User:BellicoseSycophant

The coolest man to ever wait this long to get an account.

I Rock

You do not.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N de-4 This user speaks Deutsch at a near-native level. de-4 fr-G This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. fr-G vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers. vl-G ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.