User:ZombieJeff

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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian gamer, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike 24/7. Counter-Strike retail box
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns. Clown chili peppers.jpg
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Shuriken.jpg
AAAAAAAAA! AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA!
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
CohoSalmon.png This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. Help! Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg
Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? Mr rubber ducky.gif
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
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High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside. High voltage warning.svg
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of God. Sign2.png
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! Anteater2.jpg
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... Image-4.jpg
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! Bottlenose dolphin
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
IP ZombieJeff's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. Villianc.jpg
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. Hummingruby.jpg
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. Happysatan.jpg
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* 3wisemonkeys.jpg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. Myfisto.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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NO This user doesn't care. NO
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain Jihad.jpg