User talk:TKF/Archive3

Editing Issues

Hello Thekillerfroggy

I don't know what on earth you were doing, but you obviously ignored the banner on the 'Chav' Article saying 'Use correct spelling and grammar'.

All you have succeded in doing is making some good and quite witty articles into piles of crap which look like they've been written by a 3 year old.

We honestly don't mind people editing Articles, but no matter whether you are a noob or an experienced editor, there is no excuse for the garbage you have put on there. All it has done is make you look like a twat and some person has now got to clean up your mess. (Probably me).

Please take a lot more care next time, or I will take this to the Moderators.

I will be looking forward to your reply --Urmu 07:16, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S: Look at the history page on the Chav Article. If it wasn't you, please contact me to notify me of my error.

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Did someone order a thank you template?? lol, thanks buddy. Oh and btw, I'm going home next week, where my audio program disc and key are waiting for me. ;) --THINKER 06:55, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Cookie!

HipHopFan has awarded you a cookie!

This is for welcoming me! HipHopFan 22:07, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

RE: PLS

In regards to your message on ENeGMA's talk page, the limit is one article per category. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:02, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for welcoming me --Saturn1 01:57, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

--EMC ^[TALK] 04:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

Also, thanks for putting it on Pee Review back in the day.-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Final Fantasy Hockey and Cardinals and Tigers

Why can't I enter these articles, they may be old but I wrote both of them, just check the history if you don't believe me --Uncle J 12:13, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:59, 28 June 2007 (UTC) Also, thanks for adding iTrip to the HS for me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:40, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:46, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D TRIPLEGOOD

RAHB would like to thank you for thanking him for thanking you Please accept this completely unnecessary template

Also, Zim didn't fuck up. But then he thought he did. And that's kind of a fuck up. -RAHB 03:40, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

..

On User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month, you wrote that I needed to fix my signature. How do I? Do you mind helping me fix it? --Sir Manforman 15:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

UotM

It's the start of a new month! You said to me that you were going to nom me for UotM, will you? --General Insineratehymn 00:25, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

ZotM

	Zombie of the Month June 2007

Enjoy. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Vote

Thank you for voting for me for UotM. For that, I give you a cookie.

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--General Insineratehymn 01:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

You vote wisely

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Nom

On Foolitzer Prize for June 2007. --Hrodulf 21:33, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

CAPERCORN GIVE YOU AN AWARD

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for Nomming me for UGotM.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:18, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:19, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Manforman has awarded you a booger...

So you can sell it for a lot of money on eBay.
Your vote for HowTo:Deceive people on eBay is greatly appreciated.

---

--Sir Manforman 12:04, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Khwap jai

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:39, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

ANotM

I finally found a use for the crappy headset/boom mic that came with my copy of UT2004 bought oh so long ago; to let other people hear me talk in a silly voice. In any event, thanks for the nom. I take back every bad thing I've said about you. Except for that bit about your eyes being too close together. I'm sticking by that one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:58, 10 July 2007

Pillow fighting

I read your upcoming article and thought it was hilarious. Great idea. I also added some notable pillow fights. I hope they keep in line with your vision. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:37, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:01, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks buddy! ;) --THINKER 00:07, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the hadron. God, only heard that one five million times...

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:30 Apr 06, 2024 00:39, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

I have a question

On the watchlist what does those numbers eg (+365) (-38) mean

Please get back to me

Thanks

--Mr rogers twin brother mr rogers 13:44, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Another Capercorn Award

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for reverting vandalism of my userpage.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:13, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

IP vandals

Well, you're on your own for a few mins while I go outside for a cigarette. Keep fighting the good fight! RabbiTechno 14:56, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh, BTW, can't work out if you like new messages at the top or bottom - they seem to be all over the place...

Looks like he stopped for the time being... and I don't really care if it's on the top or bottom lol. --MAN-at-Work 14:58, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

As the actress said to the bishop. :) RabbiTechno 15:02, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

WTF was that

Yes, you reveiwed Chimera (and added a shiny new image - swish!). But, um... what was that I said about "leave some suggestions"? This article needs an overhaul. Note this is NOT a suggestion, more a a derogatory comment on my part. You may have noticed, sir, I DO NOT own a PlayStation 3 and therefore HAVE NOT played the afore mentioned Resistance: Fall of Man. This was the second page I made for Uncyclopedia, and I was young and restless and using only Internet Cafes to do most of my editing (as well as a handful of school computers and a USB full of word documents with Wiki formatting.) You, my friend, have made a POWERFUL ENEMY.

--124.177.19.206 22:48, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

You wanted me for something?

On IRC, that is. Well, I'm here.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:47, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

He wanted you for some good lovin'. He's satisfied now though. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

:0! Mhaille, how could you? Also, TKF, I leaveded Deviousdan a message. Perhaps I've made a powerful enemy, but I ain't scared. I've got cookies.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:05, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

You know something? I don't care. That guy is nothing.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:07, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

I seem to have been welcomed

I welcome this welcome with great... thanks.

I shall take your request for the prostitution of myself into consideration, although I suspect that you're only interested in me for my money.

-- The Mayor of Kung Fu, CA 23:08, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S. Call me later, sugah.

i'm new here

would you adopt me – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:30 Apr 06, 2024 05:01, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

thnx oh n btw heres a template 4 u

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

YAY i made a tmeplate !!1 – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:30 Apr 06, 2024 05:10, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Flute Hero

Certainly. Particularly, I found myself not laughing through pretty much all of the Origin section, with maybe one or two exceptions of a chuckle here and there. It did keep me interested, but mainly because I was waiting for the inevitable Jethro Tull reference. From Gameplay down, it's pretty funny. There was enough laughing to keep me interested in its own right. Also the intro was rather funny, if a bit rambly. My suggestions are to possibly add more mishaps into the development and origin areas, humorous situations that are funny without having to take too many lines to explain. In addition, may I suggest adding a sort of "closer" to it. The ending is pretty good the way it is, but possibly adding the banning of the game from some country, or something like that, would add a sense of more completeness, since the fate of this quite fatal game seems to be at this point unknown. -RAHB 06:30, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Penis Removal

I personally think the formatting is fine too. I've been gone all day and just got back, so I'll be adding two or three images any minute now. As for the humor, do you think it's funny enough, and do you have any suggestions for making it any better? -RAHB 07:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:30 Apr 06, 2024 04:26, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Hmmmm

It seems as if I have won Writer of the Month, an award for which you so generously voted me. Thanks for not nominating any stiffer competition, and rest assured that being a sycophant to me now will get your writing nowhere. It stands on its own, and sooner or later it will be recognized, guaranteed. Have a nice day, and thanks for the vote too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:29, 1 August 2007 (UTC)