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• Hello everybody. So after over a year of walking around my neighborhood to steal other people's wireless whenever I needed to upload things to the internet I finally fixed my laptop so that I no longer have that problem anymore. This means I can edit Uncyclopedia again! And delete things from Uncyclopedia again! And ban people from Uncyclopedia again! I'm kinda exited. But I'm kinda having a hard time figuring out what's going on. So if everybody important could just fill me in on what's happened over the past two years that would be great. And also have you seen my car, I thought I left it here. -- The Zombiebaron 04:06, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  We got some of those Japanese paper lanterns. I'm sure you noticed them in the entryway. -RAHB 05:09, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  But they don't really do a good job distracting everyone from the smell of poo gas. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:26, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  NXWave bought Wikia, Mordillo's in a psychiatric home, e|m|c was an admin for a week but went stir-crazy too, Multiliteralist is the lone voice of reason on this site and has been making a new "I'm leaving" forum every 2 weeks for the past eight months, and One Eyed Jack has gonorrhea. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:06, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  Also, Filial Piety was featured. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:06, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  and then nominated again. Hi, by the way. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:14, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  Also VFP has gone pretty much kaput. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 08:37, Sep 16 2010

  VFP always waxes and wanes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:18, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  I kind of remember you. pillow talk 07:16, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

  You don't remember him from your sojourn in Canada? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

  There were some things that happened during that sojourn that were... distracting. pillow talk 20:09, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

I continued to be awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:18, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nice to meet you--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:24, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

• I realised I'm Sherlock Holmes with an Jewfro and on a mission to save a beautiful Austrian Princess.--Sycamore (Talk) 22:53, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

I'm new (to you). I'm awesome. You missed this: UN:LEGAL which established firmly that regular contributors get paid 2 bits per pay period. And UN:IC is struggling because, well quite frankly, I'm running it and doing a poor job. Despite that, again; I'm awesome.

What else do you want to know?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Sep 2010 ~ 04:42 (UTC)

Who's this guy and why should I care? --EMC ^[TALK] 14:41 Sep 17 2010

Because!!!: "Every time you Increase the number of pages on VFD over 20, Zombiebaron kills a Braydie," obviously! Who the fuck User:Braydie is I don't know 'cause I've never seen 'im... apparently the 20 VFD limit has been exceeded too many times and the Braydies have gone extinct.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 01:16 (UTC)

Okay

• Thanks for the updates guys. I'm glad to see that absolutely nothing important seems to have changed since I left, except the URL. I would like to announce here that me and RAHB have decided that October will be "Welcome Back Zombiebaron Month." I don't want to ruin the surprises but believe me when I tell you that there may or may not be fireworks. -- The Zombiebaron 20:25, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

(That's what I like about 'im, 'e's believable!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 20:36 (UTC)

• It should be Zombiebaron's Amazing October Jamboree, in honour of "jamboree" being Engish's funnest word. And in honour of October being amazing. And also something else. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:16, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

•  Zombiebaron Fireworks. Also: October is when, for whatever reason, my life revolves around the first couple seasons of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and school. But I'll try to be around for the Zombiebaron-related festivities! - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:23, Sunday 19 September 2010 -