User:Cassie/SOPA

Imagine a World
Without Lolcats, Bronies, and other complete stupidity.

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Crime

Note: Crimes vary by jurisdiction. Not all types are listed here.

Alternative legal systems ⁃ Crime avoidance ⁃ Criminal ⁃ School ⁃ Where Crime was Invented

Against the Person

Adultery ⁃ Assassination ⁃ Baby farming ⁃ Baby-snatching ⁃ Battery ⁃ Cake killing ⁃ Child abuse ⁃ Child frightening ⁃ Clown rape ⁃ Cut a man up ⁃ Deicide ⁃ Domestic violence ⁃ Genocide ⁃ Hide a Dead Hooker ⁃ Homosexuality ⁃ Human sacrifice ⁃ Great Pirate-Ninja conflict ⁃ Incest ⁃ Killing ⁃ Littering ⁃ Lynching ⁃ Masturbation ⁃ Murder ⁃ Pawnography ⁃ Pedophilia ⁃ Pornography ⁃ Prostitution ⁃ Rape ⁃ Rioting ⁃ Sexual harassment ⁃ Smuggling ⁃ Sodomy ⁃ Stalk your ex ⁃ Stalking ⁃ Terrorism ⁃ Tittyfuck rape ⁃ Vehicular manslaughter

Against Property

Arson ⁃ Blackmail ⁃ Breaking Shit ⁃ Burglary ⁃ Cat destruction ⁃ Cow arson ⁃ Fraud ⁃ Fishing ⁃ Gambling ⁃ Grand Theft Auto ⁃ Home invasion ⁃ Illegal Immigration ⁃ Kleptomania ⁃ Larceny ⁃ Looting ⁃ Rioting ⁃ Terrorism ⁃ Theft ⁃ Vandalism (Wikipedia vandals) (Uncyclopedia Vandals)

Against Public Order

Drug possession ⁃ Cow tipping ⁃ Dog Fighting ⁃ Drug dealing ⁃ Drunk driving ⁃ Oil spill ⁃ Rock and Roll ⁃ Weed ⁃ Big Tobacco

Against the State

Tax evasion ⁃ Hating Big Brother ⁃ Crimethink ⁃ Espionage ⁃ Hate speech ⁃ Treason ⁃ High treason ⁃ Tactical Espionage

Against Justice

Bribery ⁃ Obstruction ⁃ Perjury

Cybercrime

Copyright infringement ⁃ Cyber Terrorism ⁃ Cyber Sodomy ⁃ Cyber warfare ⁃ File sharing ⁃ Hacking into a Computer ⁃ Hax ⁃ Piracy ⁃ XCP

Miscellaneous

Conspiracy ⁃ Evilness ⁃ Extreme Sarcasm ⁃ Extreme Stamp Licking ⁃ Heresy ⁃ HowTo:Catch A Predator ⁃ Suspicious Eyeball Movements ⁃ The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment

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Wikipedia urges you to take action, but today we ask you to not take any action at all.

Let it happen. Allow the Internet to be purified.