User:Hyperbole/Good articles/archive3

1,3-beta-galactosyl-N-acetylhexosamine phosphorylase

Score: +3
Good	Nom+For. I like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:13, 30 June 2009 (UTC)  For. --Mn-z 16:19, 1 July 2009 (UTC) good. needs work, but good. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:01, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	Abstain. I have a sneaking suspicion that 1,3-beta-galactosyl-N-acetylhexosamine phosphorylase actually has very little to do with drugs, although perhaps Heerenveen would quickly set me straight. pillow talk 20:49, 1 July 2009 (UTC) It's supposed to have something to do with mucin degradation, so who knows? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

UnTunes:We In Da Club

Score: +3
Good	For. Hyperbole's work, he said we was going to redo the audio. --Mn-z 01:26, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Sure I'm casting this vote on behalf of my ex-roommate, who wrote the line "Like, shit, muthafucking bitch, I don't know, in da club." pillow talk 01:29, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:45, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	Yeah... I need to get to work redoing that audio. pillow talk 01:31, 29 June 2009 (UTC) <teleports in>Hell yes, you do.<teleports out>--S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:59, 2 July 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Astronaut

Score: +2
Good	Nom and good I rewrote this a bit ago and I think it is pretty good. What do you think? Staircase CUNt 00:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Just about good enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:48, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Yeah, it's pretty much just "fuck astronauts," but that makes me smile. You know why? Because fuck astronauts. pillow talk 20:53, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	not good. 'astronauts are dumb homeless drunks' is the only angle. needs more depth. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:04, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Literary Sledgehammer didn't find it that funny. --Mn-z 01:23, 29 June 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

UnTunes:I Will Hit You With a Stick Nine Times.

Score: +3
Good	SNF. Vote for this, or I will hit you with a stick nine times. pillow talk 00:21, 29 June 2009 (UTC)  Good you should try whoring this at ?pedia. --Mn-z 01:20, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Hahaha! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:48, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

A gay retared place

Score: +4
Good	Perhaps you will enjoy my Winkler spinoff? pillow talk 19:01, 27 June 2009 (UTC)  Per Hype --Mn-z 01:18, 29 June 2009 (UTC) good. lol astronomy. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:02, 29 June 2009 (UTC) I found this quite hilarious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Bob the sperm

Score: +4
Good	One of my older articles. Failed VFH for being short. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:07 June 27 '09 Nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC) I helped Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:20,28June,2009  For. per above. --Mn-z 01:01, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water

Score: +4
Good	Self bless. If I recieve some head-ups and get this Good'd, I'll work on it again and get it featured Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18:20 June 25 '09 Maybe random, but good enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 27 June 2009 (UTC) For MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:28, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Bless. yay gradado! Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:22,28June,2009
Not Good
Comments	Abstain This is fucking random. This strikes me as a ?pedia feature. I'm having trouble even figuring out whether I like it or not. pillow talk 17:53, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Ouch, that's harsh. Anyway, I'm gonna work it. I'll eliminate the n00bish randomness and shit. I just want to know if it just needs minor tweaking or a complete rewrite. Also, if anybody is interested, we can collaborate Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18:09 June 26 '09 Well, I didn't intend it to be harsh. I didn't vote against it. It's sort of charming.. but it's also sort of.. bizarre. pillow talk 18:16, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Abstain. per Hype. Try whoring it on ?pedia. --Mn-z 00:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Eric Clapton

Score: +3
Good	nomandfor, bloody funny article about God himself. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) good. a bit short, but very good. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:59, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC) God Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:00 June 27 '09
Not Good	Meh. We've got enough "This musician is God himself" articles. This one is a cut above the rest, but... I'd still have trouble voting for it. pillow talk 17:51, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. per Hype. --Mn-z 00:52, 29 June 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Gul Dukat

Score: +3
Good	renom this article inspired me to write Constantine V. --Mn-z 05:16, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Weak for - I don't get most of the jokes, but it looks pretty good. pillow talk 17:39, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:19, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	abstain. no, i never saw star wars. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 26 June 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly

