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Pee Review: Virginia Tech Massacre

Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks. Your review and constructive criticism of the article is very much appreciated. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:07, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey

No problem on Mr. Kearsy. It's really good.--Mr.Vib 12:14, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

HEY!!

looking to adopt a super intelligent and hyper active red bottomed monkey??– Preceding unsigned comment added by Thyultimate (talk • contribs)

Are you prepared to edit with insanely humorous brilliance, sign posts and generally do as I command? --THINKER 20:40, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh yea!! (as long it does not involve pink fluffy hand cuffs) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Thyultimate (talk • contribs)

Alright then, you are an official THINKER adoptee. Commandment 1: Sign your comments. Adding --~~~~ will accomplish this. No one wants to have to keep adding the unsigned template after every time you post, that is a promise.

Once I get my computer situation back in order I'll get back to you with further instructionings. :) --THINKER 17:50, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Alright....best of luck with that ubEr n00b 20:59, 9 June 2007 (UTC) (thats it right??)

(EDIT: hey? im thyultimate right? why the hells that signing me as uBer n00b???) ubEr n00b 21:01, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'm back in business, with a much cooler (much more functioning) computer.

You probably have "ubEr n00b" as your nickname. Go into "My Preferences" on the top right of your screen and change your nick to Thyultimate. And also, you can change your userbox to {{Adoptee|The Thinker}}, now that its official and I have the necessary equipment to carry out my position. :) --THINKER 21:23, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

• raises hand timidly* H-hello sir...care to adopt an adorable, wide-eyed, orphaned n00b?

Don't forget

You mentioned earlier there was a little more dialogue from the blowfish that you wanted to add, something about "hands from above". Just remindin' you so we can get it into the script and the commentary. --THE 22:24, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Word, I'll do that first thing tomorrow, assuming I can log on. I'm away for the weekend and my damn laptop won't connect to the internet right now :( --THINKER 04:15, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

No worries, my laptop's internet is rather finicky at times too. I'll work a bit more on the commentary once I finish awarding people for their votes, which reminds me...

YAY!!!

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

...thanks for the vote, man! :) --THE 13:44, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

HA! Excellent.. I've now witnessed the evolution from IP to Featured Article-writer; a beautiful thing. Great job buddy! (Now when is Sex Seafood gunna get featured, right? lol) --THINKER 17:55, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

PS - Last night my laptop power intake broke completely, rending this relaxing weekend getaway a complete wash. I'm praying that I'll have a working machine with internet by the time I return home tomorrow night, at which time I will definitely update both scripts with the new material and continue working on the commentary. I was going to do it this afternoon until I realized that I had 12% power left on my machine, even though it was plugged into the charger. :'( --THINKER 17:55, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

That's okay. I'll wait to add anything more until you've managed to reasssemble the computer, that way you'll get a chance to work on it. --THE 22:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Alrighty, at the end of this very long day, I've managed to get a new computer, see Oceans 13, and update both Scripts with the new A/Ali lines. Now I need to catch up on the Sopranos, then watch the Strangers with Candy movie, and perhaps after all that I'll come back and take a crack at some commentary. Its been a crazy day to say the least, but seems to have worked out well (and all on the day of your first feature, awww.. lol) --THINKER 03:02, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

okay, sounds good to me. How was the new Ocean's, anyway? I haven't got to see it yet because I've got finals this week (and let me tell you...final exams in preschool are TOUGH!). Any good? --THE 13:21, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

lol I thought it was a very fun diversion from reality for an hour and a half. No groundbreaking insight into a man's soul, but lots of fun little back-and-forth quips, plot twists and all that kinda jazz. Not as good as 11, better than 12. I enjoyed it very much (not as much as the Strangers with Candy movie though; that was very very funny). PS- Is this Fonchezzzzzz person a friend of yours? His nonsensical antics are gunna get noticed sooner or later.. just hope it isn't by Fam.. --THINKER 17:14, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

I have reason to believe that Fonchezzz is a very young relative of Leoispotter, who is a classmate of mine. Not sure what Fonchezzz's purpose is, though. Perhaps I'll head to his talk page and let him know that he's bound to piss someone off eventually. --THE 18:18, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

If you're in preschool, would that make him a fetus? lol --THINKER 18:23, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I believe he is...his mother had a laptop surgically implanted so "the little tyke won't get bored in there" --THE 22:05, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Whoa! Not sure what just happened...was on IRC with you a second ago but I got kicked out, and now I can't log in there properly. Sorry I got booted out in the middle of an in-depth discussion about SS...--THE 22:50, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Never mind oabout that woefully outdated message. I got back on about five minutes after leaving it --THE 23:35, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Dear Edison

Dear Franklin,

What are your thoughts on pecans? If so ASAP would be my apparition.

