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 'Nom and for.' If you guys don't feature this, I give up.>:(Saberwolf116 22:00, 5 January 2009 (UTC)- FOR BECAUSE BIG BILL SAID SO!—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 03:21, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- For per above. --Mnbvcxz 05:53, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- For. 24.130.120.241 21:48, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
- For. I JUST DID A BUTTLOAD OF WORK ON THIS!! KABOOM!!--
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- For. KABOOM99.157.88.141 22:19, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
- For. I don't want my eyes ripped out:(Sup3rawesome 22:22, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
- For. I liked it better when it was swarming with quotes, but i'll admit it needed a steamroller.Thebottom333 00:48, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- For. I only wish I could convey my emotions well enough to say how much I hate Billy Mays. Accordion Theif
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- For. Good, but maybe we should have some more up to date references, like the handy switch?Godlovesmebutnotyou 18:04, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- For.24.217.26.57 01:23, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- For.216.114.113.249 18:29, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- LOUD FOR. –72.193.236.89 01:09, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
- ...WAIT FOR IT...WATCH THIS...FOR!!!...THAT WAS SO EASY!!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:40, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
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 TKFU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK  23:20, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- IT IS HIGH AND IT IS FOR!!! Template:Iamhungey (Iamhungey 17:46, 16 January 2009 (UTC)) 17:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- For.75.64.31.145 18:41, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- For. --138.217.155.221 04:30, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'm in Dame
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- Unreadable. IronLung 17:20, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- Against I appreciate where it's going, but there's so much more potential for hilariousness in Billy Mays. -RAHB 01:41, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
- Personally, I would implode it and start over from scratch but it's not my place to steamroll here unless asked. I understand anyone not liking it. I remember when I first saw the page and went Gaaaaaaah!! It's all-caps AND first person!-- 02:02, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 Against.. Sorry, but the caps lock does quite a number on my eyes.  Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 18:54, 11 January 2009 (UTC)- Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:33, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
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- Comment Before I vote for this I would like see something done with improving its images, which seem rather tame compared to this maniac's manner of selling things. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:11, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'll have to do the same as Prettiestpretty. I assume Billy Mays is the American Barry Scott? Rabbi Techno
 kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 12:01, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- Abstain. Shouting articles just don't do it for me, no matter how deserving the context. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:02, Jan 6
- Abstain. Per above about the images, plus the allcaps, plus there are wayyy too many quotes at the start there. Oh yeah, and he really doesn't need to be on the minor Jesii template, which doesn't need to be on the article. Yeh, some of it got me chuckling, but more of it might if it weren't ALL FUCKING CAPS. And I appreciate it's in the style of... But still... --UU - natter
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- But how does one write an article in the style of Billy Mayes speech patterns (loud bellowing) other than in all caps? Yes, its annoying; so is Billy Mays. Ergo, all caps is Billy Mays. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:24, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- I know, it's quite the conundrum. I did acknowledge that. But still... ;-) --UU - natter 16:36, Jan 6
- You mean, "be still my beating heart"... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:58, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- Comment: I really don't like this article in it's current state but I'm also being seduced by the thought of tweaking it. I think the raw selling power of Billy can be expressed with a mixture of standard font integrated with some CAPS and bold, using variations of the three to emote. My brain refuses to accept anything all caps and I might end up like Jett Travolta if I read the whole page in one sitting-- 19:58, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- Don't forget to make good use of large font sizes as well. And Oh, if someone can produce an image oBold textf Billy in a boy scout uniform, that would be nice, too. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:12, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
- Should he look like an adult in uniform or would you like a fat little boy scout with Billy's head? You're right about the extra-large font, perhaps switching to HTML for the entire document might be a good idea?-- 09:15, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, no, just in his quotes. Too much and it loses its impact, just like the all caps in the entire article loses their impact. Or another idea is to take it the other way and make the print teeny tiny, and focus on his bad self esteem issues. And trust me, the man has self esteem issues. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:36, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Comment Damn, this one has been going on for quite a while! Usually my nominations are either defeated in a landslide or easily featured;this is getting pretty interesting.Saberwolf116 22:13, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
I know them in real life. We all decided to come to uncyclopedia, and I always convince them to vote for me. Beware, though, they're assholes.:)Saberwolf116 00:42, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
- THAT'S GREAT!!! YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING BILLY LIKES MORE THAN VOTES!!! BUT WAIT!! DID YOUR 8-PACK OF FRIENDS KNOW THAT BY REGISTERING, EACH VOTE CAN COUNT FOR A WHOLE POINT INSTEAD OF A HALF??? YOU GET THE ARTICLE, THE VOTE AND THE RECOGNITION PLUS A BOTTLE OF KABOOM!!® ADMIN FORMULA 2!!! REGISTER RIGHT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!! YOU HAVE TO!! YOU HAVE TO!! YOU HAVE TO!! YOU HAVE TO!!-- 01:01, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
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'Nom and for.' If you guys don't feature this, I give up.>:(
Against.. Sorry, but the caps lock does quite a number on my eyes. 
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