User:Dark Ermac
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| Dark Ermac | ||||
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| Real Name: "Dark Ermac. DUH." | ||||
| Age: "Even I can't remember." | ||||
| Gender: *ahem* "male." | ||||
| Member since: "Whenever." | ||||
| Weight/Mass: "Enough." | ||||
| Interests: "Watching you suffer a horrible, painful, death." | ||||
| I dont like where this is going...: "Too bad." | ||||
| Occupation: "I'M A NINJA!" | ||||
| Favourite Article: "Obviously. What? you were expecting this?" | ||||
| Least Favourite Article: "This. Let me guess, you were expecting this, right?" | ||||
| Weapon of Choice: "I NEED NO WEAPON! I'M DARK ERMAC!" | ||||
| Now what?: "Now you die." *raises hand* | ||||
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Hi. Welcome to the Kung-Pow DVD.
Shit, this place is old. I need to clean it, but I'm too lazy. Meh.
ASCIIFIGHT - Will finish this time!
Random Story[edit | edit source]
Pretty much, this guy creates Cobra in a lab to be a PokéMon Rip-off, but he escaped, determined to do something with his life. He soon met Plant, another of the guy's creations, and they end up at Structure City. There they meet Truss Man, I-Beam, and Cable Man. They find out about the Structure Menace, a group who is trying to take over the city. Eventually they defeat such a group, and the main leader, Mecha-Cobra, becomes an ally. They then meet Man Man, a guy who gives M-C upgrades, and installs a time machine of sorts. It goes off randomly, transporting all of them 100 years into the past, where they meet Mecha-Cobra IX, a previous version of Mecha-Cobra. They then fight a random guy and saved another guy who gave them this boat. They were headed to the Caribbean when they crashed on a mysterious island. The island is home to many unknown dangers. Unfortunately, Truss Man died in the crash, and Cable Man vanished. Later on they find out about Dark Truss Man, an evil version of Truss Man who plans on creating the Structure Menace (remember, this is in the past). They meet several allies during this journey, including Mike, who wields a giant pencil that creates things when he draws them; Scorch, an unknown one; the Legendary 7, Jake, Jeff, John, Jan, Joe, Jack, and Jason; as well as Ice Cap, a snowman. I-Beam later on joins Dark Truss Man as his right hand man, Mecha-Cobra, Mecha-Cobra IX, and Plant get separated from the main group and end up having to find their way back. Eventually Dark Truss Man is defeated. Later, Mike and his friend, Kev, attend this boarding school with an evil headmaster known as Skaberfat.
Wow, this part is really old. I wrote this back in junior high. Wow. Why did I put this up here again? Ah, whatever.
NEW Florida Everglades![edit | edit source]
Yes, that’s right! NEW Everglades![edit | edit source]
Yep. The name states it all. Since the OLD everglades became too much of a harsh landscape to possibly have any life at all, we are in the works of making a NEW Florida Everglades! These Everglades will be BIGGER, HARDER, FASTER, and STRONGER than ever before! No longer will people get in the way of the life of the Everglades! If they do, then… well… they shall meet the NEW EVERGLADES, in all of its fury. No one is safe from the POWER OF THE EVERGLADES!!! The Everglades are the king, and YOU ARE ITS PAWNS!!! ALL OF YOU!!! BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!!!
Coming Soon...[edit | edit source]
ASCII FIGHT!!!
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