User talk:15Mickey20/archive1

Welcome to Mickey's wonderful talk archive, number 1! May I be the first to say "What the Hell are you doing here?" -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 

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Thanks

• Good job on Chesty's article.herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 21:36, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

And a Merry Commercial Conformity Period! (hint, hint, must beat Fundlebuggy to Christmas Feature...) -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:40, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

Pee Review

Thanks for reviewing my article. You said that you were going to make some changes yourself, I'll wait until you have done those before I start working on it again. Again, thanks. (I may come back here once I think I have done to ask you for your opinion again (if you don't mind.)) —Braydie at 14:04, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I had Squiggle help me with it as well, but this is for the review and helping to improve it too.

(It also would be helpful if you could say how it can be improved now (if it can) thanks!) —Braydie at 15:42, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks on my Pee Review Too

The advice you gave me on my article was really helpful. I was suspicious of those specific sections. As far as the quote thing goes, do you like the dialogue(sp?) between Poe and This guy or do you think I should just cut all of it? Thanks again! For a while I didn't think anybody would bother to review it. User:Mrthejazz/sig 20:37, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm fine with including the dialogue. I just indented to make it clearer that its a reply. I forgot to mention in the pee review that I think necrophiliphobia might be a better title for it, as that's what the fear would probably be really called. It's up to you, though. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I made some more changes and took a lot of your advice. I think the article's starting to look better. Any more ideas? I'm still trying to figure out what kind of image to put at the top and ways to make my article more playful. The idea is the article is funny despite the gruesomeness of the topic (or perhaps because of it, I'm not sure). Thanks again! User:Mrthejazz/sig 23:40, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:20, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

Open Your Inventory

	FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
	For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
	"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."

DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

For voting for against her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Help?

I want someone to radically cut the dross from my articles, and add replace it with funny shit.

Can you take a look at my user page and see if anything takes your fancy???

--Dantoller 00:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciation

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 11:55, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 03:10, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Excellent Choice

Choosy VFHers choose UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED. clearly you are choosy.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 23:09, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Sweatshop

no worries, I've done it myself, cheers -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:00, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Slithy Tove 06:39, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

thank you

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

--THE 12:22, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

With Thanks

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

Thanks for your vote. Don alun 21:46, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

FEATURED!

Congrats on the feature man, your first? Madretsma 13:32, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Wiki Research

Thanks for your completed survey. Sutton4019 13:52, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

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Congratulations

You are most welcome for the vote on Old McDonald. Very funny. My eye's on you. Don't be alarmed, that red dot's part of me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:47, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Slithy Tove 06:21, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Competition

I've been checking out my competition for the Poo Lit Surprise, and thought my article was bearing up pretty well...and then I read yours. Damnit! Yours is ridiculously funny. Oh well, we shall see. The Cyanide one is strong contender too I think. MaxMangel 13:38, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Manforman has awarded you a booger...

So you can sell it for a lot of money on eBay.
Your vote for HowTo:Deceive people on eBay is greatly appreciated.

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--Sir Manforman 14:28, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Much appreciated pallie!! ;) --THINKER 00:31, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the riverbank. God, only heard that one five million times...

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:09 Mar 25, 2024 00:46, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Gut Check!

Bile Sluggish? Can't Fight the Feelin' Anymore? Prettiestpretty thanks for your vote on VFH UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:37, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Re: Understanding Big Brother

No phrases or sentences in particular I suppose. I just think it could be toned down a bit. Other than that, it's great. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:40, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt?

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:13, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Bleh.

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:30 Aug 29, 2007

The (Late) WotM Thankering

So, is it 15 Mickey's? 20 Mickey's? Either way, the one that supported me on WotM makes me quite happy. Thank him for me if you can find him amongst the numerous Mickey's we've got around here.. ;) --THINKER 01:25, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

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thanks again! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:42, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Please Vote!

Hey rememeber me the guy who pee reviewed Sweatshop now this isn't a whore becuase you cna vote either which way you please but could you please vote For or against for my currently nominated article Buster Keaton? It's been getting good reviews from well respected writers but right now voting on it is slwo would you mind helping speed things up?--Dr. Fenwick 23:39, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Much obliged

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need. It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list. And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Cheers for the vote Mickey. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Vote for Head Removal!

Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,

The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.

(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:49, 18 October 2007 (UTC)  

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:18, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Feel the power of science!!

	The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
	Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:28, Nov 12

Th-thanks...*burp*...

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks...*belch*...Mik...Mitch...Mi-...forget it...*hic*...thanks for vo-...uhm...vo-...uhm...*passes out* --THE 01:00, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:00, Dec 7

Sig

Your Christmas sig is better than mine :P -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:10, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Well maybe if you wish really hard a Christmas miracle will happen and you'll have the best sig in all of Xmasland. Keep the candy canes, though. They're more original than my pics. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

New Balls For The Tennis Fan!

Bloody hell, you're good! Your ideas to Carry On Film were fantastic. I'm gonna incorporate them. Many thanks for the Pee Review. Oh go on, have one of these ...

Rejoice, 15Mickey20! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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OliverKnight 15:08, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:43, Dec 17

Andy Murray

Hi Mickey, I like the Andy's diary article, but just wondered if you were planning to change it in light of his split with Brad Gilbert to keep it relevant? Just an idle thought really, as it's good enough to get my vote anyways. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:55, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I was hoping that no one would notice, to be honest. Him splitting with Brad really buggered the thing up, as he needs a coach to complain about and even I, as a big tennis fan, don't know who his new coach is. Plus Andy's hardly going to refer to him as "my coach". I guess I'll have to bite the bullet and make the change. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:00, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Eureka! I have the answer!! Thanks Mr. User. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:05, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

The Aristocrats

Several names in your article are real YouTube users. Is that on purpose or just a coincidence? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 15:01, Jan. 3, 2008

I used real names from the youtube page I originally copied and then changed them in some way. Did I miss one? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:20, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

What do you mean? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 15:23, Jan. 3, 2008

I copied the comments from a Youtube page into word and then rewrote it to make my article. I changed the usernames from my copied version. For example drewroxxx became colroxxx, quickattack became quackattacker and so on. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:34, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

As it turned out "quackattacker" is real. But it's not so far a stretch considering how popular YouTube is. Anyway, great article. Have it linked on my userpage. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 15:38, Jan. 3, 2008

That page you reviewed

I've been working on it a bit, is there anything else you think I should do, with the formatting or content? Also, I have personal delusions of grandeur, do you think I'm crazy or really really crazy? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:23, Jan 5

I took the liberty of adding a few little subheadings too break it up a bit. I think it has a decent chance on vfh and I'd vote for it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:37, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Cool, thanks very much. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:37, Jan 5

Much like the fellow above...

I wish to make an article I've been working on one that the average Uncyclopedian wouldn't avert their eyes from in sheer revulsion. I re-wrote it with your PeeReview (thanks for that, by the way) in mind, and would like to hear your thoughts on the revisions. Any comments you have would be most appreciated. --Dr. Love 22:24, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I like the new "Meet the candidates" angle. That's a good way of dating it, so you don't have to go too crazy on keeping it bang up to date. Other than the red links, which need to be cleaned up, I'm pretty happy with what you've done to it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:28, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. I self-nominated it for VFH because I'm a self-promoting bastard, but also because I wanted to find ways to improve it, and I suppose VFH is one of the best places to look for those. Also, I didn't want to be that guy who keeps pestering you for suggestions, since you've helped me quite a bit already. Thank you very much for your suggestions. --Dr. Love 06:03, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!