Score: -1
Good	For. I think this is unintentionally funny. --Mn-z 04:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	Nah. It would take one hell of a Pee Review to convince me to vote it "Good" - and this one is really not that exceptional. pillow talk 05:48, 26 June 2009 (UTC) not good. nah. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:52, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

A version of Talk:Sania Mirza

Score: +3
Good	So, I am nomming this amazing, earlier version of the talk page of the Sania Mirza article. I think this breaks a number of unnoficial VFH rules like "Don't nom a talk page" and "Don't nom an earlier version of a page". But, this isn't VFH, and this is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 20:56, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Ehhhhhh... okay.. Putting a version of a talk page on VFG is also... weird... but this really is pretty funny. pillow talk 23:30, 24 June 2009 (UTC) For MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:34, 24 June 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. But I'd suggest putting this somewhere, like as a sub-page if it passes. --Mn-z 04:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	not good. eh, i can't see the funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:50, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Well, if you know the Sania Mirza article, the I.P. seems to be more than just a little confused about everything. The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 18:01, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I'm in agreement with Mnbvcxz: we shouldn't promote a diff. Let's give this version a permanent home somewhere. pillow talk 17:37, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Well, Mickey and I created Sania Mirza: A Riposte (well, I created it, and Mickey turned it into what it is now) and it is pretty fantastic. I had also forgotten about it when I nommed this. It's not completely the same, but.... well, what do you all think? Should we just turn this nom into that article? The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 15:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Maybe rather that one, yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 27 June 2009 (UTC) timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

AFI

Score: 0
Good	Self-nom My very first article. It's pretty funny. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:16,23June,2009
Not Good	not good as per my review a while ago. it's better now, but still needs more work. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:48, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	It's okay but not really funny for people who don't know the emo history of this band.   Le Cejak • <23:17 Jun 23, 2009> Abstain. per Cajek. --Mn-z 04:57, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Also abstain. You really have to know AFI to "get" this article... and I don't. pillow talk 23:30, 24 June 2009 (UTC) Abstain per the others. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Fail Hate To Say it, but time-out. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:07,1July,2009 timed out. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:17, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Is the bear a Catholic?

Score: +5
Good	self nom & good. rescued from VFD, got a rather unfavorable review, but i can't bring myself to change much. so...good? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC) I like it. pillow talk 14:46, 30 June 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. --Mn-z 16:18, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Seriously, how philosophical can questions get? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 1 July 2009 (UTC) For, I mean good Staircase CUNt 05:27, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	promoted. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:14, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Pet Rock: The Video Game

Score: +8
Good	self-nom & good. rescued this lil guy from VFD a while back. i think it's too short for a feature and it's not really extendable. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:12, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Very funny. Yeah, arguably too short for VFH, but, hey, it's good. pillow talk 18:19, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Too short for VFH is what I was gonna say.   Le Cejak • <18:20 Jun 26, 2009> Very nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:15, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Is nice! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:26, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Güd Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:59 June 27 '09 Bless. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:21,28June,2009  For. per above.
Not Good
Comments	Promoted +8 --Mn-z 00:59, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Propaganda

Score: +5
Good	nomandfor, bloody funny article from a Scot. I know!.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Yeah that's pretty good. pillow talk 17:52, 26 June 2009 (UTC) pretty good as per hype. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:04, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Good per above.
Not Good
Comments	Promoted +5 --Mn-z 00:53, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer

Score: +8
Good	Self nom, for the inventor of the Pneumatic Chair and other stuff. I don't think it got a fair run on VFH. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Good. I voted against it on VFH because I didn't really want undulating tits on the front page. But I do think it's pretty great. pillow talk 05:50, 26 June 2009 (UTC)  For! IronLung 07:07, 26 June 2009 (UTC) good. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:56, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Sweeeet   Le Cejak • <18:01 Jun 26, 2009> Definitely good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Gud.--T. (talk) 12:20, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Dildo Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:02 June 27 '09 Still for -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:48, 27 Jun
Not Good
Comments	Promoted +5 so far?   Le Cejak • <18:01 Jun 26, 2009> And now +6. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC) And now +7 Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:02 June 27 '09 Comment: I don't think we would have used the undulating tits on the front page in any case. More likely the animated Muybridge or the Fight Club image..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here!

