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Article: Drill sergeant	Score: 14 PITIFUL EXCUSES FOR SCUM-LICKING BAGS OF SHIT
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For: 16	Nom+For. I think soso is a pretty cool guy. Eh writes hilarius articles and doesn't afraid of anything. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:38, Feb 3 For. IronLung 04:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC) For. Eventhough it's just a Billy Mays rip-off. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 05:00, 3 February 2009 (UTC) FOR MAGGOT!!. Sure, like above, it's similar to the Billy Mays article, but it's funny cause it's true. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 06:35, 3 February 2009 (UTC) For. Another reason i'll never join the Marines.Saberwolf116 13:33, 3 February 2009 (UTC) If you're John Wayne, who am I? --Nachlader 14:16, 3 February 2009 (UTC)  Epic Foar! You shit-stained Mag-Faggot! Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:35, 3 February 2009 (UTC) For And to those above, this was written two years ago. It's also much funnier than the Billy Mays article. Oh shit, that was opinionated, wasn't it? SHIT! SHIT! I TAKE IT ALL BACK! I'M NOT BIASED! -RAHB 02:02, 4 February 2009 (UTC) this is funny. ~ NEZLR 02:26, 4 February 2009 (UTC) For. 70.239.163.130 03:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC) YES SIR! one of the funniest picture captions i've seen in a while. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:49, 5 February 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 11:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC) For. The bad man yelled at me. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:53, 9 February 2009 (UTC) For. Rawrimabear 18:27, 14 February 2009 (UTC) For. Sweet Jesus, that was funny. First article in a long time that made me not breath for a good 20 seconds. VT 02:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC) I do not discrimanate against niggers, whops, crackers, limeys etc. etc. you are all equally scum! good old full metal jacket. 63.246.184.17 05:01, 17 February 2009 (UTC) For. Damn funny. --Guildensternenstein 18:29, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Against: 2	Against. Still not lovin it. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:08, 6 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Really can't get on with allcaps articles, despite having some funny in. It's just wayyyy too much effort to read, I just give up. --UU - natter 11:13, Feb 10
Comments	Staying out of it. I appreaciated it and smiled but its quite a strong message and feels a bit to head on and harsh to be a feature in my opinion. I prefer subtle (at least no TO obvious) jokes and humour in general. Wont vote no cuz it still had me smile but aint a yes either. kit 15:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC) Abstain. I don't vote on "shouting" articles. Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:05, Feb 3 Comment - Pvt. Joker: "An 8-week college for the phony tough." 'Nuff said. The Colonel (talk) 18:25, 3 February 2009 (UTC) "YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!" --Nachlader 19:33, 3 February 2009 (UTC) Abstain shouting article --Mnb'z 17:02, 6 February 2009 (UTC) I already have a custom feature text for it:

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