User:Butseriouslyfolks

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This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over higher than yours, asswipe.

This user is a mutant.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This mathematical user loves pi

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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

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