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#uncyclopedia
Just kept pushing didn't you. Come back tomorrow where I hope you'll be on your best behaviour. :) —Braydie 01:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
- You should be unblocked now, if you're not then I've probably screwed something up. Leave a message on my talk page if you are. Thanks. —Braydie 14:57, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
A napalm victim is you!
If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased. The great and noble knight Kalir |
Enjoy! --Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 01:27, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!
Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely! | |
Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw |
--El Zoof 10:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Hi!
Don't do it pls
Noooooooooooo bitch, don't e-kill yerself. Zombieninja666
UGotM Log
For those of you who don't know, I am running for Useless Gobshite of the Month for March 2007. So far I have 1 against and 9 for votes. I was nominated by UNKNOWNFILE after an incident in ED's chatroom and being banned for 2 hours by Hinoa for giving him a Bucket of Piss award. So far, it looks as though I will win that award. Thank you to all who voted "for". --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
Actually, you are deserving of another:
You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
Ah, fuck it, just take a hundred if you want. -- 23:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
It still looks like I'll win UGotM March 2007. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:02, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
YOU LOST, LOL -- 19:39, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
k um
Stop lying and changing the thing to "(note: this is a hoax)" plz. Zombieninja666
Jesus Freak Atheist
Are you following me? I just removed the construction tag, and already you put ICU on it. Jeez... Jesus Freak Atheist 21:34, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
- Ok. I just switched the ICU with WIP. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:36, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. Jesus Freak Atheist 20:53, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Forum redirection
As you may have gathered, you can't move Forums out of the Forum space without them disappearing. e.g. Forum:Who wants their userpage huffed? Just so's you know. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:26, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
ahem
- 15:59, 24 March 2007 (hist) (diff) User:Lstarnes/HowTo:Kill Everyone (moved User:Lstarnes/HowTo:Kill Everyone to User:Starnestommy/HowTo:Kill Everyone: ...) (top)
- 15:59, 24 March 2007 (hist) (diff) m User:Starnestommy/HowTo:Kill Everyone (moved User:Lstarnes/HowTo:Kill Everyone to User:Starnestommy/HowTo:Kill Everyone: ...) (top)
--UNKNOWNFILE 20:33, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
- I don't think you get it, UNKNOWNFILE. He is my brother, and he just wanted to borrow my computer for editing. He just happened to know my password. And this account was established before his was, so shouldn't he be my sockpuppet? And why are you stalking me? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:58, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Quick question
This is about IRC Bible. Just wondering why that was apparently huffed, if you know, and if it's possible to get the data back, since I neglected to back it up, which I hopefully won't do again. I thought it was humorous and in the vein of the war game articles with plenty of room for expansion and I am disappointed that it appears to have been summarily deleted. --Hrodulf 01:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- I don't know... Try asking Zombiebaron. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:06, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- This entry is on my watchlist:
- (diff) (hist) . . N IRC Bible; 23:35 . . (+31) . . Starnestommy (Talk | contribs) (←Redirected page to Uncyclopedia:Chat)
Wa-hey! Free Food!
Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב |
RabbiTechno 11:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Cs1987 has a few things to say...
Firstly, welcome back!
Secondly, I would like to give you this:
Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
for your recent contributions, particularly in QVFD.
Finally, just a reminder to try and get the article titles exactly right when you enter them in QVFD. I noticed you added Lee Douglas and Jimmy G, neither of which have ever existed. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:59, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Sig
Hey, your sig seems to be spilling code. Please put in {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Starnestommy/sig}} into the Nickname box on preferences. Then cross the raw signatures box. You might need to change User:Starnestommy/sig for wherever your sig page is. —Braydie 18:51, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Mmmmm Children
The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!! | |
Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012 |
02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Ta.
Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. | ||
And a second one. Don't you feel special? |
And, of course, bonus points for finding a picture of said rock. Ta. --El Zoof 07:29, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Blanking and qvfd
Please don't blank stuff if you're adding it to qvfd, because then the admin who deletes it has to check the history as well, and just makes more work for them. Also, you shouldn't qvfd them if they have a construction tag on, even if they're short. They'll be checked in a week anyway. As you were, citizen. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:04, 9 Apr 2007
On deletion policy
I noticed you ICU'd the article "Zepplin." As the article was simply a bunch of botched HTML coding, the proper method of dealing with it would have been to place it on QVFD. If you need any more help with the deletion policy (and as long as you've been here, I highly doubt it), consult UN:DEL. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 15:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- Also, it's highly recommended that you use one of the subtags with the ICU template. For more details on the subtags, see here. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 13:08, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
Welcome templates
For future reference, welcome templates should be substituted into the page. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:32, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
It was a pleasure
It's a long held tradition up here that the loser gives an award - a cookie, ninjastar or, preferably, a custom-tailored award - to the one who have beaten him in chess (actually, I'm making this up just right now, but I think it's cool). At least if I ever had been beaten, I would award the victorious - I promised this to DiZ, but our never-ending game is still going on. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 04:34, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
My Article
You tagged my article The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution with an ICU about two seconds after I created it. Uhh...what exactly is wrong with it? Too short? Too grotesque? Just plain stupid? Please let me know so I can rescue it, or let it die. --THE 14:01, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
- Oops. Damn OCD. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 14:05, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
Things Hidden In Food
Hey, I was just creating this article and you tag it right away??? Please take a look at it again. I know it needs a little more work and I have plenty of additional ideas yet to come. Regards – Preceding unsigned comment added by BlackInkWriter (talk • contribs)
- OK. ICU removal accepted. Almost looks good enough to eventually put on VFH. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 12:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Wow, thanks! I'll immediately continue with improving it if you say so ... --BlackInkWriter 15:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Hi! I'm quite finished with the article and I wondered whether you think it's worth to be nominated for a VFH ... BlackInkWriter
- It looks good enough to put on VFH. I'll even ask for others to vote on it. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:40, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks a lot! I'm really positively surprised. I'd give you a cookie in return, but you already received so many, I guess it would just make you roly-poly ;) BlackInkWriter
So, how does that work around here, shall I add some VFH tag to the page? I dunno. Well, I did put the article on Pee Review some time ago, but it hasn't been reviewed yet. Regards, BlackInkWriter
Nah, alright, I changed my mind. Here you go, a diet cookie ... --BlackInkWriter 08:40, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks for voting, ftw?!????111
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Jeffrey the Dancing Banana has blessed this article, |
For voting for Happy Feet at VFH. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:52, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Mentos
One minute after I created Mentos, you put an ICU tag on it. I know it needs work, it's a work in progress, that's why I put the under contruction tag on it. :-) It's not easy coming up with funny things to say about Mentos, and it will be some time before I would consider removing the under construction tag. --Dr. Chuck 23:57, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
- Damn you, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 00:40, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Twin Suns
I KNOW you would wan to join the new squadron. So much crappy articles made me do it. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 01:06, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- Joined. Now returning to RC patrol. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:34, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
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Sorry you think my writing is shit...but last I checked I had -2 votes for being banned...hmmm...--Timthe3nchanter 03:40, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Welcoming
Re: that spammer with the huge name that began with Order that I can't remember. Just for my future welcoming reference, what's the point in welcoming that kind of lowlife? 22/04 20:06
- That was Template:Oh Dear, which is the opposite of a welcome. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:20, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
.js
You need to change it to stop it from appearing on the MTU maintenance page. I assume that you've left out a nowiki tag somewhere. —Braydie 17:33, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
- FU SPANG. I copied the script straight form his repository. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:07, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Thnx 4 Ur Vote
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Even though I didn't win or even get 2% of the popular vote (like the Socialist Party), I'll still continue to think I'm more powerful than you.
Oh, and you might wanna consider archiving some of your talk page. It's getting mighty long. --EMC [TALK] 16:10, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
WTF?
I added two or three pages earlier today and I check back later and they're all gone. What's up with that? --Smith55js 04:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)Smith55js
- It seems as though the sysops thought it was vain. The revisions have only been deleted from the user-accessible part. Ask one of them to copy it into your userspace. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 04:29, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
ICU, golly
That was quick. I see Stephen Hawking ran over my cat as an exercise in absurdity, but it is what it is. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
VOTES COUNT
Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Hey! Someone took a bite out of it! |
Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Ewww...it's gone bad. |
Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Hey! All the choklit chips are missing! |
Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Mmmmmmm, A Jam Cookie. Yum. |
Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Woah! It's red hot! |
yay! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 17:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Changed back Pokemon (Show)
I aprediate your trying to fix up the page. However, there are a few things you must realize:
- 1. This page is under construction. Could you please wait until it is finished?
