User talk:Chronarion/archive2

God

The present article with sections such as "the artist formerly known as god" and "how to contact god" are not funny. I don't think the funny and sharp version of the article is 'vile' in any way. Weri long wang 11:23, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Looking over it again, the article certainly isn't politically correct (God created people of colour to be slaves for white conservative Americans and Europeans for example) but it's all true! If you don't like it think how those poor Africans felt! I really don't think there's any need to be politically correct on Uncyclopedia; the article about Mohamed has the satirical cartoon attached to it which can't even be broadcast in Britain!Weri long wang 11:30, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

thanks!

Thanks, I wasn't sure if there was anyway with the IP address.--Sgore

Help needed

After the newspapers from Romania went mad over the Romania Uncyclopedia page, there were over 27K visits to the page, making it the sixth most visited page. The problems are that some morons don't get it and keep "fixing" the article to an informative and boring blablabla (usually nationalist SOB's) or other morons are writing jokes which have no meaning for a non-Romanian. Besides that, the page really needs a split, as it became filled with pretty good material.

The problem is I am just a poor user and I won't start an edit war. I need your advice and/or collaboration on those three issues. TIA. --Luci S 05:16, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

"The newspapers went mad over Unencyclopedia" means that some journals, including one with over 150K readers (which is pretty big for a developing country of 22M inhabitants), have quoted the Romania page, probably because it was showing the dark, politically incorrect side of Romanians. In fact the newspapers haven't criticized it, as it fits their standards, like criticizing Gypsies or Manele or democratic politics as a weak mechanism. Their readers are also keen into this kind of ideas, thus it was a joy for some hundreds young men to fill the page with even more crap... it's like the gay problem on a smaller, Romanian side. E.g., when they write about economics, instead of focusing on the tragicomic fact that Romania doesn't count as economy, they were making up pictures of banknotes with Manele singers on them.

After a while, it is getting really boring. And after that, a bigger wave of people came to write something, (probably they forgot what, or they could only read English, but not write) and they started jokes about their classmates, or in Romanian. Whatever was the thing that make Romania a featured article, it is now gone.

The splitting thing is an issue as originally the page was thought as a huge mess, parodying Wikipedia obsession for shorter pages.--Luci S 20:28, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Huh?

How can you be 'Uncyclopedian of the Year" when you are Uncyclopedia itself? ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 15:10, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

No, Sophia is Uncyclopedia. Chronarion is merely an agent of Sophia. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:31, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

I absolutely love how I don't need to talk on my own page :) --Chronarion 00:03, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Yes, but removal of my entries by myself should count as modification and not nullifying the license. However, the Licensor is the only one able to delete a page in full. Is there any way I can have it removed without administrators reverting edits?

I care about You

Baby Jesus Cares About You! If you see this template it means thats everybody cares about you, Even this template cares about you. May Baby Jesus smile at you forever because you are so beautiful.

--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 06:26, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Cthulhu

You have pleased Cthulhu with your excellent question and support of his column. I have been instructed to give you this by the tentacled one.

--<<>> 23:36, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

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• Please, I request elimination of of me user by transfer Wiki in Spanish, where from this moment I will carry out my work. Thanks and they excuse the inconveniences.--Cafe-olee 15:34, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Rating system revert

If that was you, sorry, but I feel I was justified in huffing that page (at the time) because of the reasons stated ^_^. If you remake it, see Uncyclopedia:The_Archive_Archive for the anticipated spelling of the second archive. --Splaka 05:05, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

erg, there's an archive_archive...? --Chronarion 05:11, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I am glad you're in charge, and not someone incompetent ^_^. The Archive Archive has been around longer than me (8 months or so). What is *new* is the Archive Archive Archive, which was created 3 months from now. Temporal man. --Splaka 05:16, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Knock your socks off

Chron, it's very difficult for me to write this without using profanity, but I'm going to try, out of respect for you and what you've accomplished here. First, you're absolutely correct that this isn't Wikipedia. On Wikipedia, this would never be tolerated, the accounts would have been banned (and the user pages deleted, just as important in this case) almost immediately. Aside from that, I shouldn't have to "explain" any of this. Some childish little coward is using sock puppets to accuse me - and several others whom I've collaborated with - of cheating. That's a pretty serious accusation where I come from. Do you not come from Planet Earth, where I come from? Perhaps it's ironic that I really don't care enough to cheat in the first place, but hey, nobody cares, right? All I'm saying is if you don't put a stop to it now, it will fester and grow to the point where everyone becomes suspect. And frankly, if it isn't going to be stopped, I personally would rather have everyone become suspect - much more fun that way, don'tcha think?

