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Article: The Muffin Man	Score: 14 mild mannered serial killers on Drury Lane
Nominated by:	T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:28, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
For: 15	Nom + For. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:28, 16 March 2008 (UTC) I used to play that fucking song for days on the piano. If only I knew him for what he really was. ~ 22:37, 16 March 2008 (UTC) The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen. Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants. Brushing his scapula aside, he proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. He turns to us and speaks... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:26, Mar 17 Fore! Oh wait, why did I buy these muffins from a serial killer? *goes over to the Muffin Man's house and kills him with a golf club* Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:33, 17 March 2008 (UTC) For Terrific! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:35, 17 March 2008 (UTC) For - I nominated this first! Me! Me! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:45, 17 March 2008 (UTC) For Mmmm. Muffins... MrN 02:47, Mar 17 For because it's mine. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 17/03/2008 @ 20:34 For. Per the "hang on, this hasn't been featured yet?" protocol. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:55, Mar 17 Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them. -RAHB 07:29, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Oh my god. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:42 Mar 18 INSERT OBSCURE FRANK ZAPPA REFERENCE - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:43, Mar 18 For --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:16, Mar. 18, 2008 For. My spleen just got eaten by his tendon. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 23:12, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Strong For As per last time.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:27, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1	Against. Not very funny. --MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 00:31, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

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