User:Thyultimate

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is an Asian gamer, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is the random nonsensical anything that froze their pubic hair inside of your scrolls so you must noisily lick them with an impetus.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)