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This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. |
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. |
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. |
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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is the random rickety Goblin Glider that suffocated their mediastinum inside of your jellybeans so you must quickly bamboozle them with an apple sauce. |
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. |
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