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Damaged goods (history, logs)

Article: Damaged goods

Score: 15 wanton users

Nominated by: Aleister
For: 15
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Shelf nom & Floor The shame that visits too many of our good sisters. It's a painful topic to write about, but was bettered by a very helpful review by Black Flamingo. Aleister 11:23 22-4-'11
  2. I bought some damaged goods once. They were mis-shapen and tasted awful, but at least they were cheap. --Black Flamingo 13:05, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:26, 22 April 2011
  5. For. Al's magic Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:16, Apr 23 12:16, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Mere words cannot describe my disgust for this article. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:50, 24 April 2011
  7. For. A mere article cannot describe my disgust for this word. Ed Refugee 11:37, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For --EMC [TALK] 04:24 Apr 27 2011
  9. For -- The Zombiebaron 17:53, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. Since I nagged Al in making the text clearer...he has another feature. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:51, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. Nice one. MadMax 02:37, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For. Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:49, 30 April 2011 02:49, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's good, but it needs more content. Other than that, great job Al! --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:30, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. Aw, they're all alone... Damaged perhaps, but who doesn't want the scratched sofa in the store that's going for half price? If anyone sees one of these unfortunate creatures, be sure to give them my phone number: 867-5309. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:52 April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  15. For. NoNamesLeft 04:09, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 0

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Comments
  1. I like damaged goods. They are like cuddly little kittens, only cuter. Aleister 18:34 24-4-'11
  2. Funny because it was true not so long ago (and still true in Sharia nations. And the last picture is priceless. --NoNamesLeft 04:09, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

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