User talk:AAA!/AAArchive 1

Welcome!

Hello, AAA, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Pee Review

Thanks for fixing the link on that Pulp Novel...I spent a bit trying to figure it out, but failed. Sigh. I used to be smart. Now I just do whatever it is that I'm doing now.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:17, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to my world... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:20, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Hello there!

Listen, don't let those little Benson worshippers who nommed you for GOTM get you down, they're so low on the totem pole here that they're underground. If you ever have a question or a concern, let me know. As for the whole banning question, it's tricky, but all I can do is refer you to my thoughts on the subject.

This place can be a lot of fun, but it can also be confusing, intimidating and even a little scary. But that's okay. Enjoy the place, that's what it's here for! --Hrodulf 20:06, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

If you ever need to "talk", he's got a 976 number, too. I, for one, call it all the time...and he's right, Uncyc can be like a haunted graveyard on halloween. Just remember that it's not haunted. Or a graveyard. Or halloween. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:37, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Ah, yes. Those were the days... --AAA! (AAAA) 22:39, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey Modusoperandi, great job, flaming me and a new user on his talk page for absolutely no reason except your apparent personal mental health issues. You must be very proud of yourself. I'd tell you what to do, but you won't do it, and I really don't care, so do whatever you want. I'm not here to clean up after you. --Hrodulf 00:05, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Um, read it again. The first half is silly, and the second is backing you up, man. Sigh...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Are we still talking about this? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:20, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I tried to help reduce drama, and instead added to it. For that, I apologize.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:33, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I started working out last week, and I think I am experiencing a testosterone surge as a result, and it may be impacting my actions. Also, saying I have a 976 number does kind of suggest that I provide phone sex, and that's really not funny if you think about it. And the second half was not backing me up, it was undermining everything I was saying. For example, what's happening to this website at the moment, with admins running away screaming with their fingers in their ears, honestly is frightening the crap out of me. Tell you what, let's not let a bunch of stupid words on a website ruin our lives, huh? Shake hands? Apology accepted by the way, do you accept mine? I'm sorry also. --Hrodulf 06:16, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Accepted. The graveyard/not graveyard bit was complementary to your "uncyc can be scary" bit. /me shakes hand --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:31, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

By the way, AAA!, I don't think you have to worry about "winning" GOTM anymore. I and Modusoperandi have probably fixed it. I got nominated when I was new also, but didn't "win" either. Don't worry about it, it'll be a great story after you've written a ton of stuff, and after this Benson garbage is all but forgotten. --Hrodulf 08:40, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I wonder what i can tell my grandchildren (even though I'm only less than 17 years old...) --AAA! (AAAA) 08:42, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

You don't know what vanity means?

I recently saw a comment of yours on UN:VFD where you said that you did not know what vanity means. To know what it means, please see UN:VAIN. --General Insineratehymn 23:46, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

I got a great idea for you

You go ahead and write an article that isn't a total rip-off of AAAAAAAAA!!!!! and maybe I'll have even the slightest bit of respect for you. Bitch.--Super90 23:22, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you. Your opinion has been noted. Now GTFO. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:23, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Miller

No, I'm afraid I don't remember you. And the name's Wang, Dr. Long Wang. I'm angry enough already about people daring to misuse my name. One user even went so far as to say I supported his scientific study, when I didn't! My version of the study was actualy based on men from London. Weri long wang 16:43, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Who are you then? Do you realize I didn't get any sleep last night worying about this? Weri long wang 16:03, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I see you’ve stopped writing for that daft Wikipedia and started editing a real encyclopedia. Smart move comrade. Some day we will take down the pigs at Wikipedia. Weri long wang 23:46, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Then you're a pig too! I was going to give you membership to the Social Democrat Party today as well. Until I rememebered that it no longer exists.Weri long wang 09:30, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Peace Offering

Modusoperandi's example has inspired me to extend the olive branch of peace. I apologize for talking as much shit as I did right off the bat. In fairness to me, however, I was threatened with a fish and, as it turns out, I'm an ichthyophobe.--Super90 17:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

What a coincidence. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:34, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the sig help

Thank you. I'm a novice with codes, so it's no surprise I messed stuff up... DarthMichigan- ダアスミシガン 02:22, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:27, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll think about it. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:31, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Reverting images

Instead of reuploading a previous revision, it's usually better to ask an admin to revert. - Sikon 09:48, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Your kind behaviour on IRC

I've taken the liberty of banning you from the Uncyclopedia channel due to acting like a complete and utter arse without any provocation what so ever. Should you continue your misconduct on this site, you can rest assured I won't hesitate to expand your banishment. Cheerio! ~ sin($) ^tan(€) 12:14, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Ah, jeez. For how long? --AAA! (AAAA) 13:04, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm not planning on removing the ban as of yet. Ask me again in a couple of weeks, maybe. ~ sin($) ^tan(€) 19:06, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Note to self: Only use IRC in emergencies... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:09, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Due to your desire for bannage, I've obliged here. Please make all necessary arrangements.--<<>> 01:31, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Um, thanks? --AAA! (AAAA) 01:31, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey

What's wrong with my edits? --71.77.25.75 21:13, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

This [1]. Don't change links to something stupid, especially ED. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

HI

I see you are a member of ZIMwiki and I'd just like to say hi.

