User:ZombieJeff

Member of the Order

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Meow!

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user fears the clowns .

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with Brie. Help!

This user is a mutant.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an evil clone of God.

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

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This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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ZombieJeff's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

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This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user is a geek.

This user is cooler than you.

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This user is elite.

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes .

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This user should not be trusted.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user's head A SPLODE.

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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain