Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Biden does it again (rw)

Article: UnNews:Biden does it again	Score: 2.5 advocates for varnish
Nominated by:	Nominally Humane! 12:52 09 Sep
For: 6.5	Partial self for Nominally Humane! 12:52 09 Sep For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:06, September 9, 2012 (UTC) I wrote the original article, so I'd be proud to see a revised version on the front page. The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 14:15, September 10, 2012 (UTC) For. - jack mort \| cunt \| talk - 03:51, September 12, 2012 (UTC) For. Oh great, now I've got a bunch of golfers mad at me... For. 198.144.105.76 07:02, September 20, 2012 (UTC) For. *zheoliel 16:16 September 22*
Against: 4	Not feeling it enough to justify its datedness. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:10, September 12, 2012 (UTC) Generally with Spike here. Although this is not a bad article at all, and I do like it, I think Spike made the satire sparkle, and I don't see featuring this and his. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 05:07, September 12, 2012 (UTC) Against. Funny idea. Not fantastic execution. The tone is all wrong. -RA HB 23:38, September 25, 2012 (UTC) Against. My entrant (see Comments) was featured, though weeks after Biden's "put y'all back in chains" remark had been forgotten. We ought not to run a second treatment of the same thing. Spıke ¬ 22:54 28-Sep-12
Comments	My entrant in the category (UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery) gets it done better; and the slap at Biden in the headline and lede, and at Fox News at the end and Source, get in the way of looking like news; see Forum:Political advocacy, again. Spıke ¬ 13:08 9-Sep-12 I saw the forum. I saw your article. Commented on both. Nominally Humane! 01:10 09 Sep 13:10, September 9, 2012 (UTC) That's an opinion, buddy. The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 14:17, September 10, 2012 (UTC)