User:TheNewYarkov

“Furthermore, the war confirmed Mr. Brandeis's outright rejection of sentimentality and even, to some extent, humanitarianism.”

~ Unrelated Quotes Guy on TheNewYarkov

“I'm so hungry, I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck”

~ Frenzal Rhomb on Unsanitary behaviour

“Everything tastes like chicken, except for chicken. Chicken tastes like goat. Goat tastes like chicken.”

~ Ancient Proverb

“It sounds like typewriters eating tinfoil, while being kicked down stairs.”

~ Dylan Moran on TheNewYarkov

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Pshooww!!!

My user page

This is my user page. It's where I go when I'm bored and want to look at some explosions. Articles by FREDD

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Kablammo!!!

ru-0

This User Wishes they were Russian.

ru-0

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user should not be trusted.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, TheNewYarkov also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

                   Not anymore, something to do with vandalising PilotGuy's userpage
                   Also I had another acount, the new yakov, but it's blocked to.
                    iv got an account on illogicopedia too.  Plaghnerat