Score: +1
Good	Self nom, one of my old ones that had a bit of tweaking from MrN9k.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
Not Good
Comments	Invalid This is a QFA. QFAs are assumed to be better than "Good" articles, and the two lists don't overlap. pillow talk 05:51, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Object permanence

Score: +6
Good	SF Another one of my old ones. Just want to see what you guys think.   Le Cejak • <19:49 Jun 23, 2009> Yes. I've enjoyed this article before, months ago. Never knew it was CJK's work. pillow talk 21:52, 23 June 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. --Mn-z 04:53, 24 June 2009 (UTC) strong good. 'the moon is in peril' is still my favorite uncyc punchline. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:43, 26 June 2009 (UTC) For. Now get your asses voting at my article Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 17:52 June 26 '09 Very nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:22, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	Promoted +6 --Mn-z 00:54, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Portal:Science/Pregnancy

Score: -2
Good	sn + fwhore the fact that we even have this portal is funny. --Mn-z 16:07, 22 June 2009 (UTC) Bless. per Mnbvcxz Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:04,23June,2009
Not Good	Hggrk! Per Hyperbole, mostly.   Le Cejak • <22:30 Jun 22, 2009>  Against. There is nothing on this wiki I hate more than pregnancy "jokes". They are not funny. Ever. IronLung 07:05, 26 June 2009 (UTC) not good. umm, nah. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:34, 26 June 2009 (UTC) No portals please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:24, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I'm not going to say the portal is bad or anything, but I'd have a hard time voting to add any portal to the list. I mean, they're not really articles. pillow talk 18:15, 22 June 2009 (UTC) That's true, but is a portal about pregnancy on a humor wiki. And, it links to iCarly. --Mn-z 18:59, 23 June 2009 (UTC)  Failed -2 --Mn-z 00:54, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

3 Second Rule

Score: +6
Good	SF One of my own articles, to get the ball rolling. It's one of my oldest ones.   Le Cejak • <19:49 Jun 23, 2009> Awesome. Honestly, I'm going back and forth on nomming this. pillow talk 21:50, 23 June 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. --Mn-z 04:48, 24 June 2009 (UTC) good. certainly worthy of VFG, but it's a little noobish and all-over-the-place. cajek before he hit his stride, if you will. still, it made me giggle. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:40, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 27 June 2009 (UTC) Cajoke Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:30 June 27 '09
Not Good
Comments	Nom any of my articles you want, Hype: I just wanted to know if it was good. Glad to see it got at least one vote of support!   Le Cejak • <23:19 Jun 23, 2009> Passed +6 Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:42,29June,2009

Thin Mints

Score: 5
Good	Self-Bless Failed on VFH, but it's still funny. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:20,20June,2009 Good - well-written with funny moments - but it does need work. Please don't take my vote as a suggestion that it doesn't need any more work. pillow talk 18:08, 22 June 2009 (UTC) good. sidewalk chalk lol. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:32, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Für'. Heil Shitler Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 17:56 June 26 ''09 PLS. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! 18:05, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 27 June 2009 (UTC) I like it MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:29, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	Against. per Cajek. --Mn-z 03:47, 22 June 2009 (UTC)  Against. Would've liked to have seen some influence or mention of Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mint scene. ImNotASunbeam 22:40, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Almost but not quite I feel like it's well written (except for those noobish quotes at the top, blech), but not exactly funny. I definitely see its angle but it's not there yet.   Le Cejak • <22:27 Jun 21, 2009> Holy shit! it passed +5 and 7 fors Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:24,28June,2009

