User:ZombieJeff

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Member of the Order


This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is an Asian gamer, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Help!
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This user is a mutant.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is an evil clone of God.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This userpage is bullshit.
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ZombieJeff's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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中共
This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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