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I've been known to ramble, sometimes[edit source]

So I go back to the offices for the New York Times, right? And I'm all, "Who's the idiot now, eh?". And they're all, "Sir, we told you before, this is not the New York Times. Place your order or move along, sir.". So I'm all, "Whopper, please.". And they're all, "This is not Burger King, sir.". So I was shocked, right? Shocked that they would make up such terrible lies to avoid hiring me as their Senior Editor of News and Whatnot...a position that they, incidentally, deny having at all. Oh, and thanks for the vote (and nom) for the Foolitzer Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Bundle[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:31, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome[edit source]

I hate automated/template welcomes -.-. Thanks anyway, and btw, I know my way around a wiki. --Gangsterls 22:25, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, it's just my job to go around and welcome any new user I see :P enjoy your stay :) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:27, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For reverting vandalism to Global Cooling on feature day. I gave HerrDoktor a cookie for reverting vandalism 6 times, so you get half for reverting three times. Fair is fair. Now go slash the tires of a BMW. Slithy Tove 06:28, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Hah, Welcomed User[edit source]

That's great that we welcomed a user within seconds of each other. Heh--Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 12:58, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank u for adopting me[edit source]

Thanks for picking me up. As i said many times im done vandalizing --JASON+HALLAMEYA 21:23, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

2012[edit source]

I like the conceit of confusion between the Olympics and the world cup. You're right the rest of the first part is pretty garbled. I'll think about it on the train tomorrow.

congratulations[edit source]

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for having the decency not to stick that random quote on the qdb --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:21, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Cheap attempt to get another vote for a hopeless cause[edit source]

They missed putting Global Cooling on the Best of May page for the first day, probably because it was highlighted on the last day of the month. It has no chance at the top 3 anyway, but if you feel like voting for it my ego will improve .003%. Slithy Tove 02:25, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for against... umm... not voting... for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

You're Welcome[edit source]

where's the bottle of noob loob i wanna get wet!

Quoticide[edit source]

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

Keep up the good work. Or else. --EMC [TALK] 21:40, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Dispute[edit source]

I'm complaining about an improperly placed ugly template. I don't think it's deserved cause it's formatted properly and the only thing that could be considered ugly about the article is it's pronounciation and grammer errors but that can easily be fixed. I used proper formatting techniques like the ==Level 2 Header== the [[image:image.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Image Thumbnails]] the *list the ===Level 3 Header=== and {{Templates}} . What else could I need on that article to make it better? --NXWave 01:48, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks again![edit source]

Nazi Swastika.svg Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika.svg

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:13, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

What's up!?[edit source]

Dude, why did you revert my edit to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air??? It's not your opinion to say if the page is going written well. That was just my base for the page, I was going to write more onto it later. Why don't you just go back to wikipedia? NeoExelor 18:59, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

repl8, lol[edit source]

The previous page was funny and sounded more like a bad history lesson than a joke. NeoExelor 20:22, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Clifford[edit source]

Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to suffering

Ok. So its a corny joke, and somewhat a one-liner, but it seems as if you're discriminating. Discriminating against a staple brand of what Uncyclopedia is, the foundation of Uncyc as it were, without articles such as this what would we be?

What would Uncyclopedia do without Fisher Price, or Cabal? Yes, fp has a whole other article devoted to it, and cabal is multiple clicks and has a history, but Carpet Munching is important to the integrity of this encyclopedia, and is somewhat funny. Stubs. Youre discriminating against stubs. Dare I say it?

Yes. You are on a crusade to smash the one liners and idiotic ramblings that didn't end up being so long but have their little redeeming values along with their little delectable bite size warm juicy hearts. In your damned campaign to rid Uncyc of stubs you have stepped on the toes of the wrong user, because, I will discuss this on your talk page!!!11eleventyone111 LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:25, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Severian22.jpg You've been spared the sword...for now! Thanks for the VOTE!!-Severian

You've done good lil'Froggy...I imagine it would have been hard to slice that pretty frog head of yours... Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

AS DO I[edit source]

So aren't it good? I DO DO DO DO DO NOT. IM OFFENDED BY YOUR IRONY! I don't know why, but i did last tuesday! HOO-RAH!--Fonchezzz 18:53, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks (again)[edit source]

Thanks a Bundle
Alfred.jpg Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? SNL32NEWLOGO.PNG
Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:28, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

{{Sock}}[edit source]

Why did you revert my edit? The other image was better, and you should have looked at the talk page as well. --ThrowSomeds 20:09, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Hah, I totally know you[edit source]

lulz liek ur from RR

Thanks for welcoming me, by the way. --SirIsaac 15:29, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Thanks for the welcome post!

Doshea3 20:23, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd![edit source]

Lord Kearsy of Wicked

Mr. Kearsy so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Much appreciated, ya wafflin' SOB! :-D --THINKER 07:06, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

You're hot[edit source]

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Great job on your article Why?:I'm hot!

Thanks a Bajoodle![edit source]

{{Sock}}[edit source]

Please answer my above question. --ThrowSomeds 19:47, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Attempt 1[edit source]

Oh and because my other progs wont work, I had to use this really crappy keyboard that doesn't sound much like an actual piano. I'll understand if you don't want to use this one. :( --THINKER 00:30, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

My user page[edit source]

I'm not a sock. ThrowSomeds 00:51, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I can get out my pianist, if you like.[edit source]

I waltzed down from Wikipedia to have a look at Uncyclopedia. Nice Place you've got here. YouGotMale 19:37, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

How to hate emos[edit source]

Hey, just curious what needs done with the new article you tagged. Any pointers would be appreciated. I know I need to get some links in at the bottom and attach it to other articles soon too.

BB thanks thee![edit source]

Thanks again! -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 10:58, 20 June 2007 (UTC)