Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive30

Riddlefinchcooooooocooooccoooospit

Deleeeeeeeeeeeeted. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:43, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete' - Short and not too funny. --Trevie 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Shoot it - almost QVFD material --Keithhackworth MUN 16:23, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - I NRV'd it before. Atrocious. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 16:38, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Template:Vandalize

Vandalized -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Huff. It just seems pointless, and in several cases it seems to instigate vandalism. It isn't the kind of message we should give. --Splaka 04:52, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Squish with a hydropress. - Sikon 05:27, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete 'Template:Vandalize'. For great justice.--Ryoske 08:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - I think Karl Rove put it best when he commented "Vandals bad - Hitler good." What a guy. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 12:30, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - To me, it says "Rewrite this trash". Like {{rewrite}} --Trevie 15:42, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Outdated business models

Replaced by new paradigm -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Stub, probably QVFD-able, but I wasn't 100% certain. --Some user 02:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete not QVFD-able, but it is also not funny. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 02:53, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy, and it's borderline QVFDable. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:59, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete.--Jtaylor1 03:51, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Outvoted business models. - Sikon 05:23, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• You're Fired--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:18, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Kill the foo'!--Ryoske 08:47, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Needs polish, so huff it. --Trevie 15:43, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Lady Romana

Your Deleeted! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC) Worthless drivel, sorry. --Some user 02:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Worse than that, even. Smashy! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:52, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Mindless nonsense, and the gramatical errors in there made me cringe. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 02:55, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• NRV.--Jtaylor1 03:52, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Kill the foo'!--Ryoske 08:48, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Deletionize. - Sikon 09:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Baleet - I don't get it. --Trevie 15:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Shaun Boedicker

Roundhouse kicked -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Suspected vanity. No en.wp article and only 130 google hits. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 21:53, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

• Keep! it was funny haha
• Smashy. Change the B to an N and it's closer to the truth. (Sorry, couldn't resist.) --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, though it might be worth keeping if it were "Tara Reid" instead. --Some user 02:23, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Kill the foo'!--Ryoske 08:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - It's gotten to the point that the moment I read "Chuck Norris" I just start roaring and throwing things. Shaun and others like him need to stop - I'm running out of things to throw. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 12:24, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Don't Delete the person this is about is a progedy runner and is so unbelievably against everything chuck norris jokes about it is rediculous. let this one slide haha --Some user 05:27, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Rewrite or remove - Well written, but not that funny. --Trevie 15:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Gammabet

De1337ed -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete. Not enough you can do with this for it to be funny. --Spang 15:52, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - A backup of a backup? No, no, no. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 16:23, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD. - Sikon 16:38, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-SMASH-MI-NATE! --Dalek with a Hammer! 01:47, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Ex-Whatever! --Some user 02:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Write the betabet... if you actually have a joke. --Trevie 15:48, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Steven Seagal

Poorly acted -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Fat and washed up DeLeTe--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:41, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 15:11, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:47, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, and we might want to look into this other article too... --Some user 02:27, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Random. --Trevie 15:48, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Kzstksnxnmsk

Hjakhsgt'd -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:54, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Defnufjbdsj vkn bmeiewh. Fipisand Huff duyiewu!--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:23, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• ... what he said. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:27, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Get rid of it quick before the author manages to turn this into another vanity universe. --Some user 07:42, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Huff. Nonsensical, unfunny garbage. --Xoid 08:51, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete 'Kzstksnxnmsk'. For great justice.--Ryoske 08:59, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete Crap. --Spang 09:21, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Super Nerd

It smells like vanity, but reads like an energy bar, er, vanity. Lots of google hits for that name but no en.wp article. Common name? Huff! --Splaka 02:40, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete, though I have to admit, it actually has a weird, indefinable charm about it. --Some user 06:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Conditional keep: "Michael Crane" should be replaced with just "me", without any references to the name. At any rate, it's quite better than the average NRV/VFD garbage. - Sikon 07:16, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy. At least, this idea. Maybe it would work better as a geek superhero? --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:28, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • I like your idea. - Sikon 17:49, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Pink belly it. Excessive vanity.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:32, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - This lost me the moment I read the word "nerdism." Funny as math. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 15:13, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Oswald

External Pictures. No content. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 02:00, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

• QVFD? --Some user 06:32, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:29, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• What? You cannot kill this fast enough.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:33, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. You got add lots of content. Don't just add images.--Jtaylor1 08:38, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD - Cool alligator man picture, though. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 15:16, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• FUC-KING-EX-TER-MI-FUC-KING-NATE! (this even made the Dalek angry...) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

