User talk:THE/arkive fivfe

Talk page virginity-removal

Sorry. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:12, Dec 17

Wha-? You bastard...she was so...PURE!!!! --THE 01:13, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Tired version of a flame war

Hey... hey you're... you know what you are...? You know what you are...?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:13)

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME??????!!!??!??!!??!?!!?!??!!??!!!!!???!!?!11?!12?! --THE 01:16, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoa! slow down there... slow down... yer gettin' rowdy... yer... yer gettin' rowdy...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:19)

Oh...has our flamewar been resolved, then? If so, then it's not officially over until I declare that it's over with impressive authority.

/me END!!!!!!!

There we go. Flamewar over, now, let us enjoy days of...flamepeace? --THE 01:21, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I think I've got energy enough to say that yer bein' a little too rowdy.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:25)

Rowdy? Are you...criticizing the way with which I ended the flamewar? In that case, I think I shall have to declare a second and equally meaningful flamewar, to avenge myself. But first, I'd better get some fucking sleep. --THE 01:26, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

This second flamewar is nearly as rowdy as the first. I believe we should start it over again. You're going to sleep? Can I join you?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:28)

I tend to eat things when I'm sleeping--you know, bedsheets, lampshades, cats--and the last time somebody slept with me, they were gone when I woke up. And I was fat. --THE 01:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Uh, I'm very sorry about this, but that sounds pretty sexy. You've got me pretty flustered. I tend to pee in bed, is that okay?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:35)

Oh of course, that's fine. It should mix well with my drool. --THE 01:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, yeah, I also tend to scream when I'm asleep. That cool?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:41)

That's nothing, I projectile vomit. Perhaps we should sell tickets. Or...on second thought...maybe you should sleep somewhere a little safer. Like the oven. --THE 01:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Maybe you should sleep... ON YOUR FACE.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:46)

I prefer to sleep on my armpit. Mind you, it is a bit of a difficult maneuver, but I usually pull it off with only minor injuries. --THE 02:12, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

How many of these Christmas templates are being handed out? Humbug! --THE 01:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

God damn! I have 9 on my talk page now! STOP!!!!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:47)

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Here's another Christmas Template--Æ 01:56, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

GAAAAAAAAAA! --THE 02:12, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Inspired by a certain someone who's so overwhelmed by these. I can give you more if you like. I have truckloads, and I'm sure there will be some left over after the initial distributions. In fact, here, take a few for the road:

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
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	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
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	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Merry Whatever! -RAHB 03:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Aha, well, thanks...I now have enough Christmas-themed templates stored here, and in my arkive, to last me the next twelve years. Woooo! --THE 03:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh I wouldn't be so sure of that. You can never have too many generic red and green templates with half-sarcastic, christmas-related messages and a christmas tree! -RAHB 03:58, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Agreed. And I'm sure I have some more coming to me from other users, so I have no fear of running out. --THE 04:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

SEX! I mean... jesus' birthday!.. (keep quiet about the sex)

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. Have a... partially personalised christmas? And while ywr at it, have sexfun ^_^ Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

HI I LOVE YOU+!$#@#!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:01, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Huzzah!!! Welkum back to the land from which you were exiled. --THE 22:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:38, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

THE

I'm really concerned about the state of your state right now. Please help me write an article about -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:22, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

• *sigh*... Polystyrene Man strikes again.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:28, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING PASSWORD!!!!111 --THE 22:12, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

You'll never guess myyyyy password! ...Wait, why am I here?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 23:42)

You know, I'm not quite sure why you're here. I think you were headed to Poland, but you took a wrong turn someplace. --THE 23:48, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

no no no no no no I mean why are WE here?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 23:51)

Because we're not THERE. --THE 23:57, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

<awed silence!!!!!!>   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 23:59)

I propose a gentlemanly game of article writing

Okay THE, I proposed this idea to my adoptee brother, and I think it would be kinda cool. I have a crazy idea: We each have one hour to write a funny article on any topic that the other player says to. It starts at the first edit and ends one hour later. There's no prize, just the intensity of the sport of article writing! Whatdya say?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 23:49)

I certainly like the idea, yes. Oooh...it'll be MADNESS!!! I won't be able to do it tonight, and I probably won't be online tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow I'll be able to come on. In the meantime, I'll think of a topic to make you write on and make sure I've got my secret stash of comedy-enhancing drugs at the ready :). --THE 00:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