Why the revert?

Why the revert on template:USERNAME? It was helpful and you can see what it is at the moment. I won't change it back, unless we both argee. I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 10:56, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Mainly because you said you were previewing. That's all. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:58, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

-_-. Other people as well. I WAS HERE -kjhf!-

My Sig

Nicely done.

Premier Tom Mayfair has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

02:35, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

And I just did that for a laugh... --AAA! (AAAA) 05:23, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Necrophilia

Please, don't bump dead forum topics unless you have something of vital importance to add. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Fine. */me throws away shovel* --AAA! (AAAA) 23:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

BENSONBENSONBENSON

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. IF NOT, THEN I WAS JUST JOKING HAHA GET IT Benson 00:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Sure. I'll join. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:51, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

uh

hey, im sorry i keep deleting that thing. I am completely new to the whole uncyclopedia thing, and that is my first article. I just want to know what i am doing wrong, I mean, i have been trying to follow the truth, (aside from the fact that Moe was a dino, and Curly Joe ate Joe Besser) what do i need to change to stop getting those things at the bottom? and more importantly, is anyone else reading the article? Like i say, I am as clueless as a giraffe...that has has been electricuted with a electric ray of cluelessness or something. If its not to much trouble, could you maybe give me a few pointers or something? Thanks --Arborguitars 01:59, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't Do That

Sockpuppetry doesn't happen that often. It was discussed on the IRC with the admins present. 03:35, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

I know. I changed my mind and began moving it back but my browser crashed. I think I've fixed it now... --AAA! (AAAA) 03:37, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about editing your page with the vanity thing.

I was pretty much throwing in random bullshit with my other page, because that's pretty much what everyone does in the site. I know that I screwed up badly, and I didn't notice until I read the rules, which is why i felt pissed about you putting that thing up in my page. I made a mistake and i'm sorry bout it d00d. – Preceding unsigned comment added by LegendaryLamerDPD (talk • contribs)

MY user page.

Thanks, although I prefer new-MC6 Hank. Btw, are you really ariez? Hank J. Wimbleton

No, that was just a joke. Someone was calling out "Ariez?", so I decided to answer. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:05, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

WOTM

Thank you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:50, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't mention it. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:07, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Cheer up, mate

I understand that you like to nurture some articles, but could you please open the door for other editors? If you don't like and image, could you at least explain why you don't like it before baleeting it? Thanks. --Who cares? 06:26, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Hi [2]

Underrated Uncyclopedian Merit Badge The user who has given you this badge believes that while you have not received any awards, you have made many appreciable contributions to Uncyclopedia. Keep up the good work!

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:23, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Unicyclopedia

Any better, IYHO? --Butseriouslyfolks 08:05, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I dunno. I'm not an admin. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

You tagged it, right? Would you tag it now? --Butseriouslyfolks 08:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I tag it, but I don't remove it. Only an admin can. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

As an admin, I removed the {{ICU}}, and replaced it with a {{ugly}}, thus extending the length of time you have to make Unicyclopedia better, Butseriouslyfolks. --The Zombiebaron 08:28, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Quote on the AAA?

You removed my LZ quote on the AAA page, saying that it's 'not what we're looking for'. What does this mean? Sir Hat-a-lot 15:17, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

When I saw the quote I laughed because it was good, but I didn't think it went with the article idea if you know what I mean. —Braydie 15:19, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Precisely. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:57, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

I appreciate the help with my userboxes, thank you very much.

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

Next time, please make sure you ask- or at least let me know- a bit in advance. I panicked for a moment. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:59, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm an expert at HTML, so I knew what I was doing. But I'll ask in the future. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:20, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Worst Merge Ever

I'm not at all impressed with you "merge" of Bass and Bass Guitar. It wasn't even a merge, but a redirect. There was no merging taking place what so ever, there is nothing in the Bass Guitar article that made it through this merge. You've just replaced content with another messy article with too many useless quotations and other jibber-jab. Not impressed. --Benny Goodman 23:03, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Indeed, I had a look at this and like Benny said you've just redirected the old article without moving any of the content across. You can either sort it out, or I'll do it tomorrow. —Braydie 23:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I've reverted it. They just seemed to similar. And Braydie, are you stalking my talk page? --AAA! (AAAA) 02:37, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. Now where's my $30? --AAA! (AAAA) 21:36, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't do...