King_Henry_the_Whatever

• Delete: Could be saved, but would require a miracle. Best to start fresh at a later time TD ^{Complain here} MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:07, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Shoving is the answer. -- Rei 20:59, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. It's like someone vomited article elements into a text field and submitted it. --Matusao 01:13, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Hey, That's Some Hat You've Got On Your Ass! 07:13, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy. --That Asshat That Always Goes "Smashy" In VFD 07:31, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Del33t it's a damn mad-lib--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:05, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Rev. Fred Phelps

Stupid vanity that's not funny, evem if it happens to be some pop culture icon that I don't know about. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 01:02, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

• NRV. Next time, put a {{VFD}} tag before you vote.--Jtaylor1 01:39, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• NRV--Ryoske 05:52, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Or NRV, I guess it doesn't matter. --Some user 06:18, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. (What's the difference between a NRV vote and a delete vote?) ComaVN 13:23, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep: Or, well, weak keep. Again, I've seen far smellier piles of fecal waste masquerading as Articles. But if everyone hates it, I have no real objections to it's deletion. TD ^{Complain here} MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:52, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• If possible merge with Westboro Baptist Church, otherwise Delete.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN14:59, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - Straight up. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 17:52, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• I'd like to DELETE Phelps the person, but I'll settle for the article... for now. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:55, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete it. We already have the Westboro article.--Winston 19:13, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:20, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy, and my smashy hammer needs to have an appointment with Phelps. Who has Mapquest directions? ;-) --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:36, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Image:Ritz Hotel London exterior.jpg

• Delete this copyright image from the hotel's own website is not being used to satirise the hotel. This image is being used to satirise Abu Ghraib. Fair root of the razorblade, mate! --Skyring 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• ...and the problem with satirizing Abu Ghraib with a picture of a fancy-shmancy hotel is...? Keep, and I'm not sure pictures go in VFD--ask Gwax about that. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:28, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Normally we don't deal with images here and I don't really want to start; my hands are already full enough without images or the masses of NRV content ever making it to VFD, someone else can do it if they want. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:17, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
    • I'm new here and if there's a better place to put up unsuitable images, it's not obvious to me. I noted that there were other images listed here and followed suite. There is no problem at all with satirising Abu Ghraib with a photo of a fancy hotel. In fact it's a bloody good idea. The problem comes with using a copyrighted photograph from the hotel's own website to do it when the hotel itself isn't being satirised in the article. That's not fair use. --Skyring 20:40, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
      • As it stands, there is no suitable place to nominate images for deletion but if you can find an admin to spearhead it for you, power to you, but I will not be that admin; I'm already plenty busy and I just don't care about image detritus as much as I care about article detritus. Incidentally, someone has already up and deleted these images. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:47, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
        • Aha! The system works. Ghod knows how. Must be Unintelligent design or something. --Skyring 21:06, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Image:Ritz Hotel London palm court.jpg

• Delete this copyright image not being used to satirise the subject. This image is being used to satirise Abu Ghraib not the Ritz Hotel. Fair suck! --Skyring 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Babel:Ja/ハ　ハ　ハ！

• Just clutter. All it says is I am writing English in Katakana to completely confuse everyone and so that I can call you an asshole and you won't even know it. Ha ha ha! Asshole!--Ryoske 05:57, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Huff If thats what is says...--The Zombiebaron 15:09, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - I have never been so offended, though I'd say this was more of a QVFD. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 15:12, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• I agree with Weas...er...Grizzly. QVFD is a valuable tool. We should use it, kiddies. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:04, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• KIY and Grizzly have the idea. QVFD. Though this seems to be missing the VFD tag. Lemme fix that. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:39, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

IAG

• Delete - I don't get it; inherent comedy of gurgling put off NRV tag. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 15:26, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• Bury at the nearest cemetery. - Sikon 06:48, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete.--Winston 19:38, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete --Matusao 01:45, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Outta here. --Some user 07:39, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy. *gurgle* --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:42, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! *beee-OOOOOP!!* --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:44, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Gustavus Adolphus

