User:Thedukeofnuke

List of userboxes that exist, but shouldn't

This user is a total UKer, and can pronounce aluminium correctly. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

uk N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk N

us G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us G

fr 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr 2

de 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch. de 1

la 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin. la 1

ns 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak. ns 2

17 E This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school. 17 E

rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N

gb N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb N

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user is a Duke because he gave lent £500k to the Labour Conservative Liberal Communist Party.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

whore This user is a whore for Wikipedia.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

HAVE MERCY This user is trapped in a world that he never made.

boy you better make a raspberry swirl

Towel This user is a frood who really knows where his towel is.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

GR Grammar Nazi, 4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie

Coat of arms of the Duchy of Nuke

Saviour of the Universe?

Perhaps not. But I have created:

• Basingrad
• Mongol wars (video game)
• Hampshire
• the Tori Amos template

and have contributed to

• Chavs
• Railway
• LOWTDEBS
• Ninja
• Mordor

as well as copyediting at least 41,028 other articles.

I am closely allied with The Freaky Brit, hereinafter referred to as TFB. We have travelled widely and conquered all a bit of the universe. Unfornunately, George Dubya Bush has shown himself to be a formidable opponent so far, as he has more nukes than me and worse spelling than TFB.

I hold authority over the Duchy of Nuke, a small area somewhere in southern England. The Duchy has been in existence since the mid-14th Century, and has the twin mottos "Letum ab Ultor" ("Death at long range") and "Blæd in Bereofende" ("Glory in Destruction"). The coat of arms a shield gules et sable parted per saltire argent, centre a trefoil.

Things are getting desperate boy, you better make a raspberry swirl