HA HA! YES! AWESOME! Post on my talk page when you're ready to announce your idea!!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 00:39)

Hmmm, maybe some rules? (1) You have to start the article 5 minutes after it's announced on THIS TOPIC ON THIS TALK PAGE (so that neither of us have much warning... you post MY topic on MY talk page, then?), and (2) it has to be either a Why? or HowTo article (so that the article can actually be finished in an hour, and so that there's some direction, and because that's more interesting). What do you think?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 04:18)

Yeah, sounds good. I'll drop in your talk page tomorrow with my topic. --THE 11:54, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

I accept your challenge!! But here's the issue: This might end up being unfair for some users because they may not be able to write as well and there is no law that says they can't write an article just because some expert got it "better". The lowly noob deserves a shot and all users should be allowed to recieve a private pee by a judge before the final submit is due, so that they all come in with decent articles.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 02:52, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

lol, uh, I didn't challenge you! Wait until I challenge you again. This isn't a contest, it's just for fun, so it doesn't matter how good it is.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 22 / 13:51)

We could also add a rule where we have to use a designated picture in the article, no matter how random it is, and make it fit with the rest of it. That's a new idea I just had...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 23:40)

User:Ljlego/America

I got off my ass and actually wrote something today. Let me know what you think.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:51, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... don't people normally sit down when they write articles?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:15, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Nothing about me is normal. Nothing except my bodily functions and makeup, plus most of my regular habits. I guess I am pretty normal. Oh well, I was speaking proverbially. Get your Maine friend to respond, punk.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:27, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

He writes articles standing while wearing make up, I guess.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 17:10)

Pfft, who doesn't? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:31, Dec 23

I prefer to write articles while yodeling, but that's just me. I'll check out the America article shortly, Ljlego, once I've finished sorting through my irritatingly long watchlist. --THE 19:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. I mean, I'm listening to "Benny the Bouncer" by Emerson Lake and Palmer. I'm not on the good sounding music yet, so much is sounding good to me. My neighbor's an axe murderer, coincidentally, but the noise isn't so bad.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:54, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

yeah

yeah im kinda half back but not really... you got writer of the monthed!

Yeah, well I got nominated anyway :). Welkum back! --THE 19:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Go ahead when you're ready, THE

I can't promise I'll be online much, but maybe try in the morning (USA west coast time)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 04:14)

Yeah, I didn't get the chance to log back on yesterday, and I probably won't be on tomorrow or the day after, because I think they're vaguely associated with a winter holiday of some sort. But I'm on right now, as you can probably tell. Are you? --THE 19:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Yep!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 19:44)

Excellent! D'you have the time to do the KONTSEST????? --THE 19:47, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

AYE! And I think I've got your article title warmed up!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 19:48)

Excellent! I had an article title planned for you, but I seem to have forgotten it. No idea why. Perhaps it had something to do with hitting myself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times. Hey! There's a title. Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times. Oh, I am CRUEL! --THE 19:54, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Here's your stupid thing: Why?:are there voices coming from the closet GO!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 19:56)

My suggestion of Why?:Knot? will have to go to me, I suppose.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Tank you, tank you

I tank you for having a go at my rewrite of The Master of Love. Did the rewrite improve the content? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, the new version is much better (which is saying a lot. It's hard to top comedy like this: "Around 1645 B.C, The Master was Hospitalized after a Minja kicked him in the head with a Dolphin"). --THE 00:41, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Do you have the strength...

...to proof read Oprah Winfrey which I quickly rewrote. It was on VFD and for as much as I hate the woman (yeah, everybody didn't get a free car) the original article was so bad I felt compelled to help her. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:29, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'll take a look. *Puts on proofreading gloves*. *Bursts into flames* Dammit, those were my spontaneous combustion gloves! --THE 18:24, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:22, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Unoledrill

You know the drill. Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance --Polystyrene Man 21:41, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm purty sure it was pg. 136, A + B. And when I say I'm purty sure, I mean my certainty is somewhere between 20 and 30 percent. --THE 21:44, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

i liek u, u liek me? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:33, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Marginally. --THE 01:35, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

User talk:TheLedBalloon <-- Go there and scroll down to "ok, serisouly." I'm Leoispotter pretending to not un-be Polystyrene Man who isn't me being Leoispotter. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Who???? Where??? --THE (or is he???) 14:23, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm Baaaaack

I've missed you! Nonsense just isn't the same without you... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:55, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Howdy. Welkum back. --THE 16:45, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Join us comrade!

