Uncyclopedia:VFH/Self-aggrandizement

Article: Self-aggrandizement	Score: 11 pompous bastards (actual score: $\Omega$ (absolute infinity) )
Nominated by:	Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:39, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
For: 12	For - While this is another great old QFA, this article is nothing compared to the perfect, sublime god that is myself, Cs1987. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:39, 24 January 2008 (UTC) For. Although I was half expecting a redirect to STM's userpage ;) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:48, 24 January 2008 (UTC) Self-For - Our (we are using pluralis majestatis here, of course) Imperial messianic empyrean excellences, are most pleased with the renomination of our infinitely glorious and divine ~~masterpiece revolution magnum opus divine creation~~ (the article is outside of the limits of language's ability to describe it), for this article eternally embodies the Totality of All that Is Celestial and Divine, transcends the world and even God, and to vote against it in this Epic Stuggle, infinitely greater than the poems of Homer or even the eschatological battles of Biblical Armageddon, is to condemn oneself to damnation and to act against the Timeless Laws of the Universe. (BTW, this vote should count as 6.7510e187 votes.) --Uber-God-emperor Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)^{[citation needed]} Infinity times infinity is infinity. Superinfinity times infinity is superinfinity. Ж WHEEEEE!* 05:26, 25 January 2008 (UTC) For, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:12, 25 January 2008 (UTC) Fo' sho. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:48, Jan 26 For --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 23:39, Jan. 26, 2008 Fror --THE 12:47, 27 January 2008 (UTC) For -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:47, 28 January 2008 (UTC) My FOR is infinitely greater than yours! --~Fag x FS 12:29, 30 January 2008 (UTC) For--Gaberou 21:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC) For--Æ 22:11, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1	Against - A one trick pony as the thinker said, and it grated on me after a while. --Knucmo2 12:46, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs. one trick pony, but a good execution. --THINKER 21:14, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Abs Per Think. -RA HB 07:37, 4 February 2008 (UTC)