User talk:Master Pain (also known as Betty)

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All purpose Jesus

Thanks for telling me your ass fell off upon reading this one. You may notice I deleted that last little paragraph you added; don't take it personally (actually, don't take anything personally when it comes to Uncyc), I just didn't think it "added value", whatevr that means, to the article.

Also, did you notice at the bottom where I used the Old news template to link to the Billy Mays article? That's our standard way of referencing UnNews articles to some older one. The additional links you put in, while they're OK and I left them in, might be construed as overkill. It's no big deal, I just wasn't sure if you saw the link at the bottom, and so felt it was a good idea to link the article.

Also, the {{RIP|user name}} template should only be added to an article by the person who's doing the recording. It's a way to let others know that someone is doing it, so there won't be any duplicated efforts.

The All-purpose Jesus idea has been on my mind for a while now, but it didn't come together until I asked User:Mhaille to photoshop me a pic, based only on the phrase "All-purpose Jesus". His work was genius, and I was inspired by it and the Billy Mays article. Consequently, I consider this effort a collaboration of you, Mhaille, and I, not that it matters. I love it when things appear to be serendipity! Thanks for your work and high praise. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:17, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Billy Mays head explodes

Are you doing an audio for this? If so, the correct procedure is to put one of these:

{{RIP|Username}}

before when you've selected to record audio, and then use the UnNewsAudio template like this:

{{UnNewsAudio|UnNews:Article Name}}.

A general rule is to try and get the audio up within 4 hours of using the Recording In Progess template, but these are general rules, and therefore ignorable. I love the article, by the way, as you'll see on it's discussion page. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:49, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'll do the audio for it. FYI, I've been doing all of them for the last couple of months, and I pick them up as I have time, so in the future, don't put anything in related to audio when you do these stories unless you will be the one doing it yourself. With regard to top story status, that's one of those things I manage by default rather than talent. Just because I have no talent, however, does not mean I san't have my fun with noobs like you... heh heh... in Wikipedia, that would be an insult, but here, it's not. Anyway, today's top slots have been filled, but I'll evaluate it, compare it to what else gets published, and decide which slot to put it in. I may just used yours because I'm fond of you, but then, I may not because I'm evil. Thanks for the great contribution. Also, I recommend you're reading Help:How to write an UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:00, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Audio is uploaded, I'll probably move it to a top story later. Thanks for your enthusiasm. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:43, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! MASTER BETTY APPLAUDS YOU!!! NYAH!!! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 04:13, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

You'll be needing one of these soon... trust me...

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Add it to your user page to mark yourself as one of the chosen, or something. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:17, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Your nickname is disturbing Master

I must say I don't know if you're a man all shrouded in black holding a whip or perhaps a housewifr making some scons to have with her morning tea? hmmmm? :) Mordillo Hands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:

His name is actually from one of the funniest and most random movies ever. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:54, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Really? Which one? Mordillo Hands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:

Its called "Kung Pow: Enter The Fist." Not well known, but hilarious. Heres a link to the Wikipedia entry [1]. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 23:02, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

I saw that one! I just remembered! that's a cool one, even tough totaly bizzare.....Well master - everything is much more clear now! Mordillo Hands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:

Thanks, Master

For the vote for my Mr. Stingray. I can't believe how hard it is to get things to stick around here. I get dozens of lines of crap into W*k*pedia every day, but try to be funny on the Uncyclopedia, and they all carve me a new arsehole. Swampworth 23:22, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews formatting

I'm trying to catch everyone who writes UnNews to say, please capitalize only the first word and proper nouns in UnNews article titles, for consistency. You may want to peruse this quickly, it's short: Help:How to write an UnNews article. Thanks. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:16, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Original Jesus

So an obsure 80's reference is dumb, but jokes about afterbirth and diarrhea are funny? It would appear that our sense of humor differs.

I put in the L.A. Law reference as an absurd non-sequitur to illustrate the fine line between canon and apocrypha. It's supposed to be nuts. You're apparently the first person to dislike it, as that "editor's note" has survived unmolested since the beginning of April.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:55, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Now you cut "Bend it Like Bethlehem"! Madness! If you're going to change the vibe of a page so dramatically, I recommend making your own page, rather than cutting up a mature one.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:43, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Edit wars will get you banned pretty quickly. When you return, take some of Modusoperandi's advice. Mature articles don't necessarily need a complete makeover. If you want to completely redo it, either make it a new page, or create it in your userspace and post a link to that article on the talk page of the article you want to replace.

Say, for example, you wanted to substantially change Original Jesus. Instead of reverting everyone's changes, as if you're the most important person in the universe, instead create an article at some location like User:Master Pain (also known as Betty)/Original Jesus. Then post a link to that article on the Talk:Original Jesus page, and ask other people if they think it would be a good replacement.

Talk to the other users here. Get their feedback. Collaborate with them. If you just continually revert their changes, it will make the admins angry, and they will do horrible things to you. Have a nice week. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:56, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Grue's Clues

If you put Roe below Reeve, it messes up the format, conflicting with the "Hobo" section. Each section must be a certain length for the pictures to line up correctly, and because Roe's section doesn't contain a lot of information, it just screws up the format.

Grue's also a main character, yet he is at the bottom. There's no real order by importance, and since Roe is a relatively new character, he goes at the bottom. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:11, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

A petulant frenzy

I'm sorry to say, that I have absolutely no facility with Photoshop. So, I can't help you with UnNews:Update: British Prime Minister Blair Frozen in Block of Ice by Iranian Ambassador. If you go in IRC chat and ask around, you may find a taker for your request. Otherwise, maybe hunt around Uncyc to see if there's a "pic requests" page or something. Blessings be upon y'all, dude. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 10:13, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

{{Greek gods}}

I'm not even going to count the number of edits you made to {{Greek gods}}, but it sure was a hell of a lot! You know what my favourite button of all is? The delete one, obviously, but the preview comes in a close second - you should try it sometime. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:08, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Church of God the Wholly Incompetent

I don't mean to get into a revert war with you, and I did enjoy some of the changes. I reverted the latest ones, though, because the article in its original version got 16+ votes on VFH and took me a great deal of time to finish. I admit to being possessive about my articles, but I have a hard time with changes that no one consults me over. (As a sign of my good faith, I won't touch anythng you write.) I know, I know, it's a wiki. And I'll get off the stump now.--Procopius 20:23, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

• I reverted again -- but in the interests of peace, here's what I propose. I'll ask that the current version be removed from VFH, we'll restore your changes and put it back to a vote. Fair?--Procopius 22:14, 25 October 2006 (UTC)