Uncyclopedia:No Climbing Linda Ronstadt dressed as Spider-Man

Score: +6
Good	Self nom, interested to see how this parody of the famed Wikipedia page manages on the famed parody site of Wikipedia. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) For You really don't want to climb her dressed as Spider-Man. That's a mistake I regret to this day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:03, 25 June 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. --Mn-z 04:50, 26 June 2009 (UTC) Niiiice. pillow talk 05:47, 26 June 2009 (UTC) and here. we. go. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:18 June 26 '09 For   Le Cejak • <17:43 Jun 26, 2009>
Not Good
Comments	Promoted +6/0   Le Cejak • <17:43 Jun 26, 2009>

The Biggest Obstruction To Becoming a Buddhist

Score: 0
Good	Nom+Nice. Short, but funny and satirical at the same time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:24, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Jessica Alba. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:30, 19 Jun  Jessica Alba --Mn-z 03:47, 22 June 2009 (UTC) It's fucking Jessica Alba Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:50,22June,2009
Not Good	Jessica Alba. pillow talk 18:05, 22 June 2009 (UTC)  Oh come on guys, real articles please: no listcruft or paragraph long articles. No more portals or "A WIZARD DID IT LOLPLOX". We're trying to make VFG respectable.   Le Cejak • <22:32 Jun 22, 2009> Ah common Cajek. VFG is both for regular good articles and funny shorties. And I think this little article is a pearl of wisdom, irony and beauty. What's wrong with that? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 22 June 2009 (UTC) I'd have no problem voting for a funny short article. I did vote for A wizard did it, which I think is pretty hilarious. It's basically an image macro, but a great one. If you took that picture and added the words "A wizard did it" in impact font, it's the kind of thing that would catch on at 4chan. But this article... this article just isn't that funny, either in concept or in execution. Sorry. pillow talk 23:17, 22 June 2009 (UTC) This is supposed to be about stuff that would never make VFH for one reason or another. --Mn-z 05:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Jessica Alba is a dink. -- Roman Dog Bird 23:25, 22 June 2009 (UTC) Jessica Alba's hot, but this article's not. See? I made a rhyme. Something, something, lime. Also, FU CAJEK! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:41, 22 June 2009 (UTC) meh. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:30, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Nope timed out, +0   Le Cejak • <17:40 Jun 26, 2009>

UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians and all related pages

Score: -4
Good	Okay, where to begin: Oh yeah... It's old, but still funny. Therefore, Nom + 4. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 01:00, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	Pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:30, 25 Jun Pants --Mn-z 17:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Many of these pages are terrible. pillow talk 17:36, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Nah   Le Cejak • <17:41 Jun 25, 2009> Ra says NO Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18:07 June 25 '09
Comments	Do we have a rule against mass VFG-ing? --Mn-z 04:35, 25 June 2009 (UTC) We're really not set up for it... I mean, there's no way we'd add 85 articles to the list. I guess we'll cross that bridge if we come to it. pillow talk 17:36, 25 June 2009 (UTC) Nope -3   Le Cejak • <17:41 Jun 25, 2009>

UnNews:Uncyclopedian Spams Prego Images in UnNews Article

Score: +2
Good	Prego-Spam :) --Mn-z 04:53, 18 June 2009 (UTC) GOOD Staircase CUNt 04:57, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Who doesn't love a preggo? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:06,23June,2009
Not Good	Meh   Le Cejak • <23:31 Jun 18, 2009>
Comments	Abstain. Got a smile of recognition from me, but not exactly the most hilarious article evar. pillow talk 05:24, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Abstain per Hyperbole. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:16, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Nope timed out +2   Le Cejak • <17:33 Jun 25, 2009>

User:Optimuschris/Super Secret Girlie Page!

