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The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.
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OSU! (always spelled with an exclamation point to be overly dramatic) is a fun game for the little niche corner of gamers that like clicking circles to the beat of Jap music and pretending they're Mozart. It is also an aim trainer for anime weebs crafted by supreme leader Dean "peppy" Herbert and the Japanese to help promote weeb propaganda and to hide their war crimes from people from the US through music. The game was released on Windows on September 16, 2007, and was later put on every OS to exist. That's if you can get into the extremely crammed TestFlight for iOS or if 3FPS for circle games is good enough for you on Android. (Full article...)
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January 28: Kill Baby Hitler Day
- 1813 - Jane Austen publishes her first novel, "You'll Have to Read This in 9th Grade", is instant bestseller.
- 1890 - Dozens of time travelers attempt to kill Baby Hitler, are stopped by those same time travelers after finding out world would be much worse.
- 1922 - The largest snowstorm in American history collapsed the Theater of Underpants, killing 98 people.
- 1956 - Elvis Presley scandalizes television after going full-frontal on the Ed Sullivan Show.
- 1965 - A maple leaf accidentally falls on a picture of the newly designed Canadian flag, is accidentally included after photocopies are sent.
- 1985 - Africans choose to starve rather than benefit from corny "We Are The World" song.
- 2016 - The CIA develop disease which turn third-world babies into abortions, call it Zika virus, redundant as alcoholism already exists.
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