• Delete - Looks like a case of too many cooks, but in fact it has but one author. Odd. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 15:15, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Keep: I've seen larger and smellier piles of feces on uncyclopedia. I can see the faint glimmer of humor in it, it's just poorly developed. I'd say a rewrite could do it the justice. -TD ^{Complain here} MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here)
• Kill the Dolphin. I agree with Weasel. -- The Larrikin, 3 March 2006
• Uncyclopedia should be dolphin-safe. (Delete.) -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 01:14, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete.--Jtaylor1 00:41, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Ballmer reference located. Smashing imminent. You have no chance to survive make your time. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:43, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:43, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Pulatsovania

• Delete: It just seems like a bunch of way too random, not all that funny, drivel. --Sir gwax (talk) 03:46, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• Bomb it. --Giant Hogweed 03:53, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Looks like crap to me.--Jtaylor1 04:19, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
• I smell crap. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:46, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - It's not that terrible, but who the fuck is going to look up "Pulatsovania?" No one, that's who. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 16:13, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:42, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Hellmo

• Keep --Baalking It's my article, and I feel that it's improved. It used to be NRVed.
• It's not that bad. It could use maybe a small fix or two, but nothing major. Keep. -- The Larrikin, 2 March 2006
• NRV.--Jtaylor1 04:33, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. It needs work, but has promise. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:23, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. I don't like the joke, but with elaboration it could be moderately funny. --Matusao 01:49, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep and expand. Must.... know.... more..... --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:49, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

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KEPT: voting closed --Sir gwax (talk) 20:06, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Amelia the Boner-Inducer

Took a cold shower -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete: Article seems like an image dump with lame text. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 19:53, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 19:57, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Irc users

Disconnected by Peer. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Flush. - Sikon 16:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy or Merge with IRC. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:31, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • If there had been something mergeable, I would have merged it myself and not VFD it. - Sikon 16:32, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Purge. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 19:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy --80.176.94.69 19:55, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

HTTP 404 - File not found

Ctrl-Alt-Del'd-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• *Cough* 404 *cough* external images *cough* - Sikon 10:34, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Error 404 - humour not found. Just... Demolish. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:30, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 19:35, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• 204 No Content - Delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 19:40, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Kill --Spang 19:58, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

The New World

Fell off the edge of the earth -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Lots could be done with this concept, but as it stands now, the only thing to do is raze it to the ground. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 00:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Pave over. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:39, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• It's gotta go, right about now... --Aoeuid 00:54, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• zzz... what what? Demolish. The opposite of fact and incredibly unfunny too. - Ghelae^talk_contribs
• Lame, kill. --Spang 20:00, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Mega City One

Smashed -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Although someone took the time to make a map using MS Paint, this article is drivel. There, I said it. It's drivel. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 23:39, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Unleash Godzilla! -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:32, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy!!! The short list is funnier than the content. And that's saying something. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:25, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Brooklyn

Circumsized -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC) Suitcase nuke it..--Hobelhouse 22:29, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

• Demolish. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:29, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Those above votes don't count because the VFD tag wasn't set. The below votes count.

• Unleash Megazord on this article. --Sir Velair Wight 04:35, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Demolish. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 06:18, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy. Lists and lists and lists... - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:23, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - No good, no good at all. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 18:16, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

JohnCheese

CVP'd by David Gerard. - Sikon 16:22, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete: Utter and complete crap. I probably should just delete it, but I want something that I can put weight behind (like votes). --Sir gwax (talk) 20:55, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• I was seriously debating just QVFDing it. SMASHY like there's no tomorrow. --–H. 21:40, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Purge. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:27, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Red Poop

Plunged -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC) Well, this article is... its subject. I don't know about the color, though. - Sikon 18:10, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

• Maul - Ranking with the worst I've seen at VFD. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 18:32, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: That's... really not good at all. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 18:52, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy. You make me weep for the Internet. --–H. 20:18, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:23, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Flush. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 00:23, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Make it disappear. --Sir Velair Wight 03:38, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Demolishificisterminate!!! Where's the funny??? - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:21, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Calvinists

Sent back to Geneva -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Dead end, needs too much grammar-fixing & cowbell to be worth saving. Maybe rewrite later as a piece about a Calvin Klein/Coolidge/-and Hobbes religion... (Links in John Calvin (as boy-band) and Being dead (as belief system).) --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy or complete rewrite as the Calvin & Hobbes religion. Because Uncyc needs more of that badly. --–H. 01:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• I guess this is just predestined to be deleted. Unless it isn't, in which case I'll look rather foolish. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:09, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Rewrite or delete: I agree that the article could be turned into something on a Calvin & Hobbes religion, but otherwise, blow it away. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:19, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:26, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Links brighten up a page. No links for 5 paragraphs makes my eyes hurt. Detonate. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:20, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Red Harvest