Score: -2
Good	Hey, might as well add the original. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:06, 18 Jun Woo Hoo!!!! Staircase CUNt 16:27, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Definitly GOOD article Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 16:35 June 18 '09 Magical MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:19, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	I didn't come (get it? If you do, please explain it to me) to the internet to see porn! Oh, no, wait, that's why I didn't come to Uncyclopedia.   Le Cejak • <23:37 Jun 18, 2009> Because there's two clones of this already on the list, that's why. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:03, 19 Jun LOL I misread that. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:51, 19 Jun Per Cajek.    Orian57    Talk   06:39 19 June 2009 It's still magical, but yeah. Per Hyperbole's reasoning. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:43, 22 June 2009 (UTC) Per that comment that I left on the talk page. Sort of. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:09, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Smite. It's sexy, but not funny. It's just sexy. Very... sexy. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:43,23June,2009
Comments	Abstain too generic and unimaginative. --Mn-z 16:38, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Fence-sitting. This is a good page. But it might be an entirely different kind of good than we're voting on here. pillow talk 23:40, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Shouldn't we keep this secret? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:15, 19 June 2009 (UTC) The only reason I nommed this is because there's two clones of this on the list of "good articles" already, I figured the original might as well be there. Honestly, I don't consider this an article at all, so much as a bit of a joke (the last picture) and a dumping ground for pics of good looking girls. The "secret" bit is also a joke as it's linked to in every article I've written and it's been featured in the signpost at least once. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:51, 19 Jun What I actually mean is, shouldn't we keep this out of the spotlight? So as to avoid drawing the attention of hot-girl-pic-deletionist admins, ya know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Good point. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:34, 19 Jun Fail -2   Le Cejak • <0:48 Jun 23, 2009>

Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes

Score: +2
Good	Good kicked out last time because of inactivity. --Mn-z 15:27, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Good --T. (talk) 15:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Nice. I remember nomming this once on VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:18, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Good lol User:Zheliel/sigz2 07:26, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	Not Good I hate to say it but... meh. I didn't find it enjoyable. Staircase CUNt 05:21, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Sadly I find it pointlessly in-jokey and not very satirical. pillow talk 05:25, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Nope timed out +2   Le Cejak • <18:08 Jun 23, 2009>

My first article on Uncyclopedia

Score: +4
Good	Ok, so this sucked it at VFH, and I understand that. It makes total sense. But still, you have to admit this is pretty good. Staircase CUNt 17:21, 18 June 2009 (UTC) It's funny at ?pedia, but that doesn't mean it can't be a good article here.   Le Cejak • <23:35 Jun 18, 2009> Kerkill I mean... FEATURE!!! Wait, wrong place? Okay... For whatever. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:07, 19 June 2009 (UTC) I am moved by this article's honesty. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:14, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Goodie. User:Zheliel/sigz2 07:27, 20 June 2009 (UTC) I laughed Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:23,20June,2009 I voted strongly against this on vfh, it is not featurable, but at least it is good. For Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:14 June 23 '09
Not Good	Double plus ungood. It even advertises the fact it should be deleted.    Orian57    Talk   06:38 19 June 2009 Meh. pillow talk 21:14, 19 June 2009 (UTC) Delete. One's fancy is not tickled by this. ImNotASunbeam 22:36, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain not a waste, but not that funny either. --Mn-z 05:49, 23 June 2009 (UTC) Pass 7 Good Votes Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:16,23June,2009

User:Joe9320/Rouge the Bat

Score: -2
Good	Nominating by myself and in support of this article in userspace. I definately need this to be moved into mainspace. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 04:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	Not Good It could be worse, but it has its problems. I.e: Uber-Cliche rape references, template that is longer than the article, formatting issues (1 paragraph per header = bad). Its actually rather hard to create a good article on a fan-service video game character. --Mn-z 05:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Nope. Inebriated 05:42, 29 June 2009 (UTC) not good. not too bad though. needs a bit more work. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:06, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Fail -2 Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:28,29June,2009

User:Mnbvcxz/Cat

Score: -2
Good	self nom+ 4 --Mn-z 01:26, 29 June 2009 (UTC).
Not Good	Not good What? Staircase CUNt 04:59, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Its basically a creepy LOL cat. --Mn-z 05:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Okay, here's the thing. This is an image macro. It takes like seven seconds to make. So what's the joke here? "Mnbvcxz has a pregnancy fetish?" That's a joke we've all already heard before, man. Inebriated 05:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC) not good. gross. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:04, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Fail -2 Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:28,29June,2009

UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay

Score: +6
Good	Good funny, got 7 for votes when it was on VFH a year ago. --Mn-z 05:26, 4 July 2009 (UTC) Nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Bless. per Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:38,5July,2009 For Listened to it 5 times. It doesn't get old. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:04, 19 July 2009 (UTC) Self/for I like it. pillow talk 20:42, 21 July 2009 (UTC) For This has always been good. Probably worth another VFH run. I may do something about this.... tomorrow... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:24, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	Pass +6 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:34,22July,2009

Female

Score: +5 boobies
Good	snom + fwhore I wrote this one with help from Dr. Strange. --Mn-z 17:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC) Sure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Yes MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:53, 19 July 2009 (UTC) Good. Staircase CUNt 20:07, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Bless. Cause it has the pregnant chick from Tatu 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 20:40,21July,2009
Not Good
Comments	abstain. i liked some parts, i didn't like other parts. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:07, 8 July 2009 (UTC) I bet one of the parts you enjoyed was the boobies. I know I always do. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:10, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Pass +5 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:34,22July,2009

HowTo:Make money

Score: +5
Good	Nom+For. Dexter's article reminded me about this little page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:09, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Good but please god no one nom this for VFH. Staircase CUNt 16:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC)  Good per above. --Mn-z 00:16, 3 August 2009 (UTC) For Why hadn't I known about this? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:23, 3 August 2009 (UTC) Bless. I AM THE DECIDER! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:30,3August,2009
Not Good
Comments	Pass Score +5 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:30,3August,2009 smithed 8/12/09 --Mn-z 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Yellow Fever

Score: +7
Good	Good it once got 10 total "for" votes on VFH. --Mn-z 17:37, 27 July 2009 (UTC) For MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:40, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Absolutely. Good page. pillow talk 17:50, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Obvious For Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:54, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Sticky Bless 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:43,27July,2009 Bless. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Duh. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 1 Aug
Not Good
Comments	Passed +5 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:43,27July,2009 smithed 8/12/09 --Mn-z 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Stone the Israeli Tank

Score: +5
Good	self-nom & good. rewrote this for one of the conservation weeks. is it good or does it need revisiting? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Very funny. Almost featurable. Little short, though. pillow talk 20:19, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Good per Hyperbole. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:49, 26 July 2009 (UTC) Me likes. I would probably vote for it if it goes to VFH. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:49, 26 July 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. --Mn-z 14:46, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	Gerry! Add a paragraph! We want to take this to VFH! pillow talk 06:01, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Passed +5 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:44,27July,2009 Wait before archiving this and adding it to the list. It currently looks like it is likely to get featured. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:44,27July,2009 Let's go ahead and add it to the list, and then strike it out if it's featured, like we did with Great Abridged Pop Songs. pillow talk 22:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC) Well, it was already featured, so...? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:49,2August,2009 smithed 8/12/09 --Mn-z 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Why?:Rock Beats Paper

Score: +3
Good	Rock Beats Paper! It's what nature intended all along. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:33, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Bless. But get rid of the weird Spiderman quote. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:37,5July,2009 Good Staircase CUNt 23:47, 19 July 2009 (UTC)  For. per above. --Mn-z 17:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good	not good as of right now. needs links, a clean-up in the intro, and could probably be shorter. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:10, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments	timed out. Over a month old. --Mn-z 16:31, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Dictators hail Jewish peace plan

Score: +3
Good	Good a funny unNews I ran across. Its too short for VFH, but its funny political satire.--Mn-z 05:23, 1 July 2009 (UTC) Good I read it and found myself laughing. Staircase CUNt 20:09, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Good. --Docile hippopotamus 05:59, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Not Good
Comments	Ehhhh - it's okay political satire, but on the scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "If a point is being made, it's so subtle I missed it," and 10 is "This article bashes you over the head with its point," I enjoy my articles at about a 3. This is about a 9. pillow talk 20:52, 1 July 2009 (UTC) ehhhh as per hyperbole. also, we've featured unnews' shorter than this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC) timed out. Over a month old. --Mn-z 16:31, 12 August 2009 (UTC)