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I Will Hit You With a Stick Nine Times.[edit]

I will hit you with a stick nine times.
I will hit you with a stick nine times.
I will hit you seven times
and then I'll make myself some coffee
and then I'll hit you once again
and then I'll hit you once again
so I can say I kept my promise
that I'd hit you with a stick
nine times.
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And then I'll hit you with a stick nine more.
I will knock you to the kitchen floor.
And then I'll drink my cup of coffee.
Then I'll hit you.
Then I'll get some creamer
cause I don't like coffee black.
And then I'll hit you
Seven times.
And then I'll be all done
Because I've hit you with a stick
nine times.