Sincerely, --Fonchezzz 15:57, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Dear Roosevelt,

What's new chicken soup? Are they not tomorrow? Are they not yesterday? Do you think my thermometer isn't done an all time high. If not, swimmingly responses are of my favor.

Sincerely, your fonchface,--Fonchezzz 15:57, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

So, my anarchnessessness.........

Bear necessities, those simple bear necessities, doo dee doo dee doo dee doo..........

Entire World Pissed Off by Sopranos Finale

Forget Meadows randomly not being able to park, what the fuck was with the two fbi agents having sex earlier in the episode? all kindsa crazy shit that never got explained. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 17:54, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

That, and "we're gunna win this thing" after the one fed comes in to tell the main guy that Phil got hit. That threw me also. Ambiguity gone wild! :( --THINKER 20:51, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Ino, the "were gonna win this thing" just seemed like it was showing how he was on the Sopranos side, but still, wtf? So much shit left unanswered. ah well. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 04:03, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh really? I was interpreting it as like "oh, he acted so now we can bust him." Interesting.. ugh, fucking David Chase.. this is exactly what he wants!! hehe --THINKER 05:39, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks yet again!

	HEIL LJLEGO!
	Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:15, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Finally, an actual template! ;) hehe --THINKER 21:11, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

The Thnikkaman

For UN:PIC

Shweeeet!! Unfortunately with my new screen resolution it doesn't fit properly on my page, so maybe if the "THE" was on top of "THINKER"? IDK, we'll see what happens. Thanks so much for filling the request though, I am very appreciative. :) --THINKER 20:47, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

It's a JPG --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:46, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

would you mind....

I was going to make an archive of my talk page, which is getting preposterously long. But first I figured I'd ask you first, in case you still consider any of the old "notes on the project" discussions still underway. Any objections? --THE 19:59, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

YES I FREAKIN MIND SO MUCH RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH11111111111111111! hehehee

Do it to it, I'll add a new headline when I update next. ;) --THINKER 20:45, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay! Talk page "arkive" created. --THE 16:19, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Hot toddy

Yeah, that's a bit of a switch, eh? Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 22:49, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

LOL which article again? Lost Vikings? You know I only vote against because I care, Kalir. :-D --THINKER 22:52, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

With Thanks

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Many Thanks for your very positive review and nomination of Noir. My first!! Means a great deal. Don alun 22:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I hope it flies through to feature (even if that means Kearsy & company have to wait). I was seriously impressed. :) --THINKER 23:01, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm so sorry if I stole your thunder! Like Reset, it's something I've been working on on a subpage. For a while now, hence my recent absence from VFH. Thanks again dude, and sorry again. Don alun 23:08, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh no no you're cool man, Reset wont be done for a while (I work on it sporadically, its more of a side project right now) and even when it is, it'll be kept as an UnBook. Reset is a neonoir kinda cyberpunk.. thing.. so it wouldn't really work for noir's primary entry. I just thought it was a funny coincidence we both chose to work in the same genre when so many other Uncyclopedians stick with history-related articles and stuff like that. An added bonus is that I now have a noir article that I can link to proudly!

Do check those two articles that I have up in VFH though; I know you've liked some of my others, you might enjoy those as well (or vote against them both. These silently abstaining people annoy me over there, lol) :) --THINKER 23:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I was a bit disappointed that when I got on today Mr. Kearsy had already got featured (congrats btw) and Emo Death clinics succumbed to the Darwin rule so I didn't get a chance to vote on them. I have read both articles though, and both made me giggle like a little bitch, Kearsy particularly. Don alun 17:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Audio Request

I just finished my article Sergei Rachmaninoff, and I was wondering (since you're such a great audio maker ;P) if you could make an audio for it. I was thinking something along the lines of sitting down at a piano, saying something piano-y like "Fugue No. 4 in A minor", waiting a few seconds, then just slamming down on the keys and screaming. Thaaaanks :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 14:48, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

HA! Yes definitely!! To be sure, you want just that clip rather than a reading of the entire piece, right? I think that alone would be hilarity in the article..

