List of MLB stadiums

There are a total of 30 Major League Baseball stadiums. Unlike the NFL, each team has its own stadium to play in. Not only that, but they don't share their own stadiums, which is a relief. Over the course of MLB history, stadiums have come and go as they age. Some of them have lasted over 100 years, which is an impressive feat.

Republican Conference

Frozen North Division

Oriole Park at Camden Yards (Baltimore Gloryholes)

Not to be confused with Oracle Park, which is in a different state and has a different team playing it. Known for its orange and black seats. Even the entire stadium is in black and orange. It even incorporated a warehouse into it. Also known to serve Oreos to fans.

Fenway Park (Boston's Red Cocks)

Also known as the Madison Square Garden of MLB stadiums. If a musician plays there, then they have made it. It is too legendary to be replaced. No one hates it. In fact, it is the only stadium in the world that doesn't really have any haters.

Yankee Stadium (New York Yankers)

They replaced their old stadium, much to the dismay of old Yankers fans. If they didn't do that, they would've been New York's version of Fenway Park. Unfortunately, that's not the case. It is however, identical to the older stadium based on looks.

Tropicana Field (Tampa Bay Baseball Team That Will Never and Should Never Win a World Series)

The worst MLB stadium ever. This is basically the MLB's version of Highmark Stadium except it's domed. Plus, it even got damaged by hurricanes. It got to the point where they decided to replace it in 2029. But they might change their minds, though.

Rogers Centre (Toronto Blue Gays)

Previously known as the SkyDome. It once hosted the opening of the 600th McDonald's location. The Rogers Centre is also the first stadium in the world to have a sentient roof. However, it might be replaced. Remember, the average sports stadium's lifespan is 30 years.

Jack Morris Division

Rate Field (Chicago Obamas)

This one is the less stellar version of Fenway Park. Previously known as Guaranteed Rate Field before being renamed to something much more ambiguous. All people attending must rate whatever event they attended out of 5 stars. If you misread the name of this stadium, well...you get something much more unfortunate.

Progressive Field (Cleveland Steamers)

Owned by Flo from Progressive. The stadium is notorious for having a ton of snow days during their games. It is one of the best stadiums in the MLB, but that's not saying much. It was renovated twice. Also, it got featured in several Progressive commercials.

Comerica Park (Detroit Foreclosures)

When you enter the stadium there will be tiger statues in the front. It is disguised as a Foreclosures museum. They also hold fireworks shows every time a signifigant holiday happens. The stadium is more biased towards pitchers than to batters. Maybe it would've been balanced it could've been a little better.

Kauffman Stadium (Kansas City Royal Flush)

Just like the Kansas City Chiefs, the Royal Flush is pursuing leaving Missouri to actually go to Kansas. It is unknown what will happen to this stadium if this happens. But it is over 50 years old, so that is probably understandable. However, no changes have happened yet. So we'll see.

Target Field (Minnesota Tits)

The Tits have previously played at the Metrodome, which has been the victim of baseballs thanks to its roof matching the color of them. Target Field was created to just to mitigate this problem. However, it doesn't have a dome. This makes it much easier for for the Tits and the opposing team to score points. This makes it an improvement over the Metrodome, which is saying a lot.

Unspecific Division

Daikin Park (Houston Assholes)

Previously known as Minute Maid Park. If an Asshole (or any member of the away team) hits a pole next to a Chick-fil-A cow, everyone in attendance, including the home and away teams get a free Chick-fil-A sandwich at the end of the game. This can be done multiple times during a single game. They also have a cashierless store. Seems that they want robots to take over the world.

Angel Stadium (Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the United States of the Earth of the Milky Way Galaxy of the Universe)

Known to be the stadium with the most Muslims, as they hold an Eid al-Fitr celebration every year. It also has a giant statue in the shape of the letter A. The stadium also frequently hosts Opening Day games. It is known as the Fenway Park of the West Coast. So it can't be replaced either.

New Las Vegas Stadium (Las Vegas Athletic Straps)

No other stadium is built using orange juice until now.

This stadium replaced the Tropicana, a casino hotel which got destroyed by pouring several pounds of orange juice on it in 2024. However, we can't really say anything about it until 2028. It is expected to be made out of orange juice, glass and plastic. The team in question sucked so bad that they decided to move to Las Vegas. Who knows if they will get back?

T-Mobile Park (Seattle Ichiro Sukmydickies)

One of two stadiums that T-Mobile owns. When the Wi-Fi goes out in Seattle, it goes out in this stadium too. The only way to get it back is to plug in and plug off again. Seattle is notorious for having stadiums named after Wi-Fi companies. It however doesn't look like a Wi-Fi router.