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You have shown yourself as a worthy contributor to unc and have the skills and experience to help make uncyclopedia a better place. I joined. Why don't you, comrade?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 20:20

I akcept axsept akxkept accept! --THE 23:09, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Wise choice, comrade. To confirm your registration post your request for registration on UNSOC (already done) and register here. Thank you.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 6 00:00

GHARRG

GHARRG GIVE ME LAB AND OR LAB DATA I AM COOKIE MONSTER --Polystyrene Man 00:07, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

SHIT. I forgot about that. I haven't started yet. Thanks for reminding me. Woo, we'll have fun tonight! --THE 00:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Are we only s'posed to answer the kwestions in the packet and staple the graffs to the back, or do we have to do a fully fledged lab reprort? And do you have the data we got in the lab written down, or will you need me to E-mail you it? And what's it like to be Cookie Monster? --THE 00:47, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

WE ONLY HAVE TO ANSWER THE QS, NO FULLY FLEDGES SEAGULLS. I HAVE NO DATA, NEITHER DOES RYAN. WE MUST GET AHOLD OF SOME SOON. BEING THE COOKIE MONSTER IS A DEBILITATING DISEASE AS IT MEANS I CAN ONLY TYPE IT CAPS AND HAVE TO END ALL OF MY MESSAGES WITH GHARRG (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MY FIRST MESSAGE) GHARRG

--Polystyrene Man 00:50, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Alright, I shall send via E-Mail messages the data to your desktop. Did you remember to take my CD out of your bag. E-mail is coming. --THE 01:01, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

MANY THANKS SIRE. YES, NOT ONLY DID I TAKE THE CD OUT OF MY BAG BUT I ALSO RIPPED IT IN HALF UPON MY COMPUTER [THOUGH I HAVE NOT YET LISTENED TO IT] GHARRG --Polystyrene Man 01:11, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

You is welkum. --THE 01:15, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

GHARRG --Polystyrene Man 01:26, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Has you seen the edits?

The edits on User:Ljlego/America?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:04, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

I looked them over quickly a little while ago. I'll be able to make a more in-depth swoop of edits tomorrow, or the day after (as tonight I have to do some work that, as usual, I've put off...) --THE 01:15, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:14, Jan 14

America

The fruits of our labor, finally sown! Feel free to continue working, adding, and removing, at will. Huzzah!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:02, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Aha, excellent! I'll probably add some more to it this weekend, unless I forget. In which case I probably won't. --THE 22:54, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Tobaccey! Priceless...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)

Glad ya liked it :). --THE 15:54, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:49, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Oe haie thare!

I noticed ywr adopting, and also registered that I'm still a n00b and would like to be adopted :P I think you're an absolutely great article writer is why i want to be coached by yew :P I forgot the AAN template blah blah anyway, will yew? ^^ --~Fag x FS 16:28, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll adopt you...if you promise to behave better than My last disastrous adoptee... :D --THE 18:29, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

I promise, I'm a good boy :P --~Fag x FS 08:58, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Adopted! Any need of advice, proofreading, help with articles, illicit drug deals, etc., just drop in here, and I'll gladly ignore you :). Adopted! --THE 20:12, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Hehe :P well, I just made an (unfinished) article called Epic Fail!. I've stuck it in pee Review, any thoughts? ^_^ --~Fag x FS 18:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

I piddled on it for ya. Hope it helped! --THE 20:53, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review Request

Hi, seeing as you you're active and you did a few good reviews recently, would you mind reviewing Fat Americans for me? Thanks! --Æ 00:07, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, no problem, I'll do it tomorrow after class. I like the title! :) --THE 02:00, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! That was a good review. I started working on it though I didn't finish as I'm to lazy to do so. Consume this:

Rejoice, THE! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

---

--Æ 22:31, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

And I'm done (I think)! I only worked on the last two sections as you said the first three were strong (though I did change the caption as suggested). VFH worthy?--Æ 01:17, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm really quite a lousy judge of VFH worthiness, though I suppose I'd vote for it. Perhaps if you asked a few people on IRC if they thought it was worthy too you'd get a better picture. --THE 11:56, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

I posted this on VFH--Æ 00:58, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Epic Fail!

