User:Hinoa/vandalmos
Welcome to the comprehensive guide on everyone who's been naughty enough on Uncyclopedia to warrant a full-blown, old-school permaban, and how they piss the wiki off. Should you encounter one of these rare creatures, it is advised you notify your local Ban Patrol station, then run like hell. Should you notice anyone who deserves to be added to this wall of shame, then please notify me on my talk page.
Current Listings[edit | edit source]
The Insane Jester[edit | edit source]
An anti-admin vandal, The Insane Jester considers himself an avenger for all the articles that have been deleted on Uncyc. He returned to annoyance on 19 April 2007 after a year-long vacation.
Modus Operandi[edit | edit source]
The Insane Jester has an extremely large list of open proxies, simultaneously making him one of the most annoying and most helpful vandals (as Uncyc and Wikia have a no-open-proxies policy). He tends to target admin userpages and talk pages, blanking them with an attack on them. Oddly enough, between his vandalism, admin reversion edit summaries, and block logs, there seems to be a running conversation.
Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Blight on wiki since 26 April 2006
- Annoyance Level: High
- Uses open proxies, IP range unknown
- Blocked User Names: None
- Prescribed Course of Action: Any user or IP address signing their edits "The Insane Jester" should be blocked infinitely. Any user or IP address displaying vandalism similar to this M.O. should also be permablocked.
Special Notes[edit | edit source]
- User:Jester is NOT the Insane Jester.
- Neither is User:Héous; however, this user was blocked infinitely for similar behaviors.
- What makes me so sure: Insane Jester targeted any admins indiscriminately (including myself, who had been opped for all of 14 hours beforehand), whereas Héous targeted User:Flammable specifically. Also, Insane Jester sticks to defacing admin talk and user pages, whereas Héous focused more on defacing articles in the main namespace and creating new ones with titles such as "FLAMMABLE IS A GAY FAGGOT".
Willy on Wheels[edit | edit source]
No anti-vandal section would be complete without a section on the most successful wiki vandal of all time. While this pest may not actually be the Willy on Wheels, the M.O. matches like a charm.
Modus Operandi[edit | edit source]
Wikipedia, having taken the worst of Willy's attentions, has its own project page on Willy, but for those who are allergic to Wikipedia, the pattern of his vandalism is thus:
- Pick a page, any page.
- Click the "move" button.
- Add "on wheels!" to the end of the page and move it there (or alternatively, move to the faux namespace "Willypedia:").
- Repeat until banned.
Naturally, Willy has to use a user name so he can access the "move" function. It is likely any username ending with "on wheels" or a synonym is this user; keep an eye on them.
Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Blight on wikis since 20 August 2004 (Wikipedia)
- Original person claims to have quit
- Annoyance Level: High
- IP address and/or range unknown
- Blocked User Names:
- Buwahaha (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser (Slight difference in M.O.: changed spelling of article title slightly)
- 1337 on wheels! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Danny on Dunlops (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser (Dunlop was the inventor of the pneumatic bike tire)
- Freddy on Firestones (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Meadow seperono wheels 2 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Prescribed Course of Action: Block until hell freezes over, and if you feel like it, add the violating username to WP's project page.
Special Notes[edit | edit source]
- User:Willy on wheels!, while he may or may not be Willy, IS NOT TO BE BLOCKED UNLESS HE VANDALIZES PER ABOVE. He actually is a semi-regular contributor here, and hasn't done anything wrong... yet.
Idiotz[edit | edit source]
This guy really picked a fitting username. After creating a bunch of crap articles, Idiotz then placed a rather odd NRV on Delaware, as below:
{{NRV|this article's stupid}}
Hinoa managed to clean up the steaming pile of shit left behind by this guy and banned him for ten days, one per each article he had to delete, and advised him to read DUMB, as usual.
Then, all hell broke loose.
After four sockpuppets came and went to Deadland doing the same thing, Hinoa snapped—more than usual, anyway. After Sockpuppet #5 left a note on his talk page, he went nothing short of nuclear, banning him infinitely, threatening to ban him until the UNIX end of time, and other such threats.
Modus Operandi[edit | edit source]
Watch Delaware. He claims it's stupid, and will attempt to NRV it with said NRV tag.
Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Blight on wiki since 14 August 2006
- Annoyance Level: eXtreme
- IP range: 4.136.0.0/16: Block • Unblock • List blocks • Block history
- (however, user uses sockpuppets almost exclusively)
- Blocked User Names:
- Idiotz [40 days]
- Alabama Porch [40 days]
- EncyclopediaDramaticaSucks [40 days]
- Munxingham Alabs [40 days]
- Wind Chimes [inf]
- Qhuncharr [inf]
- Prescribed Course of Action: Any user that vandalized Delaware in a similar fashion is to be banned for either infinitely or 40 days, depending on how good a mood the admin is in.
[Greek Letter]100[edit | edit source]
A vandal going through the Greek Alphabet, adding 100, and blanking articles, normally with the edit summary "get huffed." Obnoxious, and an egregrious abuser of sockpuppets. The next sockpuppet will probably be Epsilon100.
Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Blight on wiki since 1 September 2006
- Annoyance Level: Minor (even though sockpuppets are massively abused, they go in a predictable order, and thus can be identified easily)
- IP range: 138.163.0.0/16: Block • Unblock • List blocks • Block history
- (uses sockpuppets exclusively)
- Blocked User Names: Alpha-Delta100
- Prescribed Course of Action: INFINIBAN. Easy enough to remember, right?
Powershot Vandal (aka Azazer aka Powershot dude)[edit | edit source]
An extremely obnoxious and persistent vandal that usually ends up targeting BENSON's 3D House of Pancakes and has earned the ire of the entirety of that forum. Oh, and the admins, too.
Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Blight on wiki since 1 November 2006 (presumed inactive)
- Annoyance Level: High
- IP range: 207.161.0.0/16: Block • Unblock • List blocks • Block history
- (uses open proxies near exclusively)
- Blocked User Names:
- Azazer (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Spurandthedeb (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Heavy Classix (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- BlackTorsoMonster (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- King (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- BlackMachine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- SlyFox (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Prescribed Course of Action: INFINIBAN per open proxy rules, and deletion/reversion of topics/edits made by the user (per denial of recognition)
Special Notes[edit | edit source]
He will most likely come back here on the 12th of every month (Although he sometimes appears on the 11th and 13th instead). That is when he comes back using an open proxy and goes on a massive blanking spree. During that time, it is advised that all admins be on high alert and check the recent changes page regularly. When you block him, do not leave a block summary, as this will encourage him to come back.
Retired Listings[edit | edit source]
Crack Vandal[edit | edit source]
THIS USER HAS FOUND JESUS AND HOPEFULLY IS NO LONGER A THREAT TO UNCYC.
See User:RichDude530's entry in Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office for further details on this matter.
Claiming to be this wiki's Willy on Wheels, the Crack Vandal has wreaked havoc (or at least tried to) across Uncyc for over four months. His first known IP/origin was User_talk:69.177.65.63.
Modus Operandi[edit | edit source]
This particular vandal, dubbed "the funniest vandal we've ever had" by User:MoneySign, is a rather patheticl vandal (and easily rangeblocked). He tends to create accounts, normally following the pattern "_____ on Crack!" (where the blank can be pretty much anything), and then proceeds to destroy articles without discrimination (mostly userpages). It should be noted that this user tends not to curse, and will bleep out swear words whenever used (ie. "A D***ed Alien" rather than "A Damned Alien").
Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Blight on wiki since: 2 April 2006
- Annoyance Level: Moderate
- Uses IP ranges:
- Aliases: Richard H.
- Blocked User Names (a total of 34):
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- Prescribed Course of Action: Block any usernames infinitely, then check to see if his range is blocked. If not, then block it, or Splarka will be on your ass before you can say "um, oops."
Special Notes[edit | edit source]
Crack Vandal may have another account used to contribute to Uncyclopedia in the normal, non-annoying method. Copied from User talk:Danger Dude 2.0:
I'm curious. Why do you hate Uncyc so much? —Sir Captain Hinoa [TALK] [MUN] 02:30, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
...WHY DO I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA?? IF I WROTE AN ARTICLE ON IT HERE, ID SAY JIMBO WALES SENT ME HERE
TO TAKE YOUR FAT A**ES DOWN. BUT IN REALITY I DONT HATE IT I HAVE AN ACCOUNT WHERE I DONT VANDALIZE.
I JUST LIKE TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES AT TIMES... (emphasis mine)
Also, note that the Crack Vandal has claimed to have found God and promises not to vandalize again (for the third time or so). Discussion is taking place at Forum:Crack Vandal Apologizes, Requests Unblock.
As stated above in big bold caps, this user has been unblocked and is currently using the username RichDude530. Please see his entry in Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office for further details.