I've got a few school things going through the end of the week.. I'll try to start tonight but if not, I'll definitely have something by the weekend. I gotta go find some good grand piano sounds now! :) --THINKER 16:42, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

How's it coming along? Don't mean to be invasive, but I'm kind of waiting on the audio to do... other... things with the article. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:23, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Did you answer my question in chat or something? I don't remember.. but you do just want that clip as opposed to the whole thing right? --THINKER 23:25, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Just the clip.-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:26, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay cool, I had some ideas for it so I'll have at least a prototype up tonight. --THINKER 23:29, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Sounds great. Since we're in a bit of financial trouble right now, we can't afford to give you a raise, but here's a free 30 dollar gift certificate to Border's and an Exxon Speedpass. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:30, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, problems: apparently my audio software isn't going to run on my new computer (go up a couple of messages to "YAY!!!!" for the full story on that whole mess). I'm going to do some looking around to see if I can find some cheap software to work with in the meantime. Seems as if were both financially strained right now since I don't have the money to go out and buy good software. I'm sorry dude. This affects me greatly though, so I'm sure I'll have some working progs soon, and I will get this job done if you haven't found someone better. I'm going to try and mess around with the internal audio recorder, but since I wont be able to edit it I don't know how it'll come out. Again I apologize, I hate technological bullshit (especially those associated with my new computer, and its Windows Vista) :( --THINKER 23:48, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

For your valued opinion...

Awesome Man, ruler of radical, king of coolness, and duke of dynamite, is proud to present you with the Golden Shower Award! Thanks for your help!Awesome Man 20:09, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker/Archive 3! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

No problem buddy, I hope you continue your quest towards complete, absolute awesome. :) --THINKER 21:07, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Adopt a noob

Well, buddy, you claim you're totally ready to adopt a noob. You claim you're pompous and surly. You better not be lying, cause now [hopefully] you're gonna be dealing with one of the surliest, weirdest guys on the web. Whaddya say? I need guidance!--SirIsaac 01:23, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Are you prepared to edit with insanely humorous brilliance, sign posts and generally do as I command? You'd better be more active than my first n00b adoptee; he's about to get booted if he doesn't get some edits done. Are you ready for such a challenge!??! --THINKER 04:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

I am ready. As for activity, I'm going to God-Knows-Where, New England for a few weeks, but other than that, I'm game. --SirIsaac 13:43, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm.. though I should probably hold off until you come back from you extend-o trip, I guess I'll take you now, since you have been writing a lot and you do seem like a potentially funny n00ber. Congratulations. --THINKER 21:06, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Potentially funny? Hot damn! Anyway, I guess I should be doing reports from the field, as the New Hampshire article isn't nearly complete. --SirIsaac 21:00, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Congrats & a Request

No problem on Mr. Kearsy. It deseved it.

I have a request. Could you review my article A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother? It's already received a good score on Pee Review, but the reviewer didn't leave me much with which to work. Thanks!--Mr.Vib 14:24, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Review'd with end notes on its talk page. Great article man!! --THINKER 20:55, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

What do you think of the changes made? I'd like to keep a couple of the bold outbursts near the end (the SEIG and the STRANGLE ones). Also, I'm a bit uncertain on the second paragraph of the section with the oven pic in it. What's your opinion?--Mr.Vib 15:14, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I like it! Good changes. And you gotta keep the pic of Mort in the oven that one is hilarious!! :) --THINKER 00:26, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Congrats

Wow, that took longer than I thought it would. Mr. Kearsy = t3h uber p\/\/|\|z012. Good job.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:35, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Also, I noticed that you linked to my two articles that you edited on your userpage. Want I should credit you on my bibliography as a co-author?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:38, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Also also, don't get your hopes up for an active n00b adoptee. They're never active, and if they are they never ask questions. It's really more for ego than anything else.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:40, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks bud.. I know you did some finagling to make Kearsy happen, which makes me happy in turn. :) Oh and yeah, I've been meaning to ask if you wanted me to label the articles in my "birthed into glory" section as yours (guess I'll have to figure out who the other ones were by.. I think one is Dr. Fenwick..) Anyway yeah you can add me as co-author if you'd like. :)