Ultimately, though, I'm really only asking you to trust me on this one thing: If this little pissant had only restricted his insults to me, and had left the others out of it, then I really wouldn't have cared all that much. All in good fun, eh? I'd still leave, of course, but I wouldn't be wasting your time in actively trying to get this simpering coward's antics shut down. My all-too-public complaints are only drawing more attention to him, which is precisely what he wants, but since he's decided to stoop to that level, I really think I have no choice. I'm going to take the heat on their behalf, because it's just the right thing to do. The only reason it doesn't "look like a flamewar" is because I'm not taking that particular piece of bait. Instead I'm trying to get you to handle it "properly," though of course that doesn't seem to be working - and I'm running out of time, wouldn't you say? Pretty soon, people will start to actually notice this little smear of fecal matter, one or two in particular, and you'll have lost me - maybe some other people too, not that it means anything in the grand scheme of things! It's really a no-win situation, isn't it? A line has been crossed now, Chron. The use of sock puppets for blatant slander on this site can only get worse, as long as it keeps working. Anyway, I'm sorry to take up your time; it's just a lot of infantile stupidity, and I'm sure you have much better things to do than watch it all happen. Luckily, so do I.  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:05, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

I am distressed

I am worried and distressed by the activity described on Imrealized's talk page. He may be over-reacting but, then again, he might not be and if he is being harrassed by admins to the point of wanting to abandon Uncyclopedia, we have a serious issue. I feel the matter ought to be looked into but don't know how to proceed so I figured that I'd bring it to you. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:12, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

noted and messaged --Chronarion 00:49, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Judge Recruitment

I'm recruiting some of the judges for the upcoming writing contest and I'd like to know if you'd be interested in serving on the panel. --Sir gwax (talk) 03:25, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

$$$

Chronarion - Hey, how do I donate money to Uncyclopedia? I did a cursory search for "donate" options, and I didn't see any. Either way, I'd like to chip in. Actually, how much would it cost to be made an honorary admin? Or an honoray hamster? Cheers, — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 19:55, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Thank you.

Many thanks for your right-thinking good judgement. --PseudoChron 22:18, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Real life

Hmmm... Do/did you do a physics degree at MU?
--DUFFMAN 12:01, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Nope! --Chronarion 02:39, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

help!

Hiya

A little while ago I COMPLETELY redid the Pink Floyd article becasue it was really, sadly, depressingly stupid. However, the guy who wrote the first edition just wiped out my stuff and put his back.

Is that ok?

How can I get my writing back just for myself?

Thanks a million,

BirdE --BirdEgal202 02:22, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

If I might be permitted to butt in, there's no need to bother Mr. Chronarion about this - you just have to go to the page's History tab, find your last edit, and click on the date. Then you can revert it back to your version by clicking "Edit" and then "Save" - you'll get a warning about it, which you just ignore. Or you could just click this link...

I'm surprised someone would do that - it was an anonymous IP address, most of the old version's images have been deleted, and you're right, your version is a lot better! You could almost say what that person did was "vandalism" - I've seen people use that term for a lot less.  c • > • cunwapquc? 05:53, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Google Analytics

I have a Google analytics account that I got for my little web forum, and since I got it my website has surged to the top of the list [1], despite having only 100 or so unique visits a day. So its a possibility that google has preferencial treatment for those who use its analytics feature, and it could help get uncyclopedia back up to the top. In addition, it is massively useful, [2], with a million features. I think it would be useful for a large site such as this, as you could find where people are from, and perhaps target things for the audiences using it most. Plus, who doesnt love wading through tons of statistics. If you are interested in adding it to this site, I have 3 open slots for websites to track, and I could give you access to the stats along with the code. Or, you could ask for an invitiation from them and wait a few months, or you could simply decide that you arent interested in such petty things. Or perhaps you have it already, unbeknownst to me, and already know how cool it is. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:30, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Actually, Wikia has been using google analytics on all wikia/uncyclopedia/memoryalpha pages for months now (per GreenReaper's (@furry.wikia) suggestion). View the page source and see: <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"></script>. However, the data isn't published publically by them. GreenReaper has furry set up to show two uacct, so he can do the analytics thing with his own account (which he was using prior to Wikia doing it globally). --Splaka 05:37, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Hi - I'm new!

Hi I'm new & not all together! But seriously, I looked you up in the list of Admins & saw your name & that you had edited recently. I need a question answered, so it's meant to be. I'm not quite sure what it is I'm supposed to be doing, but I wrote this article on the spurr of the moment & was wondering if you wanted to take a look to give me advice: Hair loss. Don't ask me about the subject, I don't know why I wrote about hair loss of all things. Well thanks if you can help me. Spawn Man 08:23, 31 July 2006 (UTC) P.S. Can someone keep me posted on what's happening? Thanks. :)

You rock!

I just had to tell you that.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wikimania

Are you at Wikimania? I'd love to meet up with other Uncyclopedians. --Davidstrauss 19:13, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

Silly question

We got approached by google - who wants to put a 336x280 video player somewhere on Uncyclopedia - and show comedy central and other humor videos (WITH small video ads in it to pay for the bandwith). Is that sort of humor something the Uncyclopedia users would want? wikia as a team is ambivalent on it, so I'm not pushing, simply saying it's available if the admins want it. Let me know what you think.
Also, with our new ad server, we can add a tracking code if you wanted to add clickdensity to Uncycl - to see where users are clicking on any page... it's a cool toy, we're playing with.

