Uncyclopedia:VFH/Newt

Article: Newt	Score: 2.5 womb parasites
Nominated by:	Black flamingo
For: 8	Newts. --Black Flamingo 11:55, June 5, 2011 (UTC) For. Newt is cute Funny bony 13:52, Jun 5 13:52, June 5, 2011 (UTC) For. It's a damn good page. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss ~~Uncyclopedian~~ Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 01:31, June 6, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:28, 6 June 2011 Ant – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:11 Jun 07, 2011 For. I laughed. Mr N 21:28, Jun 7 For. I want a newt. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:28, 7 June 2011 For. pregnancy related Mn-z 23:30, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 5.5	Against. It's not so much the topics obscurity, as the lack of funnyness here.I generally like more "mainstream" topics, that are more broadly appealing Sycamore (Talk) 18:19, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Per sycamore. I just don't understand this whole newt pregnancy thing. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:12, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Against. I really want to like this, but I don't. 137.159.94.191 03:55, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 16:18, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Works relatively well off that idea, but doesn't do much with it. It feels more like an outline than an article, really, without much actually that funny. 1 2 3 4 ~ 21:11, 7 June 2011 Against. ~ Talk 03:17, 10 June 2011 (UTC) 03:17, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Hang on, is this some kind of meme or pre-established joke? I thought it was just a weird little article based on nothing. --Black Flamingo 19:54, June 7, 2011 (UTC) See A newt wizard did it, Miranda Cosgrove, Newtis Newtfield, and possible others, but those were the ones on the pregnancy template. 1 2 3 4 ~ 21:11, 7 June 2011 Shit man, there's a whole subculture. This article was a whole lot funnier when I was ignorant. Still funny though. --Black Flamingo 21:43, June 7, 2011 (UTC) The whole newt thing came from an old article on iCarly written mostly by Meganew and some other user who I don't remember. I also contributed, mainly by "toning down" their contributions to a pg-13 rating. At any rate, for some reason, the article wound up being mostly about newts that live in Carly/Miranda's uterus. --Mn-z 21:47, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Damn straight. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss ~~Uncyclopedian~~ Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:00, June 8, 2011 (UTC)