- 2. I'm trying to stay true to what ACTUALLY happened. Your addition had nothing to do with the article
- 3. It just wasn't funny damnit. Mine isn't either, but at least people get an idea what the fuck I'm talking about. This isn't Fisher Price!
- 4. I take my work as seriously as possible on this site. Damn, that's ironic. But really, I want to fix the shitty pokemon area.
Thanks for letting me get my rant out. Don't vandalize the page anymore, unless it is a serious edit. I have to go now. Someone vandalized my user page again... Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
I apologize for the accidental revert, I had accidentally mistaken it for vandalism because I forgot to actually look at the changes first. For future reference, please use an edit summary to help editors differentiate between vandalism and constructive editing. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC)- See below:
Here are the answers to all the above questions, in order:
- 1. I have stopped all edits to it, and will avoid editing it in the future.
- 2. Which addition? The edit to the article, or the comment I made here?
- 3. The old version wasn't funny, but I reverted due to a rather bad habit of reverting large edits( page size change is > +/- 1k). This was also due to me not actually looking at the difference between revisions. I'll start editing more carefully.
- 4. I'd also like to see that section fixed. It looked horrible before your edit.
Also, I'd like to reiterate that this was not vandalism, just a mistaken revert. I hope you'll be able to forgive me for the revert, and I also wish that that article eventually gets featured. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:32, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Hodgepodge
Remember, way back when, you reviewed a fledgling article called Hodgepodge? Well, I took your advice, made it better (a 45 on a new Pee Review) and put it up for VFH. If you would like, please vote for it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:22, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
ICU again
Do not ICU pages that have {{construction}} on them. If they don't work on it, it'll have the same effect anyway, and if they do, then it can be dealt with. There should be something about that in UN:DEL or UN:ICU. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:22, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For voting for Hodgepodge. Maybe, if we try hard enough, next time we'll get it up and you'll get a full cookie. If you want to help, vote for the new VFH in the sig.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Er, why the rapid revert?
I'm puzzled. I went thru the David Cameron article doing basic copyediting stuff, unredding links, correcting spelling mistakes, fixing syntax and my changes were reverted in minutes. I assume I'm doing something you don't consider appropriate: care to enlighten me on what it is, so I can not do it in future? It's just that the article is now all red links and spelling mistakes, and it's going to drive me nuts. P.S. I don't have IRC, email or a talk page, so could you please respond here. Failing that, stand by your window and shout really loudly. 152.78.254.72 02:37, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
- Olipro mentioned that he didn't like that article due to a vast number of changes. I must've misunderstood him. You may want to use the "show preview" button in the future. P.S.: If you have a web browser, the CGI Gateway should work. No installation required. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
- Got it. Thanks 4 your help, & thehint about the gateway. 152.78.254.72 03:48, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Forgive the generic template, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for answering my questions on IRC without sarcasm or "you didn't know that? we must excommunicate you!" Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:24, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
VERY IMPORANT, MORTAL
FREDD has extended an invitation for you to join the mighty Unda Construction
in doing so, you ensure your survival, on the day of reckoning,
when Unda Construction finishes their master plan.
To accept this invitation go to the User page of our mouthpeice,
FREDD, go to the discussion page,
and type i accept. Do not forget to sign your comment.
Shortly after a template shall appear on your user page
declaring you as an official member
to decline, hide in a box and die. that is all. --Unda Construction
- Declined, and deleted. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 18:37, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
- 01:48, 28 May 2007 Savethemooses (Talk | contribs) huffed "Unda Construction" (DESTROYED!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!)
Global Cooling
In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.
Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool. |
- - Slithy Tove 06:49, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
cow
here you are ya whiner.
Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Red Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations |
The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN spoon!!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Had a look at this, what do you think now? --WesternLotus 13:45, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
Thanks a Bundle | ||
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Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? | Whoops. Wrong logo. |
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)