Victim of drought Just a thought: does red harvest lead to red poop? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Tough call, but IMHO just nonsensical, and not esp. funny. (Links in Masturbation and Hong Kong.) Delete --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Hey, no fair putting two deletes in your post! --–H. 01:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Reap. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:07, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:16, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• DE-FO-LI-ATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:25, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Any article that contains Mythical country, any year in the 1900's and communism and is only a stub is practically begging for someone to Delete it. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 18:06, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Hall of darkness

Switched off -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Dead end, useless subject, no link-to's, boring. --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy! --–H. 01:06, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Condemn. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN07:05, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Obliterate: Stupid from the first sentence, doesn't get much better. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:13, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• No, no, no, like this... O-BLI-TE-RATE! The robot voice makes it scarier. (it helps to look like a trashcan...) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:28, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• So boring, I nearly fell asleep. Destroyyy... sorry, fell asleep again. DELETE!!! - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:15, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Pojohelemotioma

Dead -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Considered NRV for this one, but naah.... Unfinished, and probably for good reason. No link-to's. --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• SMASHY! --–H. 01:16, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Kill it with Fire ----Chainsawmidget has done some stuff. There is other stuff he hasn't done. I think that pretty much sums the whole thing up, but for those who want more details ...

Origin

Chainsawmidget was born in a crossfire hurricane, and he howled at the wind and the pouring rain and he ... wait. No. That was Jumping Jack Flash.

Chainsawmidget himself has no real confirmed origin. He's mysterious that way. Sort of like Snake Eyes or Wolverine, which means he'll get mopre action figures than anybody else when it comes time to do a Uncyclopedia toyline.

Super Powers

Chainsawmidget has no known super powers. Instead he carries around a untility belt full of burritos, much like Batman uses.

He's also been known to attack people with a chainsaw, but only on odd days of the week. On even days of the week, he attacks people by swinging a midget at them.

Or so the legends say.

• Demolish. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy: Unfinished, has been since at least December, has the "$stupidword was discovered by $famousperson on $drug" rhythm and not much else... --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:08, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• EX-TER-MI-NATE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:30, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Destrexterminademolishify. Probably the worst one in VFD. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:13, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Cock-fighting

Illegal in all 50 states -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Factual stub - rewrite or move to Undictionary (several redirects & link-to's (Roy Horn, Siegfried & Roy, and Farming) --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Not even worth the MTU. Smashy. --–H. 01:18, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Move to Undictionary.--Jtaylor1 03:33, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Why not just redirect to cock? It's already got a cock-fighting section. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 07:02, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Cleave it. --Sir Velair Wight 04:30, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Factual, short, unfunny stub that was bad enough to get on to VFD in the first place... - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:11, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Three-bag solution

Solved -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:05, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

• Three-line stub, tired joke - Undictionary or delete. (Linked from Crabs.) --Some user 23:44, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy. --–H. 01:20, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Bag and tag. I don't want to set a precedent for the Undictionary of Perversion. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 06:59, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Dee-lete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Q-V-F-D! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:33, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Drop an Über-Bomb on it. Or an Omega-bomb. I can never remember which. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:08, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD. - Sikon 16:22, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Nantucket

• Keep: It was ultra-stubby and NRVed, so I expanded it and am posting it here in hopes of saving. I certainly admit that it's not the best thing out there but I think that it's an adequate stub for the topic of Nantucket. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:07, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - A bit cock-heavy on the dick humor, but contains no 1337 references. Why not. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 18:23, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• PRE-SERVE! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:16, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• I see you found out what they say. Meh, keep. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:30, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 06:53, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:11, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• Needs more expansion but... keep. - Ghelae^talk_contribs 16:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

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KEPT: voting closed --Sir gwax (talk) 02:05, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Hanging chad

• Feed to a Grue: Lots of effort plus shitty idea does not equal good article. TD ^{Complain here} MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 19:45, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep -- Rei 20:49, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• Dispose of some chuckles, but generally floating in crap. --Matusao 01:15, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 07:33, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Strong keep - Still not great, but I've just now tidied this one up a bit and added a Nader photo.  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:36, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep as well. ROFL Nader photo. --Hobelhouse 17:47, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - Better than twice as not bad. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 18:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• KEEP. (what the hell does a Dalek say when it doesn't want something destroyed?) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:41, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Useless crud.--Jtaylor1 03:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - Amusing and nicely cleaned up. --Trevie 15:59, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep --Keithhackworth MUN 16:16, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep It's somewhat funny, with the potential to be funnier. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Keep I laughed. Scythe33 21:15, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

