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My Official User Certificate![edit]

About Me![edit]

“What? You need a quote? I can't think of any f***ing quotes... ”

~ Some Anonymous A__hole on crack... I just asked for a freakin' quote!

I am here not to create my own funny, but rather to expound on the funny of others, thusly making it funnier. Were I to provide my own funny, the outpouring of laughter could possibly match the natural resonance frequency of humans, causing worldwide, spontaneous human explosion - or so it has been hypothesised by the Dr. Mr. Dr. Landy, Sr. I may compile a handful of my own articles, though I don't know when.

I serve the community by fixing the errors of others, by compounding on their articles, by fixing n00bs' articles by adding wikilinks and other necessary formatting so they don't look so butt-ugly (their articles... not the n00bs). There are quite a few stubs right now that I'm looking at expanding, but due to the skewed factor in life known as 'reality', I don't know how long these additions will take or even when they'll be completed.

But I did manage to get this quote last night (admittedly better than the one before), in the rare instance that one of you would doubt my awesomicity:

“Dude, this guy is possibly the awesomest of all Awesomicity - surely teh mEssiah returneth!”

~ Your Mom on the Awesomicity of my being (and by 'being', I mean 'donger')

(It may not be much, but it's a user page... whaddya expect?)

People Here Due To My Incredible Awesomicity[edit]

Articles I've Contributed To[edit]

Articles I've Cooked Up From Scratch[edit]

Articles I Plan on Working On or Creating[edit]

  • The Establishment - nothing yet...
  • Belgians - I gotta do something about this...
  • World Hunger - Because of my way cool tag at the bottom! :)
  • Other ones too numerous to mention at the moment...

Articles I've Ripped Apart, Shredded, And Subsequently Burninated[edit]

  • Yeah, right. Like I'd put anything here... I'm not a moron. (Not completely, anyways...)


Yeah, that's right! I'm American, baby!
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Some of my languages (Not including Polish...)
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.

uk-NThis user is a native speaker of Correct English.

gbs-NThis user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.

re-NThis user is a native speaker of Recondite English.

css-NThis user is a native speaker of CSS.

de-4This user speaks Deutsch at a near-native level.

ru-4This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.

אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
nl-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dutch.

17-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

la-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

il-This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers.

fr-This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

vl-This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

ao-This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.