User:God

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

This person is God

This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.

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Hello, I'm God.
The guy who created everything.

No problem.

Creator of the Universe

On the ninth day, I said "Let there be scary shit", and then Australia was created.

Got something to say? Kneel and Pray.