This. Talkpages are for talk, but it's bad form to change the bits that the page's user created for that page.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:04, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I was just reflecting what Insineratehymn did to his user page. That's it. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:41, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Call your mother and ask her if two wrongs make a right. Heck, just call your mother. She'd love to hear the sound of your voice. If not, call my mother. Tell her you're me. It may help to speak in falsetto.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

"Mum?" Damn, she's on the phone. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:03, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Russian reversal/Russian Reversal

Was the original page on the one with the small R or the big R? (I don't pay attention to this kinda thing) —Braydie 00:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Please stop editing old forum topics

When you edit them, it sends them right to the top of the forum list again, which kind of defeats the point. Seriously, I think we've done enough actively removing references to him, now comes the time to actually deny recognition - ignore him. Pretend he doesn't exist, if you will. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:02, 5 Mar 2007

Sorry. I'm just like a leech. Once I start, I just can't stop, and I just keep wanting more. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:44, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

I'll deny your recognition...

While I appreciate your "denial of recognition" crusade against our mutual friend (you know which one), I reverted your edit to my dossier page for the reason that, DOR or no, we need to keep track of his stupidity in some form or another. Wikipedia has a similar page called "Long Term Abuse" or somesuch, which is what I'm trying to make here. Thanks. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 21:20, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but you-know-who is like Wikipedia's Willy on Wheels. His long term abuse page was deleted on grounds of WP:DENY, which is why I did the same. Eh, maybe I'm going a bit overboard... --AAA! (AAAA) 02:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

This_page_does_not_exist

Why aren't there any admins on?? -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 09:48, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

There are. They just haven't noticed it yet. Oh well, at least it's huffed now. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:36, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Forum:ED is the worst

Ha! You bat my draft agenda out of the park! --Starnestommy 02:57, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

I sure did. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:59, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Do you have a user account there? I really want to do some trolling "improvements". --Starnestommy 03:01, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Me? Have a user account? Of course not! That would be like signing up for free execution! Hmm, now that I think about it... */me goes to gallows* --AAA! (AAAA) 03:04, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

As for me, I'm going to get an account there ASAP, then blank everything using a blankbot script that I am using to test Uncyclobot on my private wiki. --Starnestommy 03:06, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Here's a hint: Re-upload a censored version of goatse. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Better yet, I'll photo myself doing "Rabbit digs the burrow". --Starnestommy 03:12, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Yo! Meet me on IRC! --Starnestommy 03:50, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Sure. Be there at 5:00. I'm still at school. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:51, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Where do you live? I'm in Virginia. --Starnestommy 03:53, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Melbourne, Australia. Hello up there! --AAA! (AAAA) 04:00, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Since whenever

Dark Ermac 13:50, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Hello...

AAA, can I use that infobox on your userpage? Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Sure, just don't use that colour though (It's a Monopoly reference, by the way). --AAA! (AAAA) 00:34, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I finished, and I even gave you credit for it.

Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

...

/me hopes that those are the only 2 awards that AAA! is doing. —Braydie 21:07, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

User:Metropolisforever

Please don't vandalize his userpage... and stop stalking him for god's sake! You're completely OBSESSED with him!!! By the way, Metropolisforever was the original account; Metropolis was just a sockpuppet.--USERNAME 19:32, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Bah. And you're not? --AAA! (AAAA) 22:57, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Adopt me

--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 00:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number twelve from my free cookie giveaway – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gert5 (talk • contribs)

Re:I hate you so much...

Lol, your actually the first person to get that.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:18, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciation

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 12:02, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:26, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

/me strokes goatee. ...my insidious plan moves yet one more step to fruition.... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Oi, YOU

Where the fuck do you get off on telling me what to do? ok... now let's apply it in context; if people are just doing something that could possibly down to making a mistake... fine... if they're clearly going out of their way to fuck things up then bollocks to them, and bollocks to you too. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:19, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

OK sorry... I'm a bit sozzled, anyway, yeah, I appreciate your point and all, but I only use such insulting bans where they deserve it. no hard feelings eh? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:47, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah sure. Friends? --AAA! (AAAA) 23:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Real Quote

That real (and purposeful) Oscar Wilde quote on Fat Ladies just made my day. Congrats! You've earned +15 respect points with me:

	NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
	For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 03:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow. And I didn't even try. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:30, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Actually, now I see it's a common phrase[2]. Not a real problem, it sounds Wildeish, something very unusual up here. The jar is yours for the taking, hehehe. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 03:35, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Freakofnurture

that is not freakofnurture, freakofnurture is a Wikipedia admin, that's a troll who's been impersonating him. just letting you know so you don't recreate any of those -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:54, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay, thanks. You might as well delete the pages that appear in this category then, and ban this user. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:01, 10 May 2007 (UTC)