Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey

Article: HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey	Score: 4 perfect turkeys
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
For: 8	Nom+For. This should have been featured last year's Thanksgiving. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 29 March 2009 (UTC) For, and screw you "Ooo. We have to feature things near the time where they are." people! Thanksgiving is a day that lasts all year, like Martin Luther King day and Dairy Awareness Month! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:57, 29 March 2009 (UTC) For What the hell is Thanksgiving??? Mr N 22:10, Mar 29 For now and reserve for the holidays. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Whore. Per TKF. That's the neurotic voice in my head doing a soliloquy - a product of many years of being responsible for the shopping and cooking in my house plus typical family dysfunctionality.-- 10:09, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Yesh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:52, Mar 30 for. a delicious read. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:36, 30 March 2009 (UTC) For. Feature it now, give people half a year to follow the advice. What's the problem? --UU - natter 12:44, Apr 4
Against: 4	Against. Should wait around November for this ? How about the Easter Turkey instead ?? --Romartus 15:10, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Against. As a British person, I still understand the topic. The article is out of time (it's late March, mate) and furthermore unfunny anyway. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:26, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Against. --Docile hippopotamus 04:54, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Against, but not because of the time of year. Hell, it'd be even funnier if you made it inaccurate, like "Martin Luther King Day Turkey" or something. (I guess then it would be an article on picking out the perfect pigs feet. Ooh, I made a nigger joke!) No, to be honest I just don't like the article that much. Dismissed. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:31, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Although I do feel that this is a quality article, might it not be better to wait until a relevant time? Lyn Page 14:29, 29 March 2009 (UTC) And wait half a year to feature this nice article? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Easter is coming soon. In case it might motivate people to vote for this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC) Comment. Abstaining per above *Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 16:36, Mar. 29, 2009 Abstain. Is eating turkeys at Easter a widespread tradition worldwide? If so, feature at Easter. If not, wait for Thanksgiving - the association between it and turkey is well-enough known - or Christmas. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:05, 31 March 2009 (UTC) Comment. The more I think about it, the more it should probably wait till Thx-givin'. This was an early work, so I can easily improve and tweak it for the holidays when they get here. Back then, I thought it was OK to have brief segments which were written "straight" but since then I've learned that most of the short-attention span crowd will pee their pants and scream if it's not a cartoon from sentence one to the end.-- 07:21, 1 April 2009 (UTC) Yeah. People suck. Just try to remember that if you try to write to keep stupid people happy, only stupid people will like it. Then you'll be stuck being a staff writer for Full House for nine seasons. Screw you, Tanners! Screw you and die! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)