User talk:Thyultimate

Welcome!

Hello, Thyultimate, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Welcome to Thinkerdome, Maggot

Alright kid, you are now officially under my conditional protection and guidance. The rules:

1. Be Funny - This is the most important rule of them all. Should you break all other rules, at least be funny.
2. Ask for Help - If you're unsure about anything, just ask. No question will go unanswered, unless we're discussing my military records.
3. Edit - I do not harbor ghost writers. Get out there, edit some articles! Show the world your good stuff! No, not that good stuff.. showing that will get you 5 to 15..

That said, enjoy yourself! Oh, and vote for my articles on VFH (currently: Mr. Kearsy and UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics). Doing so will solidify your place in the Army of THINK! ;) --THINKER 03:17, 10 June 2007 (UTC)