And yes, this adopt a n00b thing isn't being used to its proper potential, but hell, I'd like to at least try to get them motivated, yaknow? When the regs go into retirement, who will be funny? I believe that n00blets are the future.. huh? ;) --THINKER 21:02, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

NOOOOO! Then my small penis could have no compensation. I mean what? Anywho, I think I'll put "edited by The Thinker" but keep the number the same. That way, I stay in the double digits. Or something. I dunno. /me strokes my tiny ego.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:42, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Where is your article list? --THINKER 23:11, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Here, but I didn't do it yet, of course. I'm writing something new.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:14, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Me too. We gunna have VFH Wars again? ;) hehe

You should probably link that page somewhere on your main user page if it isn't there already though.. --THINKER 23:21, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

It's there, just hidden, kinda. It's in that userbox that says how many articles I've written. See it? That blue text that says "12.5 Articles" links to it. 1337 p\/\/|\|z012 |317c|-|!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:27, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, indeed it is. I generally don't look at or acknowledge user boxes, my mistake. :) --THINKER 23:41, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

On your first attempt

You were right about the "not sounding like a piano thing" >.< I'd strive for as much authenticty as possible. Don't be afraid to go way over the top, either. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, no working progs = no MIDI = no grand pianos right now. I'll make a better offering once I get some equipment. --THINKER 00:35, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

That sounds reasonable. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

As an aside, I have a MIDI program, just not a microphone. What is needed?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:49, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Well if you can edit audio with that program, chop my intro and outro from the first attempt and record a new version of the piano being banged upon. What prog are you talking about? --THINKER 15:41, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I have Finale PrintMusic 2007 and Audacity. I could create the piano effect in Finale, export it to MIDI, and add it in using Audacity. Or, if you have the functionality, let it be.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:37, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Nah I still don't, go for it by all means! --THINKER 00:38, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

YAY!!! (again)

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

thanks for the vote! --THE 12:01, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Film Noir

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

Big Thanks Think, for making this all happen! I never would have had the confidence to have nominated this myself, and with out your excellent review and words of confidence, this couldn't have happened. Thank you. It means a lot. Don alun 11:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Thinker...

Hi, Thinker. I was wondering, do you think you can take a gander at my article on VFH? It's got a couple of votes, but it seems to have stalled. Thanks! The Humbled Master 01:01, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey!! I just voted; sorry it took so long! I'd been meaning to devote some time to actually reading it as opposed to skimming through, and then my whole Why? thing went crazy and I forgot for a second.. Thanks for reminding me though, its really a great concept (and the UnScript to boot!). :) --THINKER 01:13, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, and thanks! The Humbled Master 01:16, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Congrats!

Hey, Thinker, congratulations! Thanks for the box, it's very... appropriate. Um, do you think you could notify some of your buddies on here to check out my nommed article? I'd just like to see if it gets up there or tanks. Thanks, and again, congratulations! The Humbled Master 06:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, unfortunately it seems that Who Killed God? has fallen to the Darwin rule already; did you have another nommed article now or was that the one you were talking about? --THINKER 07:40, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Um. I hadn't noticed that. You know what? I'll just renom it, past votes and all, and you can notify you pals then. Sound good? The Humbled Master 07:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Well seeing as it was just taken down recently, it might be wise to give it a little while (perhaps do a few touch-ups to the article itself) and then get it renommed. Instant renomming will most likely have an opposite affect than the one you want. Give the article a little time and maybe it'll get renommed without you even having to try!! ;) --THINKER 07:56, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm. What sort of touch-ups would you suggest? The Humbled Master 07:58, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

I actually don't really have that much I can suggest for it honestly; I really liked it as-is. Its tough to say what will tickle the collective fancies of Uncyclopedia's readership. I just suggested doing some kind of edits before renomming, if only to show growth since it's last VFH attempt. Actually my best suggestion is to get the piece reviewed in Pee Review by an experienced Uncyclopedian; the average reader is better equipped to guide you as to what is appealing to the average reader. ;) --THINKER 08:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Actually, my partner in writing the article, Insineratehymn, was going to put it on Pee Review, but that never got off the ground. Do you think you could put it up on Pee Review? I'm sick of all my efforts being for nothing... The Humbled Master 08:17, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Absolutely: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:Who Killed God?. But the good news is that no one detected that it hadn't been reviewed, which is a rule for self-nomming, so automatically you know that it's a worth-while piece.

