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the Mhaille hammer

I enjoyed your homoerotic retort to Mal Contentia, whomever the hell that is, on my talk page. Therefore, I appoint to you the title Deacon "The Hammer" Mhaille, Fellow UnNews Henchperson (like you're not already), arse kicker extrodinaire, and World Class Shite Managememt Consultant. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:47, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Would you kindly mind

Finishing the job on our friend here who seems to be a sockpuppet of an infinibanned vandal? Thanks. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 00:36, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Lets see if that does the trick? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Ahhh, the air is so much more fresh now. Thanks! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 06:32, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:01, 24 December 2006 (UTC)


Santa cross money.png Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas.png|

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:13, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:08, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Chimp Santa.gif NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa.gif
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

herr doktor needsAshuttle Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Revert Request

cowbell has been vandalised, revert 4 versions back. 01:01, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Christmas, la'. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 17:07, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

To my bestest buddy. I actually don't drink, so maybe we could skip the liquor-induced freezing-to-death thing and just have a non-alcoholic egg nog by a roaring fire and watch something funny. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:41, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Humbug.gif Codeine proffers you a Humbug
as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin
(but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

“If I could work my will, every idiot that goes about with "Against" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart”

~ Ebenezer Scrooge on People who don't vote for Mhaille's articles

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:29, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 18:48, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Now archive your damn talk page... dammit. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Wait! Don't archive it yet!

NavyXmas.JPG ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!

Now archive it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Hannukah.jpg Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

No, no, NOW you can archive. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

ApocalypseDeathMetal.jpg Citizen! The Death Metal Bread comes to you!!
He brings you Christmas tiding, so you'll be happy again!

--General Insineratehymn 23:39, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


The missing stats have been tracked down to a hidden den somewhere in the depths of the servers. I havn't found out why they aren't on the list yet. I'll let you know if I do -- sannse (talk) 22:31, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes or No?

It would be appreciated if you could NRV this. BoA goshzillacorrespondence 10:06, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Anfony Huffing

I twas' not done with my Anfony article! It needn't be huffed! I'll give ya 5 bucks to put it back on!

As much as I'd love to cough it back up for you the content is against the Vanity Policy of the website, in that the individual you are writing about is a non notable person. Also the article was peppered with links to various sex related websites, which would to most people look like either spam or worse.
Although the style and formating are very good its not the sort of articles we're looking for here. Its funny enough though that I'm sure you'll be able to come up with something that is. :) If you need any help just yell.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Merry Christmas

Unbookslogo.png Santa Claus has given you an UnBooks voucher for Christmas.
This voucher can be exchanged at any UnBooks store for an UnBook.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:12, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Mince Pies

Mince piesb.jpg Braydie has awarded you some mince pies!
For voting for Separation Issues.

Heh, there you go. --—Braydie 19:37, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Moved page

Your page marked "Work in Progress" was moved to User:Mhaille/Frog Wars after 7 days with no activity (well actually, it was more, but I kept trying nagging instead... you seem horribly nag-resistant). Feel free to move it back when it's ready (or don't, see if I care, this bit is just here to be nice to newbies, and as you aren't one... meh...). -- sannse (talk) 21:42, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Per Yngve Ohlin

Some other guy wrote that thing about his name being fred. I was about to correct it. I'm going to recreate it if thats cool with you. The guys name was Mr.Briggs by the way. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cronos12390 (talk • contribs)

Sign your Comments Please. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:30, 28 December 2006 (UTC)


Just like to say thanks for the testimony.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot.JPG "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 17:40, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Ban this IP

Give me 45mins then ban this IP, it's a tinternet cafe in London Village.-- 16:55, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Don't delete Sil Vous Plat

Please don't delete my article on Pie Rows, it is a work in progress between me and other individuals, and will be complete within 24 hours. Feel free to re-evaluate it if you still hate it then.

I deleted the first one because it was a broken redirect. Why don't you add the {{construction}} tag to the article, OR build it in your User Space {just add "/articlename" to the URL after your User page address? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

What's with andy?

Didn't like that then? I was going to give him 5 mins to put the constrution tag on. Oh well, it wasn't mine :)... I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 15:08, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

It looked like it was going to be a vanity piece, what with the reference to "some schoolkid". -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Hmm, I was going to see where it was going. Ah well. Congrats on the UOTY award :) I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 15:18, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I feel giddy and deeply honoured that I'm even in the running for it. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
He doesn't want to down without a fight, does he? Can I help in some way? I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 15:52, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Redirection Request

Encyclopaedia Dramatica. All similar ones redirect to the same article (and they're protected). Please? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:11, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

And could you redirect Template:Title-left to Template:Title? --AAA! (AAAA) 12:05, 2 January 2007 (UTC)


For Stoppin' Gobshite Vandals. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 19:51, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm back....

...the living being from inside of me is no longer living off the host. My breasts are huge and I have strange dreams, so I figured it was a good time to return to Uncyclopedia before the Being grows to the point where its mobile and I lose all freedoms. Hope you missed me. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:17, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow...and I was only thinking about you yesterday. Spooky, huh? You know that baby thing, well we worked out what was causing it and put a stop to it. Took us a while to figure it out though. Things are about the same here, anything can and invariably does happen. We're just voting for the Top 10 Articles of 2006 which I'm sure you'll rush along to asap.
Glad to have you back....boy or a girl, by the way? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I haven't noticed. I'm just greatful that it has ten fingers and ten toes and and an intestinal track that works harder at producing results than most motovational speakers ever accomplish. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:18, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
The best way to check is the same method we used to sex guineapigs. Hold them up, facing you, and if they look like they would suit pearldrop earings its a girl. I've also heard that boys "rattle" when you shake them. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Chopping on Demand

Thanks —Braydie at 23:27, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't delete Con!

