User:Cassie/SOPA

Imagine a World
Without Lolcats, Bronies, and other complete stupidity.

Note: Crimes vary by jurisdiction. Not all types are listed here.

Classes	Infraction Misdemeanor Felony School
Against the person	Adultery Assassination Baby farming Baby-snatching Battery Cake killing Child abuse Child frightening Clown rape Deicide Domestic violence Genocide Homosexuality Human sacrifice Incest Killing Knockout game Littering Lynching Masturbation Medical malpractice Murder Pawnography Pedophilia Pornography Prostitution Rape Rioting Smuggling Sodomy Stalking Terrorism Tittyfuck rape Vehicular manslaughter
Against property	Arson Blackmail Breaking Shit Burglary Cat destruction Cow arson Fraud Fishing Gambling Grand Theft Auto Home invasion Illegal Immigration Kleptomania Looting Rioting Terrorism Theft Vandalism (Wikipedia vandals) (Uncyclopedia Vandals)
Against public order	Drug possession Cow tipping Dog fighting Drug dealing Drunk driving Oil spill Rock and Roll Weed Big Tobacco
Against the state	Tax evasion Crimethink Espionage Hate speech Treason High treason Tactical Espionage
Against justice	Bribery Conspiracy Evilness Extreme Sarcasm Extreme Stamp Licking Heresy Obstruction Perjury Suspicious Eyeball Movements
Cybercrime	Copyright infringement Cyberbullying Cyber Terrorism Cyber Sodomy Cyber warfare File sharing Hacking into a Computer Hax Piracy XCP
Related	Alternative legal systems Criminal HowTo:Catch A Predator Where Crime was Invented

Wikipedia urges you to take action, but today we ask you to not take any action at all.

Let it happen. Allow the Internet to be purified.

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