User:Cassie/SOPA
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Imagine a World
Without Lolcats, Bronies, and other complete stupidity.
Without Lolcats, Bronies, and other complete stupidity.
Note: Crimes vary by jurisdiction. Not all types are listed here.
Against the Person
Adultery ⁃ Assassination ⁃ Baby farming ⁃ Baby-snatching ⁃ Battery ⁃ Cake killing ⁃ Child abuse ⁃ Child frightening ⁃ Clown rape ⁃ Cut a man up ⁃ Deicide ⁃ Domestic violence ⁃ Genocide ⁃ Hide a Dead Hooker ⁃ Homosexuality ⁃ Human sacrifice ⁃ Great Pirate-Ninja conflict ⁃ Incest ⁃ Killing ⁃ Littering ⁃ Lynching ⁃ Masturbation ⁃ Murder ⁃ Pawnography ⁃ Pedophilia ⁃ Pornography ⁃ Prostitution ⁃ Rape ⁃ Rioting ⁃ Sexual harassment ⁃ Smuggling ⁃ Sodomy ⁃ Stalk your ex ⁃ Stalking ⁃ Terrorism ⁃ Tittyfuck rape ⁃ Vehicular manslaughter
Against Property
Arson ⁃ Blackmail ⁃ Breaking Shit ⁃ Burglary ⁃ Cat destruction ⁃ Cow arson ⁃ Fraud ⁃ Fishing ⁃ Gambling ⁃ Grand Theft Auto ⁃ Home invasion ⁃ Illegal Immigration ⁃ Kleptomania ⁃ Larceny ⁃ Looting ⁃ Rioting ⁃ Terrorism ⁃ Theft ⁃ Vandalism (Wikipedia vandals) (Uncyclopedia Vandals)
Against Public Order
Against the State
Against Justice
Cybercrime
Miscellaneous
Wikipedia urges you to take action, but today we ask you to not take any action at all.
Let it happen. Allow the Internet to be purified.