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With PF4Eva and Funnybony:
With Paizuri and Skinfan:
IC collab, mainly with Why? and PuppyOnTheRadio:
A rewrite with Fredd:
With Funnybony and Vinaykumar:
With Guildy:
With Black Flamingo and Claudius Prime:
Joined Funnybony's page:
rw of a GerryCheevers rw:
Artwork and more provided by Lyrithya:
Great review and assist by John Lydon:
with Black Flamingo and Lyrithya:
with a 92 vandal sock:
with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten:
an assist from Romartus and a yummy recipe by Zana Dark:
with Black Flamingo and Skinfan:
IC collab:
greatly assisted by an audio by Dexter and Mrthejazz:
joined Funnybony's page:
IC collab:
with 74.77.239.74:
with almost everyone!:
Shameful VFD save of a The Dit page:
with MrN9000 and Ryuken:
lucky to join in on Funnybony's great page:
with MrN9000, edited Jocke Pirat's page:
pics&captions to a NicknNora page:
editsaddits to Funnybony's very good page:
with Xamralco:
with 90sKid21
with Zim ulator
added to AndrewCStuart's fine page
Fake Pegasus Award for most featured articles of the year: 2010
Fake Pegasus Award for most featured articles of the year: 2011
Fake Pegasus Award for most featured articles of the year: 2013
Writer of the Year, MMX
Please have a seat so you can be comfortable while you look at my stuff. Thanks for your votes. The cookies are in the oven, but please help yourself to some pasta, a soy-cheese sandwich, chocolate, and either a glass of some fancy blue thing or some '47 Cheval Blanc imbued with a wee drop of Jeffersonian-era red.
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Noob of the Moment December 2009 |
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World's Best Friend October 2010 |
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Zombie of the Month July 2011 |
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Perv of the Month February 2012 |
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Magician of the month January 2011 |
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Frat Bro of the Month April 2010 |
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UnBooks Author of the Month September 2010 |
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UnBooks Author of the Month March 2011 |
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Foolitzer Prize Winner May 2011 |
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Foolitzer Prize Winner March 2012 |
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Jolly Good Show! MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late. As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition. Congratulations. |
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You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly... |
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Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2010 |
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Writer of the Month April 2010 |
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Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their center: User:Aleister/The Aristocrats |
- 2005 Savethemooses (12)
- 2006 Hardwick Fundlebuggy (12)
- 2007 Ljlego (22.5)
- 2008 Cajek (19.5)
- 2009 Gildy (22)
- 2010 me (29)
- 2011 me too! (23)
- 2012 Spike (18.5)
- 2013 me three! (19.5)