User:DarthMichigan

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“Hey, this guy must be from Michigan!”

~ Captain Obvious on DarthMichigan
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DarthMichigan[edit | edit source]

I am a crazed, adolescent, nerd with no life and no skin coloration, much like many Michigander high school students. I am known for my username being a blatant "Darth _____" joke. I enjoy long walks on beaches and spouting unnecessary, random information. WARNING: I, DarthMichigan, have a rabid, insane amount of patriotism about my state. If I begin to foam at the mouth while reading/editing articles that have something to to with Michigan, just... just walk away slowly.

I made this image... or at least photoshopped it... but not with photoshop. Whatever.
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