Globe Life Field (Texas Power Rangers)

Located a few miles away from their old stadium. Their old stadium was renamed by a hotel and casino company. It is close to AT&T Stadium. You think that they would use their old stadium forever? Think again.

Democrat Conference

Atlantis Division

Truist Park (Atlanta Redskins)

Previously, the Redskins had left Turner Field. It was also known as SunTrust Park. Unfortunately, it has the worst naming deal. Truist is notorious for being one of the worst company names in the history of the entire world. You could just slap it onto a toothpaste tube and call it a day.

LoanDepot Park (Miami Anchovies)

It's the MLB stadium that looks and feels like its own city. From the architecture to the interior, you can clearly tell you're in Miami. It includes an aquarium, as well as a swimming pool and a restaurant. People mistakenly think that you would be going to a hotel. Well, they're kinda right on that.

Citi Field (New York Losers)

If they kept Shea Stadium, they would've kept winning. That is not the case. They still have a magic apple that appears every time someone gets a home run. The apple doesn't rise rarely, even with having improved technology. Sometimes the apple is replaced by a strawberry. It was also home to the first ever concert played at a stadiu, as well.

Citizens Bank Park (Philadelphia Phuckers)

Also destroyed Three Rivers Stadium. It is also the home of the Philly Phanatic. This stadium replaced the Veterans Stadium as well. At least it wasn't rat-infested. To prevent this, they employ cats as mousers.

Nationals Park (Washington Sexpos)

The first ever eco-friendly stadium. It is known to have solar panels lined up in its exterior. It has a lot of changes during its lifespan. They upgrade their hardware every single time. Expect it to make it stay forever because of its excessive spending.

Redneck Division

Wrigley Field (Chicago Scrubs)

This is another MLB stadium that will last forever. This is actually Chicago's version of Fenway Park, if you're wondering. Not joking. It has a large lifespan. It's too legendary.

Great American Ball Park (Cincinnati Red Communists)

True to its name, it is the largest ball park in the United States. It copies every single MLB stadium ever. It also replaced Riverfront Stadium because that was too generic. So this stadium is now taking its place. Every time a new stadium pops up it keeps copying and copying until it can't no more.

American Family Field (Milwaukee Alcoholics)

Once during its construction a blue crane fell and killed some construction workers. That's tragic. But it's notorious for being the most drunk MLB stadium out of the bunch. There will always be beer brewing around. Even though it has the word "family" in its name, you can't expect them to change their ways.

PNC Park (Pittsburgh Dumb Fucks)

One of the best baseball stadiums in the United States, but that's not saying much. Its views are generally the best out of all of them. It's basically a much better version of Three Rivers Stadium. That's just based on aesthetics. But they have great functionality, so...

Busch Stadium (St. Louis Marginals)

Has been built thrice. If they keep going at this rate people are going to lose count. How many times do we have to get a stadium named Busch Stadium in the same location? A lot? That's going to cost several dollars.

Hippie Division

Chase Field (Arizona Milksnakes)

Arizona doesn't have really great sports teams, to be honest. You know it's bad when the stadium is better than the actual team, but even the Milksnakes are slightly better than the Cardinals. More specifically, the NFL team. It also has a swimming pool. There's not really a lot to say about it.

Coors Field (Colorado Cockies)

This and American Family Field in Milwaukee had a drunk-off. The latter won. Despite being named after a beer brand, it's the second-drunkest MLB stadium. It had dinosaur fossils during its construction. Thus, it is also a dinosaur museum as well.

Dodger Stadium (Los Angeles Doggers)

The largest MLB stadium ever, contrary to popular belief. It used to have a buffet. Sadly, it doesn't. It even removed its own neon seats and replaced them with a duller version of them. This sucks.

Petco Park (San Diego Madres)

Known for being the only baseball stadium to allow pets. It is also a pet store as well. Every event, staff are being tired of having to clean up the aisles every time they see pet poop or pet pee. The pets in attendance also are known to bark and meow at the opposing teams as well. It even occurs during non-sports events as well.

Oracle Park (San Francisco Hills That Will Cause Your Grandma to Fall Into the Street and Get Hit by a Car)

Not to be confused with Oriole Park. It is known as the "Big Brother" of MLB stadiums. Everywhere you go, you can't go without being tracked. It has your personal information. It even defies state and country laws. Yet it hasn't been sued for anything.