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KEPT: voting closed --Sir gwax (talk) 05:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Babel:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ

• Babel:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ - Read "Babel talk:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ" for reason.
• Babel talk:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ
• Template:Zh-mps/火星文 - Only used by article "Babel:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ".
• Category:Mars Personal Speak (using Mandarin Phonetic Symbols) - Only article "Babel:Zh-mps/ㄅㄆㄇㄈ" used this category.
• Category:Zh-mps templates - Only "Template:Zh-mps/火星文" used this category.

--Hant 02:50, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

• Weak for This would probably appeal more to people who can't read or don't know what the fuck Bopomofo is.--Ryoske 06:41, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

• Maul - I can't read and I don't like it. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 17:44, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Gamecube

Reset -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete I remember this page was deleted before, but the author put it back up. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 21:45, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Baleeterize - Not phunnie. Jlove1982 21:51, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Sometimes they come back... to be deleted again. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 21:59, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - some potential, but would need work first. Guinness2702 22:12, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Category:Purple

0 for 11'd -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:34, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete. I tried to put it on QVFD but no-one seems to care. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:17, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Seems fairly pointless to me. Guinness2702 22:14, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Duke University

Upset by UNC -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete From the guy that brought us David Horowitz, comes the Duke page from Wikipedia, with a few changes... I'd say possible rewrite, but I also am thinking of putting a message on this dude's talk page to tell him to stop simply copying Wikipedia pages and making a few changes. There's funny potential with Duke, like a war with UNC, or Coach K worhsippers. Jlove1982 17:18, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Jlove, you may or may not be aware of the outdated(?) Uncyclopedia practice of "sporking," where a legit article is "funnied up." Our friend here may be trying to do something similar, but is forgetting the "funny" aspect of sporking. Poor fellow. Feel free to let him know (nicely) he needs to try just a bit harder if he wants to spork. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 17:50, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment - Yeah, I'm not too familiar with it... it could have potential in that sense. I let him know that there's lots of potential with both titles he's working with, but that he shouldn't just copy articles and add Wilde quotes and references to Florida State. Jlove1982 17:52, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete. Someone stop this Jmalc person before he/she copies the entire Wikipedia database over here. --Some user 18:09, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 21:57, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete for above reasons. Guinness2702 22:17, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Invent

Patent expired -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete. Seems to be vanity to me, the whole article leads up to that name at the end. 6 hits on Google for it. You'd have to rewrite the whole thing to save it. --Spang 04:23, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 09:14, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete and don't ask Michael. --Imrealized 12:50, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• NRV. I don't think it's vanity.--Jtaylor1 15:11, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• SMASHY!! Well disguised, but still vanity. --–H. 17:03, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - I'll ask Michael not to write any more articles. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 17:10, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Balete - Who is Michael, and why does he know all? Jlove1982 17:24, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Why not Al Gore, or Arthur C. Clarke? Both gags are a bit worn out, but it might have had at least some sort of chance then. --Some user 18:13, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - not impressed. Guinness2702 22:19, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

David Horowitz

De-blogged -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:31, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Baleete - It's basically the Wikipedia article, but with the addition of a Wilde quote. I gave it a day, because I thought it could develop, but nope. Jlove1982 01:02, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Kill it. If we wanted Wikipedia, we'd go there. --Spang 03:03, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete Yowzers, what a lame attept at satire! --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 03:28, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete as a side note, this is scary cause my last name is Horwitz and I was just looking up my name on Wikipedia the other night and saw a David Horowitz article. Not only that but David is my dad's name. Totally weird O_o --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 04:04, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment - Just a quick side note, yeah this David Horowitz is a real winner. He's one of them "it's me against liberal America, which is trying to destroy our values." types. I'm not a big fan, and I'd love to see a funny article, but this is by no means it. Jlove1982 04:17, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

• Delete. -- Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 09:13, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete ...what an unfunny, well written and informative, piece of shit. I want the twenty-seven seconds I spent skimming it back. --Imrealized 13:00, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• SMASHY. There's far too many red links. FAR too many. ~–H. 17:05, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Maul - Get rid of it. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} 17:35, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, and maybe we should have a special "Two-Day NRV" policy for blatant sporkings? --Some user 18:04, 12 March 2006 (UTC)