Please don't delete my article on Con. There's a story behind it between me and several friends. Could you please tell me what we can do to make it better?

Sadly there's nothing you can do to make it better as it is against the sites Vanity Policy. No matter how funny it might be we have a site policy not to allow articles about non notables. Sorry. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Goa Tse

Don't you think you should unprotect it now (at least to semi-protection)? --AAA! (AAAA) 10:40, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Azure Huffed

I saved as a placemark as I am having connection issues at the moment the the article was unfinished and under construction. I go to save the larger version to find the article huffed. I plan to recreate it. However, if this pointless let me know.

Sorry, it looked like a vanity article to me, which is against the roolz. If its important to you I can move it to your userspace? Let me know.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Oh it's cool it is actually spoof article about the leader of pagan/atheist cult and his background, as well as an outlet for some satirical yet rancid humor. --Proximale 08:55, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Humour about pagans? We can't have that. Mhaille lifts aloft his mighty athame...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Ahh shucks, I think I am going to go be emo now... --Proximale 08:58, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Opinion please

Mhaille, could I get your feedback on this Image:Dreamvaders2a.gif image? I also have it in a png file, while is much clearer. Am I onto something or am I smelling my gas? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:57, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

I prefer Darthvaderarmyofone.png (though you could do with removing that patch of white behind his right hand. But thats just me. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Do we have any policy for treating plagarism?

As per Talk:Dihydrogen monoxide? Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:26, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Stupid redirects

Some fucking idiot user keeps redirecting Australia to HMP Australia; a copy-paste but with crap changes. I didn't want an edit war, so I thought I'd ask an admin for assistance. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:39, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:27, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

(serious) but quick question...

Is all wiki markup that I got used to in WP available here? eg noinclude, wikitables etc thanks anger2headshot 21:24, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Wiki Markup is available here, but remember that if you want to use specific templates, etc you would have to copy them across. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


whyd you delete my article on Tyson Syndrome>? please let it exist for just two days please. thanks --K4N9St3R 16:00, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Hi, it was deleted because the site has a Vanity Policy, which will mean that either I or another Admin will delete it on sight, or another user will tag it for deletion. I'm afraid we can't make exceptions in any case. You could however put it in your userspace, using say User:K4N9St3R/Tyson Syndrome which would keep it safe if it is important to you. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I've been blocked

Hey, you just blocked my account because you think I'm a vandal. I disagree. I have been doing what I believe is my part to make Uncyclopedia a funnier place, and I've been adding NRVs and vanity2's to pages I believe deserve it. If admins disagree with the pages I've labelled, then they can choose not to delete the pages. I am no vandal. Can you explain the block to me? YouFang 15:03, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

It happened to me as well, I closed the browser then opened it again and I was able to edit again. It just seems like a bug. —Braydie at 14:55, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
Me too. I just clicked back and pressed "save page" again and it worked second time around. 15Mickey20 15:01, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
FascinatingYouFang 15:03, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
It also happened to me. --General Insineratehymn 15:25, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

For blocking everyone . —Braydie at 15:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry for my irate words! 16:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
(sigh) My browser said I was logged in, but I wasn't. The preceeding comment was me. YouFang 16:53, 13 January 2007 (UTC)


Did you ban me earlier on today? Weri long wang 15:35, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry, it was an accident and happened to everyone. All edits were getting assigned to one vandal IP, so when the IP got blocked the entire site went with it. All fixed now. -- Paw print.jpg 15:53, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I checked a load of edits coming from my i.p. address [1]. How the hell did they get there? Nobody else uses my computer! Is this a mistake?Weri long wang 15:55, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
Wikia are looking into it, hopefully it will be resolved quickly. Sorry for any confusion. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
All fixed. Enjoy your IP. Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 16:22, 13 January 2007 (UTC)


I got this message

No one seems to know what your Fabouil article is about and it looks like something that is against the site's vanity policy. I have moved it to here for now to save it from total deletion.

And its about starting a new life. And we want to see how many people believe in what we do! Just like Pastafarians we want to spread what we believe!


Hello again, Mhaille. I have a n00bish question for you. I'd like to redirect "screenplay" to my article "screenwriting". Screenplay does not as yet exist. What must I do? YouFang 13:42, 14 January 2007 (UTC)


hello, mhaille. i added more meat to my article on fly agarics. I spent hours on it. I know thats kinda pathetic but i think i used a good blend of bull and semi-fact information. and i hope more than five people think it's funny, probably not though. At least it looks better than some of the other pages. tell me what you think. schmellbad


The comment you left on my page illustrates perfectly why this site is so good - a quick link to Biggles (an article which I hadn't yet seen) provided at least 15 minutes of amusement, particularly the reference to Wing Commander Monty Python, and on it goes...Madmatt 10:24, 16 January 2007 (UTC)


What the fuck was I blocked for!?--Metropolis 18:29, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

You were asked to stop spamming people's talk pages with images, then you left a large picture of arses on Tom Mayfair's talk page despite being asked not to carry on posting there. As the ban seems to have grabbed your attention more than the requests I'd like to ask again that you do not post on people's talk pages when they have asked you not to. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

You blocked me for two hours for spamming Tom's page.

You then blocked me for an entire month, for some reason.

What was that about???--Metropolis 13:10, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Continued trolling. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Ummm... I never continued trolling. What exactly are you talking about?