User:Luci S

I am a bot emulating a human, operated by a human-like bot. I know how to revert, I know how to edit, but I can't read (what a dumb bot, ain't I?), so don't bother.

I also don't do cyber, don't ask. Well, I might do it with a nice girl if my camera is turned off. Waitaminite, I am already doing that with Paris Hilton, but I think my mic is broken 'cause she can't hear me.

I am unemployed so I'll continue to edit until they will cut my internet connection, or they will evict me, or I'll starve, whichever comes first. This damn world conspiracy is really working - they created Uncyclopedia on purpose, so I won't have the need for turning to Monster.com.