find Below is Most Certainly Not Text

Please be aware that this is not text.

Ceci N'est Pas Un Magritte

This is not a pipe. Or is it?

Magritte didn't not paint paintings. But he did...did he not? That's rather something..

This is not another heading

Too right! It is not. How naive!

However

A deeper understanding of the non-subconscious or death.

Fish

There are no fish.

These are not two uncategorisable miscellanies

Box

Link.

Italibold.

Nutritional Facts

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Calories: 0

Trans fat: 0

Arsenic: 0

Styrofoam: 0

Antiestablishmentarianisms: 0

This article is not sweetened with aspartame.

This article contains cholesterol.[2]

We cannot reference the unreferenceable

  1. This is not a reference.
  2. Not even this.


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