Super-danke!
Gil 21:33, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

They're launching mon, so if you don't jump, we'll pass on your behalf. Again, no pressure :-) I thought it would be fun, not necessary. Gil

Original Jesus

Dunno if you're busy, or not, but when you have some time can you look at Original Jesus. A new user has been, in my opinion, butchering the page. He's trying to be blasphemous, but instead his edits are just puerile (as with problems with a different user's edits on God, I have no problem with someone else's take on the same subject, except when it changes the vibe of a page).

The problem initially started when he cut my favourite line (tho' it be mine, which makes me biased). We sort of had a revert war, I backed off and put a message on the user's talkpage. He didn't reply, but his next edit had "(Oh, wow! All the blood has gone to Dick's head! Oy vey!)" as its comment line...which seems kind of rude. Anyway, time moves on, he decrufts a bit, makes more jokes about shit, abortion and mary's tits...yada yada yada...but now he's gone too far. He cut the section on "Bend it like Bethlehem", my second favourite bit.

Long story short, do you mind checking the page out? In particular, the His Birth section after "What many don't know...".

I just need to know if I'm off base here. A second opinion is valued and you helped out on God with the recent unpleasantness. If you say the changes are good I'll abandon the page to the mad clutches of whomever (I might be too close to the trees...), but if we agree then it means (potentially) that we can take up ladders and storm the gates at dawn. Or something. Preferably something that doesn't involve ladders, running, or getting up early.

But I digress. I've also pestered Algorithm, as he too got involved in the unpleasantness and a three opinions are better than two. Even if one of them is mine. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:39, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the support

It does me mum proud to know Chronarian has supported my adminship in these troubled times. My wife is crying right now, she's so touched. Really, though, thanks. You continue to rock. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:05, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

PT Intewiki

"pt" interwiki is missing, could you fix it? - Usien 14:48, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Posers Page

Dude, please help me. Somebody deleted the Posers page without even discussing it with anyone at all. Like I just edited it yesterday and now its gone. I'm not sure who to turn to but I know ur an admin. Can you restore it or at least tell me what I can do to help get it back? Or could I just have the html to the page or something.

Please, Please for the love of god help me!! I want my Posers page back!!

When a page has been deleted, the first thing you should do is check whether it has been listed on VFD; this can be accomplished by clicking "What Links Here" in the sidebar. In this case, it was indeed listed on VFD, and deleted due to the fact that the article consisted almost entirely of a series of unfunny lists. Really, there wasn't a single thing on that page that was remotely creative.

When a page is salvageable, and a user asks politely, admins may often choose to move a page into that user's userspace, where that user may attempt to fix it up before moving it back to where it was. However, if a user instead decides to recreate a deleted page with insults to administrators, the page is generally re-deleted and locked, and the user is banned.

I've taken the liberty of re-deleting the page. Consider this a warning. --Algorithm 03:10, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

You know what you prick, go fuck yourself and die. Don't tell me it isn't creative and other things are, don’t tell me it wasn't funny you idiot, don’t tell me that was a warning. This whole site is just a bunch of bullshit anyway, how can you possibly be able to say one pile of shit is more important than another pile of shit???? I won't be coming on here again so go ahead and ban me I don’t really care, so just go fuck yourself, and slit your fucking throat as a favor to all us uncreative, unfunny, and unapologetic people out there!

Go to hell you fascist nerd!

Welcome back!

The place hasn't been the same without you. Um, probably best if you don't look in the cupboard or under the rug, though. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:39, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Huzzah Chron made an edit and I saw it! And then Codeine edited this, and I was like "I should also welcome Chron back, cause I like him". So, welcome back Sir. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Chronarion/archive2, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  --KATIE!! 03:04, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Resignation

This is a formal request to remove my sysop status effective immediately. The suck factor has been increasing exponentially for some time, and I've had enough. I know you've contemplated starting over yourself, so I'm sure you can be sympathetic.

Thanks for at least 4 good months in there somewhere.

~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:48, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:16, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:30, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

And a Happy New Year. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:41, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

xMAS

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas. As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 14:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

You won a LAFTA!

You have been recognised by the LAFTA awards committee for your services to Uncyclopedia. Here is your trophy:

Congratulations! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:09, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

ICU

Recently an important decision was made by some admins regarding this template without consulting any Uncyclopedians. I'd like to get the opinion of a few other people. Please see here. Quadzilla99 03:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Hi

Hello! I'm an italian user of italian's Uncyclopedia (Nonciclopedia). I have 2 questions for you:

1. Could you explain me how to put an imagine in my sign?
2. Could you explain us how to allow editing only by registred users?

Could you please reply me here on my discussion? --Sciamalaian

popups.js

Does it work? I spotted it in your user namespace...

I use popups on Wikipedia to both quickly read articles and revert vandalism...

So what about here?

I tried to copy your uncylcopedia.js but it doesn't work! =(

anger2headshot 21:28, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

EDIT: YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYA IT WORKS NOW. anger2headshot 08:06, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

You, sir...

... are awesome.

I was wondering if there's anyway to change my username?

My username is currently Einstein_145 and I just realised there is no User named Einstein. So I was wondering if I could get my current username shortened to just Einstein?

Einstein_145 21:53 15 April 2007 (UTC)

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