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Night of Broken Glass (history, logs)

Article: Night of Broken Glass

Score: -3.5 holocausts

Nominated by: Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:55, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
For: 5
  1. Nom and for. Yes, it's short. Yes, it's crude. Yes, it's fucking hilarious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:55, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Ankh smite.png All thumbs up Hype says it's his favorite page on Uncy. I saw it yesterday and it's already in my top ten. Works on many levels. Aleister 1:02 21 9
  3. For But we should hyperlink bagel to BAGEL. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:05, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Strange... but I like it.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 05:25, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. Why not? It's funny, and brevity is. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:45, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 8.5
  1. Meh. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:31, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. For something so serious you gotta make me laugh, you failed. Dr. Fenwick 02:05, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  3. eheh...what?--HM (T) 03:04, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 04:14, Sep 21 2010
  5. Nein. -- The Zombiebaron 04:25, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. lolwut ~ Readmesoon 04:45, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. A joke nom I presume Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:16, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  8. ..surprisingly I didn't find this funny 92.9.178.125 17:59, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I know you are meant to give a valid reason so here goes: I didn't find it funny.. which is rare as I laugh at most things.. 92.9.178.125 18:01, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  10. tl;dr --EMC [TALK] 18:20 Sep 21 2010
Comments
  • Comment. If TKF's signature gets any longer, I will not be surprised to see that up for a feature nom soon.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:06, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment Some of the genius of this page, and it works on many levels, is that the glass did break but he imagines that it didn't, that everything is right with the world. He puts aside the horror and goes on with his life. His mother is a bagel, so he had imagined her too, taking care of him. But at some point he imagines she dies, and burys the bagel in his backyard (both sweeping metaphors, immense metaphors). The UN (or the powers that be) don't wish to get involved. It goes on and on in metaphorical description of real events as well as a single mind's and society's mind's ability to overlook, condone, and ignore. Aleister 12:12 21 9
    I agree with Aleister. Also, it makes the keen observation that the violent and horrific events leading up to the Holocaust were nothing that Brawny paper towels couldn't clean up. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:32, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
You are both writing about an article that doesn't yet exist:Night of broken glass: A retrospective on it's subtextual meanings. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:52, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
That's like saying that literary criticism about Hamlet is a more worthwhile read than Hamlet itself!! It is not. Night of Broken Glass, on the other hand, is. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:57, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
I knew Hamlet. You're no Dan Quayle. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:05, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

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