Hey, I took all of ywr suggestions on board, and now I've self-nommed it on VFH 'cos I thought improving it from 40 would surely make it worthy of VFH :P I hope --~Fag x FS 15:24, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Voted! Looks like it's doing good so far. Good job :). --THE 11:56, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: VFH'd America

Kip suggested that we hold off on featuring that article until Independence Day (July 4th for you heathen Brits out there). I suggested that we vote on the feature now and then if it passes just wait 'til the fourth to display it. Irony is fun. Anyway, I wanted to consult you on this matter. /you END!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:12, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I have no problem with this idea, we'll just have to let one of the admins know of our plan. Also, as I see you mentioned to Kip, this could lend itself to a rockin' fourth of july reskin. --THE 16:23, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Can I mess round with Cereal please

I just saw a way to improve on it. Like when I was reading it in Pee Review. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Go ahead, have a go at it :). I'll just chop out the listy section, as you suggested. Thanks for the review! --THE 18:12, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

~Fag x FS

Tonight at 11:00pm (10:00pm Central)

I ask sincerely that you assist me.
This manuscript needs help from those like thee
who, at the sight of it, can swiftly see
the potential it holds to be funny.

Iambic pentameter is quite fun
when writing a short message to someone.

--Anakin 20:42, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

I shall be delighted to take a look at thine article.

I can't think of anything that rhymes with "article."

--THE 20:54, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Well, the script is certainly looking good so far. My advice for the moment is to make sure you vary the kontent for the various interviews, to avoid becoming repetitive with the "Camera" jokes. I'm really liking the idea for this, there's a lot of potential for hilarious absurdity. Perhaps Mercutio should mistake the video camera for some sort of dreadful monster? Also, you could provide some nice satirical commentary on the American media if you wanted...like, it could end with some nice, profound, poetic, romantic dialogue between Romeo and Juliet, but then the interviewer could cut them off and say they aren't interesting enough, and he'd rather do a special on Micheal Jackson or Britney Spears or something. --THE 21:14, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Does we did have French tonight? Also, icycle rhymes with article -J

I don't think we does. --THE 19:36, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

HETEROtalk!

Hey there :) I gots me a new article, Hetero (prefix). I've stuck it on pee review, and would like to know what yew think of it, how I can improve it and how to finish the article. Thanks x} --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 08:58, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

At first glance, it looks pretty awesome, especially the last section. I can give you a fully-fledged pee review with suggestions and stuff, or possibly tonight if I have time. Nice job! --THE 20:07, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni thanks you snubs Academy for years of dickery.

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:23, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

TREE is KEM

Stranges questions: Whats weres thes questions fors chemistrys (whats numbers?) Thank --Polystyrene Man 22:16, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

9, elebben, forTeen, 17, Twenty Deux, Twenty Sebben, THIRsTY, 31, and 4this is a subliminal message0. --THE 22:37, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Never mind, I got them from Ry-

What's this?

Thank you, kind sir --Polystyrene Man 22:49, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Yay. You voted for me!

/me hugtackles Teh THE! I wuv wu... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:24, 28 Feb

You're welcome. It's nice to feel wuvved. --THE 23:28, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Yay! I like this community. One of the few where I don't get penalised for hugging people. Most seem to be even flattered. /me squeaks happily and bounces off to do some more no good (from Wikipedia's point of view)... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:38, 28 Feb

Thanks be to you!

Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... 03:38, 1 March 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(Muahahahaha!))

Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:54, Mar 1

No problem. Congratulations, good sir! --THE 20:27, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Late Thanks

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:55, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Pee review

All glory be to you! Javascap has reviewed your article on the Spanish-American war! Check it out!

Warm regards, Javascap 19:59, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

I saw the additions to the Spanish American War and I must say that, simply, they are EPIC! GREAT JOB!!! Javascap 03:25, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks! Glad they made an improvement! --THE 21:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

2012 elections

Hi, I added a video to your article - you're welcome to contribute to it and edit it. IdoSet 10:18, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, cool! I watched part of it this morning, and planned to look at the rest now but the video thing doesn't work on my laptop :(. I'll definitely check it out later though, once I'm back on a computer that actually works *presses the space bar and is promptly engulfed in smoke* --THE 21:30, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:46, Mar 21