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Just have a look at this. For fuck's sake, what's wrong with you people?? You not only have malicious software on your site, you also have few visitors. And then look at the other hand, as ED have nearly 4 times the amount of views as us, this renders this as nothing more than a minority viewpoint. Who's laughing now?? - LOL vandalz 13:08, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

You added a virus to the site? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 24 April 2011

No, of course I didn't, but someone did. Many of them, in fact.... - LOL vandalz 13:15, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Who gives a shit? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:20, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Some-one without an Anti-virus, that's whom. - LOL vandalz 13:24, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Anyone hooked up to the internet without anti-virus deserves every virus going. Including AIDS and scabby cock disease. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:28, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Butthurt troll is butthurt. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:26, Apr. 24, 2011

not you too :'( --Roman Dog Bird 03:43, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Here is what your all doing:

" Hello, I have heard allegations that Uncyclopedia.org causes you to get a virus and your computer dies, but this simply isn't true. It was probably some other Uncyclopedia.org, and if it was us then it wasn't the website's fault, and.... Ooh! look over there, a bird!! ". - LOL vandalz 13:31, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

1. This is where Uncyclopedia really is - a subdomain of Wikia.com - and it's green.
2. User reviews of Uncyclopedia.org show that there isn't any malware.
3. Here's what you're all doing
4. Why do you put whitespace everywhere when you comment? In HTML, a bunch of spaces is equal to one space. Why do you have ten spaces between your comments and signature, or between a URL and its linktext? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:37 Apr 24, 2011

   And now look, Dexter111344 is now reverting everything I say because I went against his general opinion. - LOL vandalz 13:41, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

   The punchline here is that you're banned for a day. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:49 Apr 24, 2011

The virus isn't a computer virus. It's herpes. No need to thank me, the smile on your blistered lips is quite enough. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:39, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Honestly, who gives a shit about ED. If Another n00b likes ED so much why dosen't he marry it why dosen't he just leave Uncyc and make an account there. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:04, 24 April 2011

Per Skullthumper, Uncyclopedia is a part of Wikia.com. And wikia.com in a "green site". That entry linked by Another n00b is a pile of rubbish. And he already has an account on ED, and has also vandalized this site "in its name." --Scofield 10:55, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia dosen't seem to be the right place for Another n00b. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:49, 25 April 2011

To be fair, Uncyclopedia is the right place for nobody. That was its original motto back in 2004. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:25, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'm going to check that Smakapedia Wiki to see if he's going around there too. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:07, 25 April 2011

The Alexa rank of Uncy is 282 000th, which leaves a lot to be desired, while ED, which is mostly badly written, has a rank of about 5,000th. We just lack readers. We should find ways publicize out there. An easy way would be a FB page to begin with. Mattsnow 20:14, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

The Alexa rank of "www.uncyclopedia.org" is that low, which makes sense because all it does is redirect to www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com. The latter URL (which is the real one that should be ranked) can't be ranked because Alexa only ranks Wikia, not the sites it hosts. In other words, Alexa cannot tell you anything about Uncyclopedia. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:19 Apr 26 2011

Also, we do have a Facebook, and if you're ever curious as to what random people are posting on Facebook about Uncyclopedia, then see here. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:27 Apr 26 2011

I stand corrected! Mattsnow 22:59, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Modusoperandi, you lie! Uncyclopedia didn't even exist in 2004!!!! (Encyclopedia Dramatica did). --Scofield 10:03, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Technically, one could argue it did since Chron and emc's old account were already planning on launching it. Plus, Stupidedia existed long before ED. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:11, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

ED's alexa rank was roughly 3000th, but then it got redirected to OhShiternet and that meant it's alexa rank has dropped. - LOL vandalz 17:32, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Not everyone agrees with ED, but everyone agrees OhInternet sucks and hopes that Degrippo will crash with it. Mattsnow 04:05, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Erm.... just wanted to bring THIS up.

You are permabanned this time, and if the admins have any sence, this one won't be lifted. - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:54, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Zing. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:05 Apr 29, 2011

You misspelled 'sense'. 1234 ~ 05:07, 29 April 2011

I went on the talk page of Another N00b just to lurk today (there is a great load of drama there!) and his Block Log, and despite my n00b status here, I would have to totally agree with that damn Snowman. :P He's not a positive addition here. He is not an accurate representation of ED's writers. (I am sure he wasn't) Mattsnow 23:25, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

You think that's bad, you should see this guy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:27, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Wow! That is the kind of guys that were not reverted on ED. I wrote 3 whole articles there, and one was blanked out by an admin. I could not revert it. I was banned for a week after writing what was in my mind a great article and asking Dr. Rashberry to review it (that skunk is on OhInternet) Reason: being "too nice while talking to me. And I assure you the pictures of that article were so offensive, I would get warned or banned here in a minute here. When I tried to make funny changes to offensive articles , my stuff was always reverted. And if you doubt my capacity to make a funny article, I assure you an-ex Ed user can do the job. If you have time to spare, just go and read Heaven's Gate or HowTo:Become an Assassin All hail Uncy!!! Much love. Mattsnow 23:59, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Just wanted to bring this up / Just wanted to let this down / Just wanted to run around and desert this / Just wanted to make this cry / Just wanted to say goodbye / Just wanted to tell a lie and hurt this. (You've been Frostrolled!) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:04, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

An Uncyclopedian Euology

Another n00b was that friend we all have that is sometimes an extra wheel, that one that is like "what about me, I want to join in your shenanigans", and you have to make up some excuse to get him to go away. He has this unhealthy obsession on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and i'm still not convinced he dosen't have more vandal IP's hanging around (who knows, he'll probably go to a library and create a vandal sock). He's definately not going on Smakapedia, i've taken away his adminship and banned him indefinite with account creation block and prevention of sending an email. He did some good things, but all in all he was this irritating n00b (hence his name). In some ways i'm sad to see him go, but he has learned that satire is not about Sum cawk. Speaking of which, that sounds like a good article, i'll make it. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:24, 30 April 2011

Maybe he was an untalented writer? Mattsnow 02:34, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow is a way better writer than AN ever was, and Mattsnow's only been here for a week or so. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:36, 30 April 2011

It's not about the "talent" I think. It's about the attitude. I started writing Quebec, I am 100% sure this will never make feature. I don't want it to. I'll have fun writing it, that is all that counts! You bring a lot to this site Lollipop. Thank you for the sig, and you are always welcome , I will help you with your ideas. I am just mesmerized that you are so good with templates. Mattsnow 03:06, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Get a room, you two! And leave the blinds open. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:25, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Goodbye again, Another n00b. Frankly, my reaction when I found out about his vandal IP socks was the same reaction a guy would have when he finds out his best friend is a serial killer. "He was so nice! So helpful! So good to me! How could he possibly do such a thing?". However, I'm guessing he's now been perma-banned for a totally different reason now. Why he couldn't listen to the simple advice of using the "Preview" button is beyond me, but the admins have clearly lost their patience. --Scofield 11:37, April 30, 2011 (UTC)