User:Gergdown/Video Essay
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“In my past, I have said digusting stuff, and only you can forgive me for *sob* this... I am so ashamed of my actions, and I deeply apologize *sob* for this...”
After gas-lighting his followers that the non-existent country of France was a real place, and after stating that Jeffery Epstein was "my best friend", this horrid Uncyclopedian user has earned their place as one of the most hated Uncyclopedians on the site. It eventually went way deeper than these surface-level facts however, as it has been revealed to us that OPOSSUM has had a secret history of lying, pedophilia,[source nobody fucking reads 1] and even more. These events have escalated so much, that recently, OPOSSUM has deleted their discord account, and alongside it, have left the Uncyclopedian discord server. So how did this story happen?
CHAPTER 1 — Starting out as a low-tier user...[edit | edit source]
It all began on November 1st, 2023, in which user OPOSSUM (real name: Richard Woods) created their Uncyclopedian account. Starting out as a nooby user, slowly, OPOSSUM would grow their profile, creating new articles, helping other users, interacting on forums, and eventually, writing a featured article. For the first year of OPOSSUM's Uncyclopedian career, OPOSSUM mostly made uncontroversial edits. OPOSSUM helped other users with projects they were making, collaborated with another user to create a featured article, and grew their stance to be one of the biggest Uncyclopedian users during twenty-twenty four.
CHAPTER 2 — But THEN, OPOSSUM said this...[edit | edit source]
On June 7th, 2025, OPOSSUM said this, sparking the end of his career:
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| guys the OPOSSUM situation is crazy amirite | ||||
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| @grok, is this true??? | ||||
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| I'm sorry brother, but I have to do this for my empire's domination. For in this family there can only be one Grok guy. | ||||
| 8:58 PM - 1 October 2025 | ||||
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We would never hear from Grog again.
CHAPTER 3 — But THEN...[edit | edit source]
CHAPTER 4 — Counterarguement[edit | edit source]
CHAPTER 5 — Oh Yeah And Also OPOSSUM Is A Pedo[edit | edit source]
CHAPTER 6 — Butt THEN...[edit | edit source]
CHAPTER 8 — Countercultural Counter-intuitive Counteractive Counterdraw Counterfactual Counterirrational Counteroffensive Counterstrike Count and cocks Counterarguement[edit | edit source]
CHAPTER 9 — Aftermath[edit | edit source]
Sources[edit | edit source]
- ↑ DaFuq!?Boom. “Skibidi Toilet - Season 1 [FULL SCREEN.” YouTube, 31 May 2023, www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePNs-G7puA.
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Alright, that should be it for today.
B-B-Bu—that's literally everything I can think of about that person! There's literally nothing else I can think about to talk about.
There's barely anything interesting about this person! D-d—
W—w-w—what do you mean reactor number 5? W—wa—
N-n—n—n-o! No! P—p—
W—w-wait! Who's—who's editing these videos?
RCTRs 1-4.
RCTRs 1-4.
...w—
You're gonna edit these videos.
You're gonna edit these videos.
NO! NO! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO M—
The OPOSSUM Situation is Insane[edit | edit source]
“In my past, I have said digusting stuff, and only you can forgive me for *sob* this... I am so ashamed of my actions, and I deeply apologize *sob* for this...”
Aftuh gaws-lighteeng hez followers zat the non-existent country of Frawnce was a real place, and aftuh stawting that Yeffery YEpstein was "mon best friend", dis horrid Uncyclopedian user has aurned their flace as one of the most hawted Encyclopedians on the site. It avantually went way dee—
W-w—waz? My voice awcting wa—
Her' ya' go! W—wai—
