UnTunes:I Will Hit You With a Stick Nine Times.

I Will Hit You With a Stick Nine Times.[edit | edit source]

I will hit you with a stick nine times.

I will hit you seven times

and then I'll make myself some coffee

and then I'll hit you once again

so I can say I kept my promise

that I'd hit you with a stick

nine times.

And then I'll hit you with a stick nine more.

I will knock you to the kitchen floor.

And then I'll drink my cup of coffee.

Then I'll hit you.

Then I'll get some creamer

cause I don't like coffee black.

And then I'll hit you

Seven times.

And then I'll be all done

Because I've hit you with a stick

nine times.