And don't feel like your efforts are ever wasted here at Un: you got some good votes on it when it was up there, and I'm confident that if you continue to write here, your effort put in will be reflected by your communal praise. ;) --THINKER 08:29, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Why, thank you, Thinker! :) The Humbled Master 08:35, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Congrats and such

Your very welcome for my vote on your article. And yes, I would confess my love to Zappa if a gun being held to my head was telling me to do otherwise, so I'm sure that I fit the category of friend of yours. Unless of course you find that a little too obsessive and weird. In that case, I would go listen to Zappa and engage in self-mutilation due to the loss of a possible aspect for a friend......ahem..... =D -RAHB 08:08, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

You sound like my mother! lol ;) --THINKER 08:12, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, sorry, I speak mother fluently. One of the three languages I speak. The others are American English and internet n00b. Ahem......OMDFG!!1! Ilikez Zppa TOO!!! OMFGGG!!! !! !NOwaY! LOLZ!.......ahem.... - RAHB 08:17, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

• I also clear my throat a lot....

Have you met Peter? hehehe.. --THINKER 08:30, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Why, that article was brilliant! (I need to stop talking like an English noble with a stick up my ass now.) Yes, honestly though, I lawled. Seems to happen a lot with your stuff. - RAHB 08:41, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, if you feel that way, this'un is also mine. ;) --THINKER 08:49, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

sigh, I'm absolutely vulnerable to articles mocking foreign policy. How did you know? -RAHB 09:02, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Because we both take command from the Central Scrutinizer? lol thanks pal! ;) --THINKER 09:03, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, motherfuckin' touché my friend. Coincidentally, that happens to be from my favorite Zappa album too. Damn you're good haha. -RAHB 09:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

• Also, you're very welcome.

• • Also, thanks for reminding me, I need to redownload all the (9 fuckin gigs of) Zappa that I had before my computer crashed....gonna be a long week...

Congratulations

The overwhelming response to the boiling hot water thing was, well, overwhelming. I don't understand why; I became impotent due to your "factual" article. Tsk tsk.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

But now your area is as clean as the knife set you use to carve the Christmas turkey! ;) --THINKER 22:48, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

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Congratulations

For your article that I voted for that made it to the main page. I thank you for using my stars on the template: Few Questions:

1. Mr.Vib wrote in Pee Review that when I finish working on Let It Be that I should get imput on other users besides Mr.Vib. Will you review it when I finish it because you can "think" of good ideas?
2. Please check out my user page Manforman. I nominated it for User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. Will you consider voting for it? I want to win and also since I voted for your article, it might be something nice to give back.

• Let me know what you think about Let It Be on my talk page. And remember to check out my user page Manforman and consider a vote. Thanks! --Sir Manforman 18:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

1. Sure, repost it in Pee Review when its done and leave me a message. I give in depth reviews, so I'll hold off until its finished for comprehensive analysis.
2. I believe I already cast my vote for the good Premiere Mayfair in that competition this month. If you don't win you can be renominated at a later time and I'll vote for ya then. I did think your page was rather clever, I checked it out when I left my message.

As an aside, be careful about directly asking for votes. It doesn't bother me, as I'm a pretty openly corrupt politician (like Shandon, with hair), but other people don't take as kindly to direct influence, which will induce a reaction opposite to the one you're looking for. It doesn't really matter in something like the user page competition, but doing it for features might not go over so well. If you're going to sway people, do it subtly. Go into the Uncyclopedia chatroom to view examples of this technique in real time. ;) --THINKER 22:59, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

• Do you still want to review Let It Be when I finish working on it?--Sir Manforman 00:36, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

• Absolutely; just post it in pee review and leave me a message when its complete and I'll do it there. I hope I didn't come across as cross or something, I'm certainly not.. --THINKER 00:38, 23 June 2007 (UTC)